Friday, December 01, 2017

BEWARE!!! ANGRY KANSAS CITY OWL STILL THREATENS BROOKSIDE!!!



Just one more look at local wild life tonight and a reminder of yet another kind of predator one the loose in Kansas City . . .

Fox4: Two runners lose hats in more swooping owl attacks in Brookside neighborhood

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Meyer said he was running near the intersection of Valley and Meyer Road around 5:45 a.m. when the owl struck him. Meyer wasn’t hurt, but the owl did get away with his stocking cap.

“I had seen reports of owls in the area," Meyer said. "Especially in that area, I just never thought that it would meet me at any point. If I hadn’t seen those shadows coming up behind me, I would have really been freaked out."

A second runner posted online that the Brookside Owl swoop down at him as well on Friday morning. The owl also got away with his stocking cap.

At least five different runners have reported run ins with the owl in the Brookside area since September.
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15 Comments:

Super Dave said...

The owl has a thing for stocking caps, but maybe he flies to a homeless vets and drops the hats for them to wear.

Anonymous said...

No, Dave - winter's coming on, and the Owl needs those to line its nest.

Greedo said...

Dave's explanation is funnier!

Anonymous said...

Coons are the biggest threat to Brookside

Anonymous said...

What that owl is doing is a real hoot.

Anonymous said...

Indeed coons are the main threat and Brooksiders are the pussiest most helpless people in the metro.

Anonymous said...

They need to buy a gun and carry it

Anonymous said...

Are they those pussy hats that were all the rage earlier this year?

Anonymous said...

Well don't this beat all? Killa City has its Fly By Hootings to go with all the Drive By Shootings!

Georgie Porgie said...

Raccoons are friendly and funny little creatures. I like them, they remind us all that Brookside is full of pigs who waste so much.

Retro ROCKER said...

It's the aftershave they are wearing. .High karate. .

Anonymous said...

I'd forgotten what a great album Rush's "Fly By Night" is until seeing this photo.

There's a menacing owl on the cover you see.

Equally menacing was Neil Peart's relentless attack on the tubs.

Anonymous said...

12:44: Thanks for staying on-topic and keeping the conversation elevated.

Anonymous said...

"Elevated" What a Hoot!

MisterGee said...

@ 12/1/17, 9:49PM,

Your whoremonger mom should've just went to the bathroom, and flush your bitch ass down the toilet! Seriously!