Friday, November 10, 2017

TKC FRIDAY UNFUNNY: IS KANSAS CITY VINDICATED AGAINST TRASH TALKING COMEDIAN NOW THAT LOUIS C.K. ADMITS TO SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS!!!



Louis C.K. has always hated Kansas City.

One of our more clever and KICK-ASS TKC READERS recently sent us these Friday flashback quotes from the infamous comedian not so long ago:

"Kansas City is the worst town I’ve ever been in . . . What a dump! It’s the worst city in North America, and that includes Canada and Mexico.”

One more . . .

“If you don’t see your town on the list, it is likely that I’m coming to you later in the year. It’s NOT because I hate your town,” he wrote about the tour schedule in an email newsletter to fans. “Indeed I go to towns that I hate to work all the time. For instance, I played in Kansas City this summer. And I had a great time there. And boy do I hate Kansas City. I hate Kansas City so much, that I had to go to a doctor to ‘have that looked at.’ Luckily, the doctor assured me that I am very healthy and that, indeed, Kansas City is an astonishing dump."

Yes, these are jokey quotes but Kansas City never has a sense of humor about tourism given that elected officials have long lied to the public about 25-million visitors to this town every year with a straight face.

And so and with FULL DISCLOSURE that TKC actually likes the guy's comedy  . . .

GIVEN SEX ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS AGAINST LOUIS C.K. AND CRINGE-WORTHY ALLEGATIONS OF MASTURBATION IN FRONT OF SHOCKED AND UNWILLING LADIES . . . DOES KANSAS CITY HAVE THE LAST LAUGH???

It's not a fun topic and Kansas City is confronted with more serious challenges than insults to local honor. However, as the #MeToo movement takes down another entertainment industry titan . . . An old school affront is now the topic of local consideration.

Check the links . . .

New York Times: Louis C.K. Is Accused by 5 Women of Sexual Misconduct

CNN: Louis CK: 'These stories are true'

Radar: Louis CK's Movie Dropped Amid Sexual Assault Claims

Atlantic: Louis C.K. and Abuse of Power in the Comedy World

WaPo: The sexual harassment accusations against Louis C.K. actually make his work make more sense

You decide . . .

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It's more than cringe. Just nasty. Dude definitely has a problem. Real shame that he couldn't control himself. Even after he was famous. InSANE.

George said...

Kansas City won't be such a dump after we get that new airport!

We're on the move. Maybe part of his retribution should be community service in Kansas City!

Anonymous said...

I know that sexual assault isn't funny at all but some of the charges are hilarious. He's jerking it while women are screaming and laughing in disgust. I don't think most of Kansas City would want to be associated with him even if it is for the last laugh.

Anonymous said...

Dude has issues.

Anonymous said...

Funniest bit about KC is Todd Barry clowning our airport.

Anonymous said...

In other words, there was no one in KC worth jacking off to.

Anonymous said...

Obviously he didn't ride the streetcar. That would have changed his tune!

Anonymous said...

who is he?

Anonymous said...

I can't get it up for KC either.

KC Jerkwad said...

4:22 & 4:31 FOR THE WIN!

Anonymous said...

He's friends with Pee Wee Herman.

Anonymous said...

entertainment industry titan ?

Anonymous said...


yet another rich powerful jew abusing Shiksas

Oy Vea!

Anonymous said...

What law did he brake?

Anonymous said...

Has that snitch Glazer been outed yet ????

Anonymous said...

The metamorphosis of the news business from a dignified and necessary component of the public interest to a gong and geek show is now complete.

Anonymous said...

Get in line men of America. Within weeks you will all be accused of something. Time to write off the bimbos and go for the inflatable doll.

Anonymous said...

CK is one of Glazers buddies.
Didn't you know Craig found CK in a alley here in KC and gave him his first break like he did Robin Williams. That really played out good for Robin in the end. When are the women Craig harassed at Woodside going to start coming forward? You just have to know from some of his stories that have been in print there just has to be one somewhere. Readers of the world should sue him for that book he wrote demanding all that money back.

Anonymous said...



I always thought whacking off was for when you couldn't get chicks..

Captain Obvious said...

Guy sounds like a JERK to me.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Super Dave said...

I never really thought he was all that funny myself.

Anonymous said...

Just another Progressive Perv.

Watts Bigdeel said...

I jacked twice just reading the comments.. Showed my dick to the neighbors cat.

Anonymous said...

He'll be appearing @ Stanford's shortly.

Anonymous said...

Sly has some Michael Fletcher dirt from the 90s. Assault on a 17 year old...

Anonymous said...

Sly James feeling up a teenager at a coke party hosted by Michael Fletcher

Anonymous said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Well men, join the new libtard America where trying to score some ass 30 years ago will cost your life next week.