Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Tragic Life Lesson: Kansas City Dude Drowned Trying To Retrieve Toy Boat

Aftermath of a recent newsflash and a reminder that sometimes it's better to let it go . . .

Man drowns trying to retrieve toy boat from Kansas City lake

KANSAS CITY, Mo. * Authorities have recovered the body of a man who drowned in a Kansas City lake after jumping in to retrieve a remote-controlled speed boat. The Kansas City Star reports that the man's body was found early Wednesday in Bales Lake in Blue Valley Park.

7 Comments:

Glenn Chutney said...

I, for the life of me have never been able to say "toy boat" 3 times real fast like.

Anonymous said...

Neither can he, anymore.

Dukey said...

Didn't realize that lake was deep,maybe got tangled in some rubbish

Anonymous said...

Oh 11:02 AM: your wit and humor! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. A kid(likely) is dead. Let's see how low I can go and say something funny! Aren't I funny!!! I joked about someone drowning! Isn't that clever of me!! HA HA HA HA HA HA. Mama come see what I said!!!

Anonymous said...

Ooooo...the internet police make an appearance.
Be careful what you say, kiddies.

Anonymous said...

Is the guy originally from Wichita or something?

Anonymous said...

No 4:43Pm, I pretty much agree with 1:33PM. That's not funny or clever. It's pretty fucking pathetic really. Pretty much like you I'd expect.