Tuesday, September 19, 2017

WALDO FIGHTS BACK AGAINST KANSAS CITY CRIME WAVE!!!



Upbeat and somewhat hokey crime reporting from Fox4 regarding the fate of an embattled KCMO neighborhood . . .

Waldo homeowner detains suspected car thief until cops arrive

Cheese deets:

"The suspected thief turned around revealing the shirt he was wearing with Darth Vader and a light saber. But it was the victim who was able to use "the force" and some Jedi mind tricks to get the man to lay on the ground until the police force got there."

You decide . . .

13 Comments:

Don Cardinal said...

Just part and parcel of the great society

Anonymous said...

Its come down to this since the police cant get the job done.
Now Taxpayer will have to do the policing.

Anonymous said...

Another half assed, poorly researched and written news story from Faux 4.

How did the victim get the crook to lay on the ground??? Fucking Fake news idiots!!!

What the fuck are you clowns learning in school?

Anonymous said...

But wait, we're told, specifically by this neighborhood, that the inner city utes are only there to further their education. Didn't that whole community jump all over that little old lady who called the cops on the guy ostensibly waiting for his child to get out of school, but who also had a large rap-sheet for burglary and theft?

Anonymous said...


For not having enough police on the streets, KCPD did a good job, the victim said the police were there in record time.

Sounds like mayor bullhorn's attempt to give KC streets to black criminals has backfired for once.

Great job KCPD we stand with you!

Anonymous said...

"I was on the way to the mall and need to take a shit and decided to use your car'.
I'd be skeptical.

Anonymous said...

That's a terrible picture; the guy's face is all blurred!

Anonymous said...

Waldo is full of pussies. Other than Brookside, Waldo has more pussies than anywhere in Kc. The men there like it when their women are out getting fucked.

Anonymous said...

How about an article on the Mad Pooper?

Anonymous said...

Love everyone's take!!!

Anonymous said...

Waldo is pretty close to the 'hood and has lots of crime, most of which goes unreported. At least two armed robberies on my block so far this year. (Near 85th and Holmes).

Anonymous said...

too bad the citizens are left to do this. but you cant count on the police.

Anonymous said...

They do indeed, because it gives them the opportunity for some guy on guy action on the side. Think I'm kidding? Look at CL.