Monday, March 13, 2017

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY MEDIA INSIDER: PUBLIC REJECTS TONI ANDERSON FAKE NEWS CAR CRASH STORY!!!



SCIENTIFIC media and market research power our expert analysis along with the help of our KICK-ASS INSIDER DENIZENS and blog community. Accordingly, we have more insight and fresh perspectives to share on THE TONI ANDERSON MURDER THAT REMAINS UNSOLVED!!!

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KANSAS CITY MEDIA INSIDERS REVEAL WIDESPREAD RESISTANCE TO THE FAKE NEWS 'CAR CRASH STORY' NARRATIVE SOLD TO THE PUBLIC BEFORE OFFICIAL WORD REGARDING THE MURDER TO TONI ANDERSON!!!

A quote after the morning news cycle . . .

"We're getting blasted on our FB page. Nobody believes this and neither do I. Look at your comments and check some of the people who know this is garbage. What's worse is that everybody knows the murder investigation is still ongoing but we've been "encouraged" to report these statements that are pure baloney. Honestly, I credit President Trump for a lot of this, he taught people to question what they see on television or read in the paper and now people are starting to do that, I just hate it when people take it too personally. I'm just a pretty face paid to read this garbage. J/k. I really do want to see the real story come out in the end. This is not it."

Moreover . . .

CHECK THIS KICK-ASS INSIDER TKC COMMENT THAT OFFERS MORE INSIGHT THAN ANY SO-CALLED KANSAS CITY JOURNALISM!!!

"The car was located down 21 feet under water in an eddy along the river bank 25 feet off the end of a boat ramp made out of concrete forms. The concrete ramp ends under water and the mud is thick and gooey at the end and no car could have driven through the mud into the deep eddy pool off the boat ramp.

"The car had to have been driven over the bank, 15 feet down a sloping muddy grassy soft bank to a rocked out ledge about 4 feet wide before it could go into the river. The river is down now about 6 feet and the rocked out ledge is visible. This car was hidden by someone who knows this riverbank area - people who fish the river bank in the park know the eddies and pools and bank conditions - whoever ditched the car knows the area very well.

"This girl possibly met someone, was murdered and the car ditched by the murderer. The location of the car indicates someone knew the area and how deep the water was in that exact spot. The Missouri river is muddy and shallow for the most part unless it has eddy pools or a strong current formed by dug out channels."

And so . . . Whilst snowflakes spam their fear that safe spaces don't really exist given that very real likelihood of a JACK THE RIPPER KILLER in Kansas City . This story continues . . .

Links:

Fox4: “Nothing has been confirmed at this point. We hope to have the information from the Jackson County Medical Examiner’s Office tomorrow,” he said. “They’ve told us clothing is consistent with what she was last seen wearing.”

KMBC: Police have yet to release an official identification

KAKE: Mother says Toni Anderson is dead

Developing . . .

63 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Very sad story.

I think I know which morning news person you are quoting. They read this today like somebody had a gun to their head.

Greedo said...

Media control in KC is obvious. That's whey there is very little reporting on the go bonds.

Anonymous said...

Still want to buy that star building and lease it to the pitch. As for Toni Anderson. It's a sad story but not any more depressing than all of the other murders in Kansas City that go unsolved.

Anonymous said...

I blame Trump for all the bad things.

Anonymous said...

Buttholio has gone fucking nuts!

Anonymous said...

Toni had info about what was going on at the after-hours tattoo parties with the cops and strippers. Cops knew she rolled a dime on them.

Real KC said...

It's a murder investigation. The cop angle is stupid. She was with some pretty shifty characters and the cops were the least of her worries. The poor young woman had a lot of problems but this story about a confused driver is bunk. Only a fool or a liar would believe it.

Anonymous said...

It was an accident

Regardless of all the efforts to scrape up a few views and hits by the technologically ignorant and dysfunctional it's basically CASE CLOSED.

Anonymous said...

Tony you might try some medications?

Anonymous said...

But what about Jack The Ripper!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Looks like a bored blog stalker to me.

the car story though, does not seem believable.

Anonymous said...

Letz da commentz beginz!

Anonymous said...

Noticed that the star changed their headline after Tony called them out about it.

Nice work.

Anonymous said...

Take it from Derrick Thomas accidents can and do happen when your not paying full fucking attention to what your doing.

Anonymous said...

The coos are a little on edge right now. It's been awhile since we busted up a rape ring at KCPD. Try to find any info about it and you can't because the FOP had it scrubbed from the web.

Anonymous said...

