Wednesday, March 15, 2017

BREAKING!!! KANSAS CITY POLICE CONFIRM TONI ANDERSON CORPSE DISCOVERED IN MISSOURI RIVER AND ROLL BACK THEIR INITIAL 'NO FOUL PLAY' PRONOUNCEMENT!!!



The investigation of murdered stripper Toni Anderson is becoming more obvious to the public as deets and skepticism are now put on blast.

To wit . . .

TKC TOLD YOU SO!!! TONI ANDERSON DRIVING TO A DESOLATE LOCATION AND THE MAKING A SHARP TURN INTO THE RIVER DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! THE MURDER INVESTIGATION IS CLEARLY STARTING TO RAMP UP!!!



Here's the word . . .

"Kansas City police confirmed Wednesday that the body found inside a vehicle pulled from the Missouri River at Platte Landing Park Friday night was Toni Anderson . . . When FOX 4 asked police if they suspect foul play in Anderson’s disappearance, they simply said the investigation is still ongoing. Police say there is a boat landing dock at this park, but it’s unclear how Anderson’s car got into the river."

KCPD tweet . . .



We've to more deets and EXCLUSIVE insight into the tragic story . . . And yeah, it does involve JACK THE RIPPER as a suspect given the strange circumstances of this murder, the pathological effort to dismiss homicide right away by terrified locals and so many ongoing freaky allegations.

Developing . . .

55 Comments:

Anonymous said...

KC is becoming a scary place. Shame that we can't reduce the number of all of these murders in our city.

Anonymous said...

Murder number 27?

Gonzo said...

There have been a lot of good comments here about the car being dropped in the river. There are a lot of fisherman and people familiar with the area who are calling bunk on this story. You can tell who knows what they are talking about and those who are just taking what the read at face value. This is the great part about the Internet and this blog, people adding to the understanding of how the mechanics of the boat ramp driving don't really work.

The folks who post that kind of thing are doing more journalism than most reporters.

Anonymous said...

Do not like the jack the ripper metaphor. We need to get serious about solving homicide in KC and not use scary analogies to put fear into people. Real life is scary enough.

Watson said...

^^^ Anybody who would kill a young woman in the prime of her life is a monster just like jack the ripper. I don't see the problem.

Anonymous said...

@11:54 Not in kansas city so it should not count on KC's murder rate

Anonymous said...

Fox 4 just reported the ID on their noon broadcast. "Police report says there was no foul play. Just a tragic accudent". So who knows if the truth will ever be told in kc media. It will be another water park decapitation- real facts never reported.

Anonymous said...

She was killed. But who did it, I hope they have some suspects in mind.

Col. Mustard said...

The butler did it. The butler is a real slime bag at strip clubs.

Anonymous said...

Tragic accident my ass. Toni's car floated 600 feet downstream before it sank to the bottom. Toni could not have been conscious durung that time or she would have escaped the car. She was already dead or disabled. This is an obvious body dump.

Clay Chastain said...

https://richardboydenreport.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/toni-anderson-murdered-by-corrupt-lying-and-complicit-kansas-city-police-department/

Anonymous said...

I think Richard Boyden is some kind of nut-bar. Toni was murdered all right, but there is absolutely no reason to think the police were responsible. I think it is much more likely that Toni was working as a CI for the police and got found out.

Anonymous said...

In an age of "anything goes and nothing matters" I suspect that we'll never get the truth on this case.

Anonymous said...

@12:47 I think you are correct. LE seems to have had their minds made up even before the recovery of Toni's car was completed.

Anonymous said...

I see butt face Alonzo was spewing racist hate on twitter this morning. Racist pig

Anonymous said...

136
The butler did it with the candlestick in the dining room.

Anonymous said...

Obviously a kill, the sad part is that people wanred to deny it in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Like Tony and da Alonzo sez, itz Jack Da Ripper and dere ain't nuttin you can do to change it!

Anonymous said...

^^^

LOLZ

Anonymous said...

She's just hit and click fodder for a twitter and a blogger addict now.

Anonymous said...

A black guy raped and killed her. P.E.R.I.O.D.

Anonymous said...

ROLL BACK THEIR INITIAL 'NO FOUL PLAY' PRONOUNCEMENT!!!

And it's our mischaracterization of the year!!!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Most people, who are murdered, are killed by someone they know.

The ex-boy friend should be the prime suspect, unless he has a clear, irrefutable alibi.

Anonymous said...

Use that pic where she's standing in her bra and panties taking a selfie.

Anonymous said...

She drove off the road and into the river. It's no secret drivers suck in this city. Time to lay it to rest and forget it.

Anonymous said...

True dat I've seen people flip cars somehow in a 35 mph zone or run up into peoples yards and onto their front porches for no explainable reason.

