Saturday, June 17, 2017

Kansas City Boulevardia Bad Reviews 2017



By and large, Kansas City Boulevardia has earned rave reviews and quite a bit of manufactured excitement from media outlets across the metro.

It's a hipster craft beer drinking fest that seems to have topped out in terms of attendance this time around.

However . . .

We've noticed more than a few online complaints that deserve attention if only because millennials and the 25 million people from JoCo who visit KC proper annually are horrible averse to even the slightest bit of criticism and public discourse . . .

And so, here are just a few complaints . . .

- It's TOO DAMN HOT and the fest provides very little shade or places to cool off. EPIC beards are dripping with sweat all over the place according to insiders.

- Why are there so many youngsters at a boozy party??? With most of the crowd dedicated to getting drunk during the day, why would somebody bring their kid to the party??? Just a common question that was inspired by some of the party pix.

- The music is mostly horrible. Just a few opinions sent our way, while some of the bands are pretty good. The line-up is padded with some pretty awful acts . . . Your mileage may vary.

And so, we invite locals to offer their insight into West Bottoms party still underway.

Developing . . .

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Stockyards district?

Why use this term? There haven't been stockyards there in 100 years.

Anonymous said...

Keeping drinking $10 beers. It's family fun!

JimBrodi said...

^^^ Don't you man, family friendly?

Anonymous said...

This event showed me how right I was to start my facebook page Consumers Against Tipping !

Anonymous said...

1991

Anonymous said...

YES!

Anonymous said...

Troostfest was great and nobody showed and no booze! Class acts! All the way to the end. Great ones turned away too.That'sKC! St. Jo Rocks!

Anonymous said...

Booze industry won't cover your funeral bill when it all finally catches up to you.

Not even a thank you note for your patronage throughout the decades.

Anonymous said...

Did the YOLO's turn out in force?

Anonymous said...

Was the avocado on toast stand crowded?
Anyone selling used coffee filters?
KC is the trend capital of the country.

Anonymous said...

It's great.

Your online reviews, however, suck balls.

They say you make stuff up.

Greedo said...

^^^ Wildman, it must be another lonely Saturday night for you. Quite alright, you're in good company on Tony's blog.

Join the club, ball sucker.

JJ said...

The first year was really fun, no doubt about it. I think this year they had problems trying to manage growth and expectations. There are worse events and it was definitely a lot more fun the Rock Fest. I'll give it a solid B with a lot of upside potential.

Anonymous said...

Was a total DUMBASS Cluster f..K ! No shade , long lines , warm & overpriced shit beer , too many POZERS pussy homo ABOUNDS TRANNY BITCHES ¡!They wanted to be seen by other metrosexual TRANNY BITCHES . Music sucked , food was like you would have got at a carny out in Independence ¡!

Anonymous said...

Rain?

Anonymous said...

Never going to the shit out of their beer festival ever again ! Crap beer , long lines , shit customer service , too many metrosexual TRANNY Pozers , uppity BOULEVARD employee DICK HEADS ,! Total WASTE OF MONEY and time , never going to AGAIN ¡!

Anonymous said...

The only thing I got at Boulevardia was AIDS.

Anonymous said...

For some reason I always get a big chuckle at the use of the word ABOUNDS.

Anonymous said...

Bitch looked at me like I was an alien when I ordered a bud light . I won't be back. They can keep the whole crafty fucking place for themselves

Anonymous said...

Sucked like silverback James. Beer was warm by the time you could get through the lines. Never go back. Slot of rude people. Most were jocos. They have this intitled look,me first. Fuckem. Fuck that beer joint. People sweating on everything. Move it somewhere else where there is some shade.

Anonymous said...

Fucken tranny ass bitches. Never seen so many douche bags. Sweaty tattoo shits everywhere. It smelled like rottened beer and tranny douche bags. Never do it again.

Anonymous said...

You guys kill me. You bitch about everything. You knew the band's going in so if you thought they sucked why did you go? They aren't in my wheelhouse because I'm older so I saw Agent Orange and Rev. Horton Heat. I actually would bet most of you bitching didn't really go and sat home last night but just want to bitch. Seriously, some of you should move to wherever you think Utopia is. Good for Boulevard trying something. It was sold out too, you realize that right? Some of you act like nobody wants to go to the thing.

Anonymous said...

It is incredible how you can sell pure mule piss to folks who don't have a clue what a quality brew is.

Anonymous said...

It's not a KC owned company any more, just another corporation. Time for KC to get a new beer.