Actually, I've always fancied myself (heh) as more of a gorilla/guerilla but the resemblance to this blogger's childhood photos in uncanny. Take a peek at the cutest new denizen of our local money pit:
Baby chimpanzee born at Kansas City Zoo
The Kansas City Zoo just welcomed a baby chimpanzee. Gracie was born Tuesday to Teetoo. The Zoo said this is Teetoo's first baby. Zookeepers said it may be several weeks before Gracie makes her debut on exhibit. For the animals' safety, temperatures will have to be at least 55 degrees before the group can return outdoors.
If Obama had a son...
ReplyDeleteInstead, Rita did.
DeleteLittle bastard will be on welfare in 30 days. Mom is probably already getting WIC money for him.
ReplyDeleteImagine! Al Sharpton and his wife having a little one at their age.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! A bouquet of bananas coming your way, Rev. .
Listen to these geriatrics shit themselves over this monkey! Is it any wonder why all three of you are alone on a Friday afternoon commenting on a blog, begging someone...anyone...to acknowledge your worthless existence! There...Now I did. Someone has heard your cries of loneliness You can die now. Please!
ReplyDeleteHave another hit on the bong, Mensa boy.
ReplyDeleteMommy and Daddy will be home soon and expect the basement cleaned up.
Looks like Bolonzo as a kid
ReplyDeleteTeresa White's last twat issue that now has an incurable disease?
ReplyDeleteOh it will get worse Teresa!
Ain't he from over around 36th and Troost ? I been seeing him before. Boon be his handle.
ReplyDeleteHas KU recruited him yet ?
ReplyDeleteis it all pink on the inside of mama chimp ?
ReplyDeleteTKC commenters leading the way with that cutting edge slavery era humor. Ohhh, you're so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAs another said, just die already, you boring fucks. If your world is so miserable, you are really doing yourself a favor. Not to mention the rest of us.
Go sit on a hot stove, snowflake.
ReplyDelete^^^ There's that sharp quick wit again.
ReplyDeleteSnowflake? Who had the quick defensive response.
Go kill yourself.
I bet the poor bastard feels right at home on Sundays at Swope.
ReplyDelete^^^^I bet you have no friends or family either pops. Ain’t that so? I smell your fetid diaper from here
ReplyDelete+1 on some of the stupid comments. At least TRY to be funny with yo shit. Don't just hate out of spite.
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