Tuesday, May 09, 2017

FEAR HORRIFIC KANSAS CITY WEDDING SEASON COMING SOON!!!



This quick movie reminds us that the nicer weather also brings another tragic series of unfortunate events to local churches, gardens and party places . . . Check this look at wedding season promo for the industry focused on getting dudes to sign the worst contract in the U.S.A. whilst gullible middle-class families struggle to pretend that they're royalty for a weekend in June.

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"The Gallery Event Space​ was the perfect location to host our first-ever The Knot Kansas City Workshop. Check out this AMAZING video that truly captures the meaning of our workshop created by the talented Creative Films​. Madison Sanders Events and Meldeen teamed up to create a beautiful day. Special thanks to all our fabulous speakers, panelists and vendor partners that made this day possible!"

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14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't get married.

Anonymous said...

YACK !!!!

Anonymous said...

Traditional Marriage: Do Women Really Want Equality?

On day 1, the male is expected to place an engagement ring on the future bride's finger. There's a silly formula (concocted by the diamond cartel) which dictates how much the man should spend depending upon his income. For the rest of her life this ring will serve no useful purpose other than to show her friends and indicate to the world that she's married. 99-percent of people are unable to distinguish a real diamond from a synthetic stone via visual inspection. The man gets nothing.

The bride and her family/friends will typically spend months planning the wedding. This oftentimes turns into an exercise of "how much money can we burn for a ceremony lasting a couple of hours." The man is expected to be working hard because the need for more money will never end. Women ALWAYS want things.....remember this.

When she's young, she wants you to be in-charge like her daddy. When you're together in the car, you will always be the driver and the one who pays for everything, and she's fine with it. Years later, she'll become a feminist and talk about women being held back and suffering discrimination.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Blah Blah Blah. So much talk, so little said. I'm sorry women find you repellent. You are without a doubt a virgin.

Anonymous said...

When the response to criticism of American women is either "probably a virgin" or "not getting any" there's a very good likelihood that the critic has hit upon some truths.

Anonymous said...

9:31 FTW

Anonymous said...

Kiss my grits.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

I wish there was room here to give a good review of marriage , but I'll just say this:
Don't get married until your at least 30
Live your life a little, save your money and grow up
If she's the right one for you, she'll wait
If she won't, then she's not the one you want
Trust me, if you get married young you will be unhappy and she's going to be unhappy as well. Love doesn't conquer all
My current marriage is just right
We were both approaching middle age and had no children. We didn't love each other in the youthful sence of the word, but we are compatable and get along great
We now have a child and save money and live together in a happy home. These last twenty years have been the best of my life
No arguments, no money problems
We see life together from a mature way that brings us together quite well
Don't rush into marriage. If you do chances are you will be miserable

Anonymous said...

7"53---That or elope.

Anonymous said...

Rule of the 4 F's. Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em and forget 'em.

Anonymous said...

^^^Spoken like a guy who has done none of the above.

Anonymous said...

^^^Spoken like a bitch who wished she had received some of the above.

Anonymous said...

I ain't marrying no bitch unless she give up the poodle.

Anonymous said...

IF you should find yourself in a shitty marriage,just remember,its USUALLY cheaper to keep er'..you can always keep a side piece.get tired of her.get another.

Glad I could help out any of the young bucks who are reading.