Sunday, January 28, 2018

DISGRACE!!! KANSAS CITY HIT & RUN TRAFFIC TREND KILLS PEDESTRIANS!!!



As the social contract breaks down the streets of Kansas City prove exceptionally deadly for anyone who dares to walk to their destination.

To wit . . .

NEARLY HALF A DOZEN KANSAS CITY PEDESTRIANS HAVE BEEN HIT IN TRAFFIC THIS WEEK AND MORE RECKLESS DRIVERS ARE FLEEING ACCIDENT SCENES!!!

The latest report . . .

KSHB: Man struck, killed in suspected hit and run at 37th and Prospect

Perspective . . .

This is the third deadly pedestrian accident in Kansas City, Mo. in two days and the 5th pedestrian vs. car crash this week.

This tragic trend reveals that neither bike paths nor better public transportation will save residents from an overall lack of basic human decency. The current divisive social media political epoch has not only made our society more callous but also willing to cope with the consequences of their actions.

And so, we can only warn locals that traffic won't stop for people moving slowly on the side of the road. Moreover, those looking for a brake aren't likely to get one from a growing contingent of the population who seem to have lost empathy for anyone who in their way.

Developing . . . 

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously we need some good urban planning for this. Just wait for a hipster and his khaki pants to bring the solution that will enlighten us all.

Maybe he'll have a youtube video or a Ted talk.

Captain Chub-On Pants Tent said...

Aww, it ain't so bleak. We're gonna get some more streetcar that that will eliminate the need to walk anywhere in KC.

Things will be up to date and nobody will every have any problems as long as the luxury hosing keeps popping up.

One day, you'll get your condo too!

Anonymous said...

JoCo drivers might suck, but KC drivers will kill you.

Driver take warning.

Anonymous said...

Get off your damn cell phone. That would solve more than half of the hit and runs in KC.

Anonymous said...

Night-night geezers. These posts are incoherent messes. You must be sundowing.

My pants are relatively clean KC said...

^^^ Ageist b.s. rather than debate people on their idea or their arguments, you use identity politics against them. Typical "progressive" tactic that actually is actually just as racist at their efforts.

@7:04 doesn't care about KC or keeping pedestrians safe or even information. You're just about pushing an agenda for people who have deceived you.

@7:04 is the manifestation of the brain-washing that has made the frogs gay and turned the yogurt against us.

A communist, a sadist and probably a Cardinals fan. The very worst "denizen" of the KC discourse.

Find this man and take away his macbook. It is undeserved.

TRAITOR!

Anonymous said...

Gee I wonder of the perp is driving a 1991 Caprice Classic, suspended license, fake temporary tags, uninsured, and high as a kite? In other words, just like about every other driver in the hood.

Anonymous said...

7:01 you are correct, but you dumb fucks on the Kansas side dont need someone to run you over and kill you!! You seem to get behind the wheel and do a very good job of that all on your own!

Anonymous said...

Never go to the shit hole KILLA CITY , never drive by KILLA CITY , never , ever walk anywhere in KILLA CITY ! Normal American human beings should avoid this douchebag LIBERAL Democrat Snowflake HOMOSEXUALLY ABOUNDS TRANNY SHIT HOLE at all times ! Let the Boyz BANGING inner city youth scholar's hood rats kill each other off , seems like they are mostly starting the year off with a bang !¡!¡!

Anonymous said...

Ewww! This post reeks of geriatric shit!

Real KC said...

Nope, sorry. That is your upper lip.

As for KC drivers, watch out, they will MURDER YOU.

White meth addicts. Asians, blacks, Mexis and everything in between. People in this shittay town can't drive and kill on the regular. MoRe deadly than any gang war is the fudging KC traffic. Ya'll just can't wait to get home and put on those sweatpants.

Anonymous said...

"Diversity" behind the wheel.

Anonymous said...

What's there to argue about, pants-shitters? 90% of dead pedestrian die because of something they did....stepped out into traffic, walked into the street, whatever.

So not only is Tony's screed invalid and. nonsensical all you diaper-fillers are going off about nothing.

92%.

Anonymous said...

Damb, these Brit tourist need to look the other way first.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this free speech thing just great? Look at all of these pithy & insightful comments. Makes me feel proud to be an American.

Learn how to drive BITCH said...

Meh, I think YOUR COMMENT SUCKED MOST OF ALL

Anonymous said...

To bad free speech has to include assholes who would do society a favor by keeping their mouth shut.

KC progressive! said...

Cars kill more people in Kansas City than homicides every year! It's a fact. We need to ban cars and take them away from everyone.

Hillary wants your cars. Give them to her or else we can never be free.

Only racists drive a car!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I blame the schools. They don't teach the students how to read or write or do basic math. Now it looks they have forgotten to teach that we must look both ways before we cross the street.

Anonymous said...

When they outlaw cars, only criminals will drive.

Anonymous said...

10:00 shut up coprophilia boy

Anonymous said...

Well walking trails would never be a solution! because you can get killed or raped there even if you stay off the highway! Ask Coaches with one less owner! So with that said people die in this city in droves, homicide, with a magnitude of unsolved homicides with cold cases that could fill a 500,000 Square foot ware house! there will never be a fix to the problem because the leaders of this city only know how to put a street car on its tracks and build a 1 terminal airport!! The responsibilty is huge, and maybe someday local govenment will stop acting like millenials! And actually earn the wage they are paid!