Thursday, October 12, 2017

DEAD-TREE DISGUST: KANSAS CITY STAR COLUMNIST HOOPZ CELEBRATES SOCIAL MEDIA MENSTRUAL BLOOD!!!



Here's a look at a struggling Kansas City print media institution featuring a bit of gore and social media controversy in order to boost numbers.

Their most controversial columnist authors the visceral display . . .

JeneĆ© Osterheldt Meet Rupi Kaur, the Indian rock star poet who’s sold out her Kauffman Center show

Deets:

Hoopz: "Lying on her side in her bed, the photograph shows blood seeping through the backside of her gray sweatpants. A bit of blood also stains the sheets.

"It’s happened to most women and girls. A period, or shedding of the uterus lining, is natural. We see commercials for tampons, maxi pads and cramp relief every day. We see blood on movies and TV every day.

"But menstruation is still taboo."

As of this writing, the controversial photo is EMBEDDED into the Star's website.

And here's a question for our late night readers who bark at the moon amid the Halloween scary season . . .

WHO WOULD PAY TO READ THIS SCREED IN PRAISE OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD??? IS THE KANSAS CITY STAR SACRIFICING THEIR DIGNITY IN FEATURING THIS BLOODY HOT MESS???

Thanks to the best and brightest denizens of our blog community for sending this one our way . . . The reality is that I just want to bookmark this horrific note the next time somebody complains about our blog communities love of scantily clad curvaceous women making big bucks for their natural or beautifully enhanced talents.

You decide . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Even by the low standards of the Star, Hoopz is atrocious.

Anonymous said...

Who wants to read a rant about a bloody cunt written by a cunt?

Anonymous said...

If it bleeds it leads.

Super Dave said...

I swear, can it get any worse?

Anonymous said...

Hoops is a very unhappy girl. I think if she got a good hard horsefucking she would be a lot happier. If she was properly fucked she wouldn't be so nasty and full of hatred.

Another Midtown Mom said...

This was gross out coverage from KC Star. What's more f-ed up to me is that they are horrified by the reactions they get to this kind of disgusting story rather than questioning why they would publish this kind of garbage.

cml said...

Next up, I will post photos of folks in geriatric wards with their pants full of shit, with accompanying stream of consciousness commentary from dementia patients.

Anonymous said...

Tony, come on!
"Is the Star sacrificing their DIGNITY?"
Whaaaatttt? Hahahahaha, I get it!

Funny yes, but that joke is beneath the standards of even this blog.
If the Star had any shred of dignity left they would have closed down years ago. I challenge anyone complaining about "wHoopzzzeee" to name ANYONE at the Star that writes any better or has more credibility.

Even once-competent writers like Helling or Kraske have abandoned their principles and jumped aboard the Rag's downhill ride to oblivion.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is that in any town with an art scene worth two shits someone basing their art around menstrual blood or their cycle would be met with rolled eyes and comments that this isn't 15 years ago.

Of course in this rube hick town, this Duchamp-esque display of a bloody undercarriage sells out arenas.

I like the people that just want to hang pretty pictures and go to places like Westport or Plaza art fair. The KC BBQ Sauceratti who attend this stuff and think they have any idea of what art is cutting edge is the worst.

Anonymous said...

Harvey Weinstein says old enough to bleed old enough to breed.

Anonymous said...

It can get worse Stupor Duck, we'll just wait for your next dumbass comment.

Anonymous said...

ENOUGH ALREADY

Is Jenee Osterheldt now blaming God for women having periods?

This is what she learned at Harvard?

Crying "VICTIM" ceases to be an effective strategy when you do it in EVERY article you write!

I'm biracial, I'm a VICTIM!

I'm female, I'm a VICTIM!

I'm LGBTQ, I'm a VICTIM!

Enough already

Anonymous said...

^^^ You need to stick a tampon in your mouth and STFU.

Anonymous said...

LOOK TONY A JOB AT THE STAR FOR YOU!!!

It's more than you're making now.

Anonymous said...

^^^ You need to stick a dick in your ass and take the same advice.

Anonymous said...

Hoopzzz is just pissed she couldn't keep a man and he wouldn't wade in or drink from the "red river".

Anonymous said...

"Nutball Star Wannabe Journalist Proves She Can Rag About Anything"

Anonymous said...

She is just downright disgusting!