Wednesday, July 05, 2017

WARNING!!! KANSAS CITY PERV JERK TARGETS FEMALE JOGGERS!!!



Hottie Justene inspires this late night warning for exercise addicts who will be back at it before the sun rises.

Checkit:

Fox4: Jogger encounters man standing outside his car performing lewd act

Deets:

"I noticed a gentleman in a silver SUV that was just acting a bit strange. I wasn’t really focused on him at the time but I noticed that he was out of his car but his car was running," Mandy said.

Mandy, who asked we not use her last name, said things grew even more uncomfortable as she got closer to this unknown man on 58th and Pennsylvania.

"As I approached his vehicle and him and realized he was directing his attention at me and standing in my path, I realized that he was masturbating and was not showing any signs of stopping as I approached him," Mandy said.

Mandy said she stopped and yelled at the man but he did not move. She said the suspect left only after she got the attention of another nearby jogger.

The description is weaksauce: "The suspect is a man in his 30's, drives a silver SUV, and was last seen wearing a red polo shirt." Police are investigating the situation and hope to capture the suspect perv before he attacks again.

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish people would stop calling these guys "gentlemen". They are anything but.

Anonymous said...

It was probably Byron. Did she say if he had a really little dick? If so, I'm pretty sure it was Byron.

Anonymous said...

^^^ indeed you do sound quite sure by the description of the little dick that it was Byron which leads me to believe that you've had the same Byron's dick in the past probably on several occasions. How the fuck else would you know?

Anonymous said...

Hey there you jogging people , carry a gun ! Doesn't have to be big , you can get a small .40 or .45 that will stop any pervert dead in their Killa city douchebag LIBERAL tracks ¡!

Anonymous said...

White? Black? Asian? Hispanic? Tall? Short? Hair color? Facial hair? Large build? Small build? Asking people to call the police for a 30ish year old man owning a red shirt and driving a silver SUV of some sort is pointless. Hopefully the next person to run into this person can snap a pic.

KC Jester said...

He was a big jerk.

But he was SHORT.

In every sense of the word.

Anonymous said...

Your mother told me

Anonymous said...

The story did not include a description of the jogger. Was she hot? Nice bouncy titties? Sexy tan legs? Nice ass? Any camel toe going on? Need more info.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard from Chuck lately??? I'd start there.

Anonymous said...

Its getting where these bitches are making it too dangerous to fuck or masturbate in KC. No wonder half the male population of KC has gone gay.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- Justene Jiggles

Simon says: Bare your sole!!!

Anonymous said...

It was Chuck Hater, dreaming about Byron.

Anonymous said...

There's somebody say something bad about your hero again? Hey man fuck it it's better than being a Chucky chaser just following your nose all over town like the toucan cuz you know the smell of his ass from well matter fact you probably found him by now didn't you I'll leave you two alone