Saturday, May 13, 2017

Stuffy NASCAR Officials Snuff Groundbreaking Weed Sponsorship At Kansas Speedway



Favorite story from the weekend features local pro-sport corporate fear and a desperate attempt to make watching left turns slightly more interesting . . .

The Cannabist: NASCAR nixes weed company logo from driver’s car

Jalopnik: NASCAR Killjoys Won't Let Weed Biz Keep Its Logo On Carl Long's Race Car

AutoWeek: Carl Long finds out NASCAR not 'high' on sponsor

Developing . . .

7 Comments:

Byron Funkhouser said...

Did they ban the beer sponsors?

Anonymous said...

Figures. NASCAR fans tend to be meth and opiods freakers

Anonymous said...

Just Anal loving mud sharks like you and your sweetie

Jack Jeebs said...

Nascar is low intelligence. They are not a real sport.

Anonymous said...

Just trying to stay relevant while hanging on to their wholesome family-friendly,all American Christian value platform /belief system.

Sadly, they haven't been doing so hot over the last, I'd say,10 yrs or so..I'm afraid the popularity will continue to decline.
Unless they get with the times,and,oh idk..get some black driver's and some big fat,twerking whores in the pits...make sure they're white and black..sweaty,extra nasty sluts,with pimples & bruises on those narley big hairy,skanky stinking dumpsters...and while they're getting with the times,might as well pump in some Lil Wayne & assorted other garbage that passes as "music" these day..hell,maybe Carl long could snag black & mild as a sponsor. Probably have to let Jamie fox trade off driving it, But Hey..fuck it..knowmsayin?? They ll come in droves!! Hire a security force comprised of Israeli commandos,with some mini-mac ten's..be good ta go!! Sell forties and Newport, single's
Get with it,nascar!!

Anonymous said...

What happened to Kyle Bush?

Anonymous said...

Go to basketball, they'll allow it. The criminal primate thugs throwing a ball through a hoop are heavy weed users and will heartily endorse it.