Tuesday, June 06, 2017

KANSAS CITY SECOND-STORY 'SPIDER-MAN' CROOK STRIKES AGAIN IN WEST PLAZA!!!

Crime is growing so increasingly out of control the criminal suspects are now earning nicknames. Take a look:

Burglar dubbed 'Spider-Man' is back in West Plaza

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - There are fresh concerns about a particular crime in the West Plaza. Robin Backman's neighbor told her, "While I was sleeping he came in through my balcony and took my purse and left out the front door."

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

According to KCPD everything is safe.

Anonymous said...

Spider man


LMAO

Anonymous said...

Put a cheerful pit bull out on the deck.hey,they do serve a purpose. Can't think of a better one than this situation. He wouldn't bother your space,guaranteed.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get the mayor to leave the airport long enough to address crime in this city...... or is that too much to ask

Anonymous said...

Fill Spidey with buckshot when he climbs onto your balcony.

Anonymous said...

Addressing crime is too much to ask of a politician. No profit for their owners.

Anonymous said...


KCPD use the Ferguson Effect, if the victim is black do nothing to help them, or Sly James will ruin your life.

Anonymous said...

Get a gun!

Silverback Sly said...

lock your goddam sliding glass door might be a mini deterrant

Anonymous said...

Agree with Silverback Sly - lock your doors and maybe you'll be safe from Spidey.

Anonymous said...

Trump said crime was done on day 1 of his presidency. He lied.

Anonymous said...

11:28---Only one of many.

Anonymous said...

11:28 nope, you lie.

Anonymous said...

Donald J. Trump said he was the law & order president. This violence was going to stop. Why hasn't it? I hope he wasn't lying to me. I voted for him because he said he was going to be tough on crime. When does that start? It's been 6 months already and the violence hasn't stopped! It's gotten worse.

Crazy Clown said...

MESSAGE TO SPIDY Creature :

I'll be leaving my sliding door unlocked, please help yourself over the railing,,,,

I'll have tasty treats waiting for you on the table, you can eat before stealing all my Stuff

Also, maybe WE can hang out together and watch a MOVIE together, how about 1 of my favorite movies,,,,

Silence of the Lambs with Anthony Hopkins, quite sure you'll like it, Trust Me :) !!!

We can watch it Together, me and YOU together , just like 2 little lost Sheep ,,,,,,

Come on over, lets watch Silence of the Lambs together little Spidey Buddy, i'll be waiting on yo' Ass !!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^I'm sure you will with your dick tucked up just like Buffalo Bill. Won't you?

Anonymous said...

^^^You seem to have a lot of interest in dicks.

Anonymous said...

^^^Not as much as your wife.

Anonymous said...

^^^ my wife enjoys massive schongs like mine. She laughs at shriveled little noodles like yours.