Tuesday, August 01, 2017

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! AMID SKETCHY & SECRETIVE BIDDING PROCESS KANSAS CITY NEW AIRPORT SUPPORTERS FEAR FBI QUESTIONS!!!



Here's the gossip around City Hall that "journalists" will report later whilst pretending that they don't get most of their news from our KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY.

To wit . . .

WORD AROUND THE CAMPFIRE IS TALK OF THE FBI ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT NEW SINGLE-TERMINAL AIRPORT BIDDING HAS EVERYBODY @ 12TH & OAK FREAKED!!!

In fact, this little tidbit worked its way down to our filthy corner of the Internets because everybody is justifiably scared of getting "door-knocked" on this one.



Don't get it twisted, TKC is also TERRIFIED of the Feds as well even if the all of those free Cuban bacon sandwiches they feed the Muslims at Guantanamo Bay sound delicious. TKC doesn't want to sweat it out under the lights or anywhere else for that matter . . .



And so we'll keep this report light, breezy and full of pr0n star cleavage so the "journalists" can comfort themselves with their integrity whilst Steve Vockrodt and Dave Helling talk about everything we've already discussed HERE two weeks prior . . .

But I digress . . .

Word of tall white guys in bad suits scaring the Bejesus out of every middle-class lawyer/lobbyist in Downtown KCMO is kinda funny even if it's very serious business.



Notice that as soon as OUR KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY started talking about "bid-rigging" Mayor Sly has backed down on just about every challenge to this screwed up new airport bidding process because his bow-tie would go over horribly in the slammer. When push comes to shove Mayor Sly is a paper tiger on this no-bid vote because of so many obvious flaws favoring his corporate pals from the start.

Only Burns & Mac lobbyist Mike Talboy remains fearless in his new airport advocacy and that might be because he disguised himself as a Latino long ago and if this SKETCHY BILLION-DOLLAR REVENUE GRAB turns out badly . . . He could always hide in some South American country where they don't have extradition. Kidding . . . Talboy rarely leaves JoCo nowadays.

Nevertheless . . .



THE POINT HERE IS THAT A SECRETIVE, RUSHED AND SKETCHY PROCESS INVOLVING BILLIONS WORTH OF REVENUE HAS EVOKED VERY REAL FEAR OF INVESTIGATION.

Unless you're Prez Trump, the FBI usually doesn't comment on their targets and it has been a couple of years since local, political suits had a good scare like this one.

And so . . . Talk of the FBI, Men in Black, Mission Impossible or The Kingsmen 2: Electric Boogaloo investigating a questionable deal in the making is bound to alarm Kansas City's wretched political elite who mostly operate with reckless abandon as if nobody was watching.

You decide . . .

31 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The real graft is running along the streetcar tracks. But I guess you have to start somewhere.

Gobi said...

KC needs some form of check & balance. The City and Missouri ethics commission seem to have been defunct for quite some time now.

Anonymous said...

On the hotel, Sly has been threatening everyone with the possibility of a lawsuit in order to get his way. This seems like it is much more serious and that he can't bully his way into a billion dollar decision. I wonder if he'll be on the Burns & mac mailers smiling?

Free KC said...

Don't blame me. I voted for the General!

Anonymous said...

It is about Tim. What took so long for the Feds to take a look at Buttfuck & McDouche and their yard ape?

Anonymous said...

If only there was some accountability in KC. That would be a welcomed change.

Anonymous said...

Bad suits? I see many "spy" guys and gals sporting pricey casual wear. Whether Cena or Serena sized, or not, I ain't pissing off any of them. Plenty are battle-tested and ready for go.

Todd Graves said...

The feds have been "hands off" in Western Missouri for over a generation. It's hard to imagine that they are gonna start enforcing the law at this juncture.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can look into the Hotel scam while their there! There might be a few councilpersons get caught up in this investigation!,

Anonymous said...

BREAKING

An FBI employee in the Kansas City field office was seriously injured today when he fell off his chair laughing after receiving phone calls from readers of a local fake news blog about some stupid bullshit they have no concept about.

DEVELOPING

Same as every other FBI investigation Tony has ever dreamed up.

Jacknowledge said...

^^^^ Good morning Sly!

Anonymous said...

No, good morning reasonable person who recognizes bullshit when he sees it.

Anonymous said...

According to Tony the FBI has investigated Jackson County, Brittany Burke, the KCFD, Mike Burke, the prosecutor, Channel 4, the jail, Diebel's and Buffalo Wild Wings.

So yeah we all believe THIS one.

Anonymous said...

vote no on the crony airport boondoggle!

Anonymous said...

it's august 1st, not april 1st.

Anonymous said...

Throw up them balloons.. Slice up some cake..shine up the golden shovels..bring in the paying cheerleaders!!!..Go GoGo Gettem...Clowncilship as it gets!..Jackasses rule an Jokers are Wowed..Shine some light KC!!

Anonymous said...

In all honesty, if this "deal" had gone forward I believe people could have went to prison. The best thing that happened to them is that it got killed. The crime was incomplete, so not sure there is a bid rigging case.

Anonymous said...

those radio ads seem to be appealing to hayseeds and seem ridiculous on the third listening.

any disagreement?

Crazy Clown said...

FACT :
When I come around asking YOU Questions, I expect YOU to answer them, NOT feed me a bunch of Jabber hog wash Bullshit
just look into my Dark Pilot Shaped Sun Glasses and answer my Questions !!!!

Anonymous said...

one thing: plunging ahead with a unique private financing plan without vetting by independent experts is certainly risky and might be a path to skullduggery.

Anonymous said...

If State and Federal Prosecutors take no interest in prosecuting criminality, graft, bribery and corruption there will be no investigations and prosecutions. If the Star and other media refuse to cover corruption there no investigations and prosecutions.

How long have the JaCo Jail problems been ignored?
Todd Graves is removed as U.S. Attorney and his buddy Mike Sanders resigns in the night and Graves is paid to cover-up the jail scandal.

If pervasive corruption continues Killa City will become one of worst cities in America.

Anonymous said...

I hope Buttfuck&McDouche doesn't think Sly is going to accept responsibility for all this.

Anonymous said...

As soon as OUR KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY started talking people started laughing like always.

Fixed that for you.

Anonymous said...

Previously we have had democrat prosecutors and they buried the results. Now we having republican prosecutors working to uncover democrat crime. Might see some results.

Anonymous said...

All the emphasis here is upon possible breaking of federal law. What about Missouri state law requirements for government entities seeking proposals and bid selection? With so many attorneys on the city council, you'd think one might have consulted Missouri law.

Anonymous said...

Fix Mayor Bullhorn a drink while you're doing his bidding,slave.

Anonymous said...

How's that FBI investigation into Jackson County going, Toney?

That one you'd been going on for months about.

You remember.

THE ONE THAT NEVER HAPPENED EITHER.

Yeah. That one.

Fun Fact KC said...

Jackson County just had raided the jail a couple of weeks ago dimwit @ 2:48

http://fox4kc.com/2017/06/26/fbi-raids-jackson-county-jail-for-the-second-time-in-less-than-two-years/

Even the star reported on the Jackson County jail investigation.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article25345828.html

You need some reading comprehension wildman:

Anonymous said...

Investigations are not always public knowledge, so simmer down, Coolio, er, Columbo.

Anonymous said...

A lawyer ought to know he can't hustle and con and fix without eventually getting a "personal call"

Anonymous said...

FM 95 runs Thank Burnt Mcdonalds for "free airport" ad hourly! Checkit!