1:45 LOLZ

Qkc said...

Why do people keep blaming the cops for the crime when it's obvious that she was hanging out with so many drug dealers and prostitutes?

Anonymous said...

Jack the Ripper got her obviously. So it's like he took her down to the river from QT to Parkville, put her in the front seat, fastened her seat belt, took off the emergency brake, lit up a Marlboro and watched the car slide down the boat ramp into the MO. He hitchhiked back into to town after saying his car was broke down to a driver asking if he needed a lift. It should be really obvious to anyone who can think.

Col. Mustard said...

Who cares who killed her? There are 10 other unsolved murder in KC this year already.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Her profession required her to constantly interact with strangers. One can only defy the god of probability for so long before you roll snake eyes.

She was murdered, but the background is that we all are to blame. No one should be living this life. There should be no customers for her, & she should have been given the treatment that she needed. Prostitution is mental illness. The Johns are the criminals.

Anonymous said...

She lost control of her car and went into the river. A deer could have run out right in front of her for that matter. Or she swerved to avoid some drunk driving home who basically ran her off the road and kept driving.

Anonymous said...

Hit her head on the wheel upon impact, and swallowed water before she even was even able to regain her senses to figure out what just happened.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful and passionate blog community we have here.

By the way is your mother good looking?

Jason K. said...

None of the car crash theories explain why she was at such a desolate location that's so far away from where her friends said that she was going. That's what is the most mysterious to me.

Anonymous said...

Was there a full moon that night. Could have been the wolf man.

Anonymous said...

The media insiders know more than the coroner?

Anonymous said...

Her friends? What friends?

816 said...

@2:16 Coroner? do you mean the ME?

Stop making up terms that nobody uses in KC. Keep watching TV news and eating popcorn.

BTW. They announce first arrest later this week. You heard it here first.

Anonymous said...

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

"We don’t have any evidence that suggests foul play,” said Capt. Stacey Graves, a spokeswoman for Kansas City police.

Anonymous said...

Go Team Dipshit! Stick to your guns!!!

Anonymous said...

2:02--- are you serious?? She was in a remote park. Not many drunk drivers running people off the road at a deserted park at 3:30 in the morning. She either met someone there or was taken there to be gotten rid of.

Anonymous said...

Look at all of the people who believed "Pizzagate" so any reference to Social Media as to what's true or not is idiotic. People under 30 seem to be quite keen on conspiracy theories, especially the autistic crowd

Anonymous said...

A lot of people will believe any shit the internet tosses at them, while avoiding the truth at all costs.

Anonymous said...

The kneejerks gotta get calmed down, and allow full investigations to be filed. Seems there's lots of avenues to traverse on piecing this puzzle together. Why are some so defensive about any involvement of a possible badboy with a badge in the mix? Two traffic stops within close timing, hmmmm?

Thankfully, the majority of cops, parents, coaches, priests, scoutmasters, teachers, soldiers and such, or the general populace, are not known to be crooked liars, nor mass murdering wackos. But, it can be the model citizen, or average schmo who goes from a little
mishap now and then on urge controls, to more serious
dysfunction of a vice gone wild. Sex addiction,
drug dependence, or a combination of those can
afflict a person in any profession.

Anderson is reported to have mentioned LSD on her FB. This is maybe hint that Lucifer Satan Devil (LSD) is a key part of the saga. Who knows...was it Jumpin' Jack Flashbacks...?!

Anonymous said...

^^^+1. Why does everyone have to have their own theories? Why can't people just accept that they are not privy to all of the facts and never will be and admit they have no idea what happened and leave it at that. I don't understand this pathological need to comment ignornance and be so sure "they" are right. Everyone here is on a need-to-know basis and none of you need to know.

Anonymous said...

If she was stoned on LSD maybe she thought she was driving a boat.

Anonymous said...

I blame yo fat momma for having you.

Anonymous said...

I'm just a pretty face paid to read this garbage. J/k. I really do want to see the real story come out in the end. This is not it.

This is not something an actual journalist would say.

It's a phony quote. And not a very good one. Just like your streetcar photo on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

You are closer than you think

Anonymous said...

Local news in KC is so biased for the city. They NEVER report on issues that you read here. Its like city hall has 4,5,9,and 41 by the balls. Sometimes the star will dig into something.

There is so much to inform the local population on whats going on with city govt affairs, you know...transparency for the people but instead we always see filler stories. Lets get some real work done on holding the government accountable.

Anonymous said...

