Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Redux: Kander Stays Winning By Losing And Might Be The Next Prez According To Desperate Progressive Patrons



Style section glam attempts to spin a recent defeat for Kansas City's all-time favorite politico . . .

WaPo: Jason Kander lost a big Senate race. In today’s Democratic Party, he’s still a rising star.

And once again . . .

WHAT ALWAYS BUGS TKC ABOUT THESE GLAM PUFF PIECES ABOUT HOW KANDER "WON BY LOSING" IS THAT THEY NEVER MENTION THAT THE FORMER SECSTATE BROKE HIS PROMISE TO RUN FOR REELECTION!!!

Jason Kander's political career was set back by believing his own hype and being too ambitious.

His talk show punditry has now made him a GOP target without home state grassroots support to back him up.

Caveat . . . He could (and should) run for Mayor of Kansas City and win EASILY.

Nevertheless, Kander had his chance to protect voting rights in Missouri but decided that taking a chance at jumping ahead in line and reaching for a Senate seat was more important.

Again, to be fair, Kander is a rockstar of Twitter where scoring points of the Prez is how he spends most of the day defending Democracy.



Finally . . .

The reality of Kander's MOSTLY UNREPORTED real world decisions sheds just a bit of light statements about his dedication to protect the public's right to vote while touting a new image and career on the talk show circuit.

You decide . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

He could win an election for Mayor in Black Face.

Maybe...

Anonymous said...

Kander doesn't want anything to do with Kansas City or Missouri.

He doesn't really live here.

Anonymous said...

When you can become an "up and comer" in an organization by losing, that "organization" is in much bigger trouble than it realizes.
People are past being tired of phonies like Kander, who are about nothing at all other than themselves.
He just another face in the sea of has-beens and nobodies on cable television and now doesn't even represent any place in particular.
Does he still have his blood type on the back of his shoes?
Please go away!

Anonymous said...

His wife is hot!

Anonymous said...

6:49 you are nuts.

He lives right here in Kansas Ci

Anonymous said...

Why would a virtual unknown win presidency?

He can put together an AR-15 blind folded. Big whoop-dee-do.

Anonymous said...

Just like Hillary Clinton and a thousand other pieces of shit from both parties he has spent his entire life trying to climb the political ladder.

Anonymous said...

So what? He is better than anything the repubtards can offer. Tony has a man-crush on him.

HRC said...

Anyone who wants the job has ulterior motives.

Anonymous said...

Chumbawamba:

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away

Anonymous said...

THE KANDER KONSPIRACY

A young Jewish liberal man from Kansas, with no political future in his Red state, strategically plots to move a couple of blocks East across the stateline into Missouri.

Because KCMO is a dumping ground for the ethically-challenged, politically illiterate, and homely has-beens, Kander and wife are surprised at how easy it was to forge a foothold in KC by schmoozing the right people. While Kander hones his sound-bite style, the wife gets rich by riding the coattails of entrepreneurs. Only problem? They both hate being attorneys, and they hate the Midwest, wanting desperately to return to Washington, D.C.

After Kris Koster underwent Democrat-conversion therapy, the Kander's original political timeline to the Governor's mansion vanished faster than Mike Sanders melting into the night. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Break your promise to voters, and challenge an incumbent U.S. Senator? Why not, as the Kanders always had their eyes on the D.C. prize.

Only problem? Missouri voters elected a Republican Governor and Republican U.S. President with no prior political experience, and saw through a conniving liberal loon who lied about his military record and multi-generational roots in Missouri.

So now, fitting as it is, Kander is lost in the political wilderness without a functioning GPS, exiled from the Midwest, and hoping to be met with an open door in Hollywood, NYC, or D.C. He keeps knocking upon these liberal bastion doors, they politely give him 5-minutes of media shine, but ultimately the door is closed again for no one likes a political loser.

The real question is, "how long will Kander live off his wife's money before he faces reality and gets a real job?"

Anonymous said...

^^Nah. wrong on every count. Jason is gold baby, pure gold. He's winning. Your writing about him. It's you and people like you, who are keeping his name in your mouth. As long as dim-bulbs like you exist, Jason will always be in demand to refute you. Plus, he could easily kick your ass, so there's that.

Anonymous said...

Jason is a war hero!

Ask him!

Anonymous said...

Attention, Jew Hater at 9:36!

Anonymous said...

^^Yes 10:11AM-it's chuck. We all know it. He's a coward who lacks the courage of his convictions.

Anonymous said...


Oy Vea!!

Anonymous said...


Kandy-ass had a REMF -pogue job in Iraq--sitting behind a computer. Heard he wanted a Purple Heart for the day the Air Conditioning shut down, and he got all sweaty.

Anonymous said...

Hey 10:09AM-I did. He said he was, and if you disagreed you could meet him at anytime to discuss. You up for that keyboard warrior? I thought not. Now go back to your trailer and scrawl out some more hate-speech. You fool nobody.

Anonymous said...

Kander needs a bigger gun to play with. If he goes around listening to big mammy Warren he is going to end up like fat mammy Hillbillery.

Anonymous said...

11:07 Huh..., I see Byron has finally got his lazy ass out of bed.

Anonymous said...

^ no, it's not Byron. Byron Just repeats his standard class warfare/white guilt lines. This rambling hater is Byron's henchman, better known as Byron's Bitch.

Phil Cardarella said...

In 1858, an eloquent lawyer lost a close Senate race -- but doing so gave him a national profile.

In 1860, he was elected President.

We will all see Jason in De Moines. Maybe in DC.

Anonymous said...

He will be in Des Moines as a "consultant" helping separate some second rate candidate from his campaign contributions. Then he will be in DC working as a lobbyist.

Anonymous said...

^^^ FTW

Anonymous said...

You actually are comparing this joker to Lincoln?

Anonymous said...

10:01 -- Kander ain't gold, more like rusted iron. And that cockeyed skinny kid wouldn't stay on his feet long after the punches began.

10:11 -- I guess that's why I voted for Greitens!

3:18 -- Kander may be in Des Moines with a scoop shovel following the DNC jackass around, and in D.C. working as a "gopher" for one of the California senile ladies (Pelosi, Waters, Feinstein).

Anonymous said...

KANDER 2020!