Tragic Life Lesson: Kansas City Dude Drowned Trying To Retrieve Toy Boat

Aftermath of a recent newsflash and a reminder that sometimes it's better to let it go . . .

Man drowns trying to retrieve toy boat from Kansas City lake

KANSAS CITY, Mo. * Authorities have recovered the body of a man who drowned in a Kansas City lake after jumping in to retrieve a remote-controlled speed boat. The Kansas City Star reports that the man's body was found early Wednesday in Bales Lake in Blue Valley Park.

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  1. Glenn Chutney4/12/17, 10:56 AM

    I, for the life of me have never been able to say "toy boat" 3 times real fast like.

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  2. Anonymous4/12/17, 11:02 AM

    Neither can he, anymore.

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  3. Dukey4/12/17, 12:53 PM

    Didn't realize that lake was deep,maybe got tangled in some rubbish

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  4. Anonymous4/12/17, 1:33 PM

    Oh 11:02 AM: your wit and humor! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. A kid(likely) is dead. Let's see how low I can go and say something funny! Aren't I funny!!! I joked about someone drowning! Isn't that clever of me!! HA HA HA HA HA HA. Mama come see what I said!!!

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  5. Anonymous4/12/17, 4:43 PM

    Ooooo...the internet police make an appearance.
    Be careful what you say, kiddies.

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  6. Anonymous4/12/17, 9:09 PM

    Is the guy originally from Wichita or something?

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  7. Anonymous4/13/17, 8:24 AM

    No 4:43Pm, I pretty much agree with 1:33PM. That's not funny or clever. It's pretty fucking pathetic really. Pretty much like you I'd expect.

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  8. Anonymous6/4/17, 4:20 PM

    Police should have investigated better

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