She could have been making a quick "service" call before meeting her friends for some money. Isnt that where people go to do those kinds of things? hide out and park in some park with nobody around? Thats why I keep saying find out if she had some kind of pimp or if she was independent.

Anonymous said...

Shithouser it's time for the double dong from mrs mud shark

Anonymous said...

The news says she slid down the ramp into the river. The river was not frozen and the temperatures were above freezing during the daytime on Jan 15 and for the week before and after. If she was high on drugs she might have parked on the ramp but there was no ice to slide on. Toni Anderson did not accidentally fall into the river. She probably took an overdose and her dealer pushed her car into the river.

Anonymous said...

The Police have found a second car. Inside the car were four Jewish Headstones.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ on 5:55

Anonymous said...

Gosh you guys are all so smart you should form your own detective agency!

You could call yourselves Stinkerton.

Anonymous said...

A kickass insider tipster reported that Toni was taken to Worlds of Fun where she was forced to go down Veruckt where she was decapitated and then the body was put into her car & driven by some guy named Jack down to the Missouri River. Clearly this is what happened.

Anonymous said...

Tony Funkhouser finally did it. Turned his blog into a certifiable haven for fucking conspiracy theory nut balls. He will never recover from this insane position he has taken and I doubt he will get a radio or media guest shot anywhere ever unless he is shoveling shit on the garden show. There is no damn way he is going to fix this mess now. As stated before he is left to attract the dregs who believe in paranormal ghost chasers and UFOs. Jesus dude! I have taken issue with you more than once Tony. Your fake ass posts by your altar egos and your manipulating comments have been telling, but this Barney Fife syndrome of yours is a fucking train wreck. It damn sure doesn't seem to have been an accident and it doesn't take forensic science or pathology to draw that conclusion. You have managed to lose the respect of damn near anyone capable of rational thinking. Yu look like a ranting screwball.

Anonymous said...

BUT JACK THE RIPPER DID IT, 6:22!!! THE CLUE CLUB SAID SO!

Real KC said...

I think it would be smarter to wait for OFFICIAL word on this . A lot of people jump to conclusions on both side of this issue. What I don't like is that people would dare blame the police. The family has said the police are doing a good job. Other people in this case simply don't know.

Anonymous said...

6:22 You sound like a ranting screwball.

Anonymous said...

The medical examiner hasn't even finalized the autopsy report. people are still speculating. until there is a ruling everything else is moot at this point.

Anonymous said...

6:54 OK Tony clone. I'll make sure and note that given your significance in all this.

Anonymous said...

7:03 Loves him some Tony.

Anonymous said...

This blog is a joke, who writes this shit?

Anonymous said...

So how did this serial killer kill her if there was no trauma to the body? Or are all the detectives, supervisors, parents and (if he confirms it) coroner all in on a massive conspiracy?

Which is more likely?

Crazy Clown said...

Steve McGarrett says,,,,,,, (Hawaii 5-0)

Dano' her vehicle had extensive front end damage,,,,

almost as if another Vehicle seemingly pushed / forced her vehicle backwards into that river,,,,

somebody set her up, and then used their vehicle to run up against hers and push her backwards down that boat ramp into that river,,,,

Dano' I got a hunch about this, follow up on it.

and Dano',,, follow up on that other SUV that was found there too, to coincidental that they were the only 2 vehicles found in that river - next to each other.

Dano', keep in mind that was a large SUV, powerful enough to have over-powered her little car and push it backwards into that river,,,

Git on it Dano' and Ching, find out what ya can, investigate it.

that's what Steve McGarrett says,,,,,,,,,, Hawaii 5-0 ~ !!!

Anonymous said...

Show is cancelled! Being replaced by Fantasy Island.

Anonymous said...

Need a photo of jizz rolling down her chin! Do a DNA test!

Anonymous said...

^^^Ha HA HA...LOL...LOL...LOL^^ Isn't that funny?? I made a cum joke about a dead 20 year old girl. HA HA HA. I said "I need a photo of jizz rolling down her chin"...isn't that hilarious??? HA HA HA. The I said "Do a DNA test"..Ha Ha ha. See, I equated her to a whore. Isn't that clever? Ha Ha Ha. C'mon guys...young dead girls are funny!!! Aren't I shocking?? Ha ha ha

Midtowner said...

pray for the family. that is the only thing people can of real substance. let the police do their job and offer support and kindness. That is the real Kansas City I know and love.

Anonymous said...

Police do their job?????? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

9:37 PM- it's a pity it wasn't you in that car...what a pile of shit you are. 10:13 is right..you aren't funny, but I bet the sarcasm was lost on you.