She was a bad driver.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's going to be plundered for maximum social media visibility and exposure at this point.



Anonymous said...

does anybudy know if the serial killer is onli targeting girls who do the duck face?

jessica

Anonymous said...

He's an ex-boy, Byron? What is he now?

Unless he's a negro in which case he was never human.

Anonymous said...

Try not to have a cognitive dissonance seizure with this.

Lou Paloma said...

Really Cunthouser ? Ex-boy friend,
does that mean he's a girl friend
now ? And what is your IQ ?

Anonymous said...

how many times do similar stories get dropped quickly?

CitizenKC said...

The theory promoted by Toni's father on KSHB was that Toni was making a U-turn in the parking lot of Platte Landing Park and slid on the ice down the boat ramp and into the river. According to the Weather Underground there was no precipitation Jan. 14 and only 0.05 inches on the 15th, all of which occurred after 5 a.m. The temperature at 5 a.m. on the 15th was 30 degrees F. The entrance to the boat ramp is from a parking lot and is marked by a stop sign, a street light and white stripes. There is plenty of room to turn around in the parking lot without entering the boat ramp. The posted speed limit in the park is 10 mph. Even if she slid down the ramp it would be a long slide to the river. The question remains what she was doing up north far from her home in downtown Kansas City in the wee hours of Jan. 15. Was she there to meet a client or to purchase drugs? If this was an accident the scenario suggests an intoxicated driver.

Anonymous said...

@4:01 Toni didn't drink alcohol. This was no accident. It was a body dump.

Anonymous said...

Parkville isn't that far north from downtown Jeezuz!

Anonymous said...

No doubt the legions of armchair sleuths and social media personalities will solve this one.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Actually I think Parkville is the furthest north a lot of people in this town have ever traveled.

Anonymous said...

She was probably driving to fast and staring at her phone for status updates and text messages.

Things can happen quickly when one is not paying attention.

Anonymous said...

She could have even to far over in the lane of on coming traffic and had to abruptly swerve away from a car. And it wouldn't surprise me if the driver didn't even notice she just ran into river. People drive away from accidents all the time they basically don't give a shit and are in to much of a hurry to stop and help someone.

Anonymous said...

LOL. KCPD like a tit on a bull.

Anonymous said...

She was probably driving to fast

Guess she never made it to fast. Where is that, anyway?

Sorry but I'm assuming, from your use of the language, you breathe mostly through your toothless mouth.

Anonymous said...

Leave it alone

Anonymous said...

Weez gonna check Alonzoz zocial MEdia action over on hiz twitter. developing....

Alcibiades said...

Citizen KC @ 4:01 is the only person making sense. A lot of trolls and hate but it's important that this murder is solved because it's such a high profile case.

Anonymous said...

Heez reportin on Batman and TV now. And new zelfie babe who joined hiz gallery.

Anonymous said...

N preacher Boyden iz zayin' da copz are coaching her parentz on what to zay, and Jezuz is gonna make zomeone burn in hell for diz!

Anonymous said...

KC = Detroit

Anonymous said...

There you go again Tony making shit up. The police did not "roll back" jack shit. When the body was recovered they clearly said there were no signs of foul play at the recovery scene and they maintained that today. When the body was pulled out of the water they announced that investigation continued just like they did today. Stop twisting the fucking truth. When the police says the investigation is closed that means it is closed. So far they have not said that. When it is closed they will have made their conclusions based on the evidence. I'm pretty damn sure what TKC has to say will not receive any judicial notice what-so-fuking-ever. What is this fucking drama queen, shit stirring, obsession with having to get the scoop on a girl that is dead and gone? Who are you helping other than Toneeeeeee Buttholio?

I am your father said...

^^^ Snowflake. The story changed, now it's you that look dumb. Keep reading this blog late at night. It'll make you feel better.

Anonymous said...

KCPD couldn't tell a shotgun blast from a heart attack.

Anonymous said...

Parkville Police chase off drug users from Platte Landing Park regularly. With the opioid epidemic it is conceivable that Toni was making a drug connection and overdosed on an opioid and the dealer helped her into the river. The drivers side window was open - the only way to drive that car down a 50 ft cement corrugated dry ramp (with a dead body inside) would be through the window and then you would have to push the car to get it far enough out to sink deep enough to not be exposed.

Anonymous said...

9:31 The police never changed the story. Fucking idiots in the media changed the story by adding their own comments to the statements were being made by the police. The conspiracy theory morons then seized upon it. You dumb fucks that can not hear three sentences without twisting and turning it into a mystery novel are the dumb ones. Get a fucking real job already if you have a skill that goes beyond blogging or making frijoles shitflake. Remember not to drink any liquids after 8PM jackass or you'll wet the bed in all your excitement and drama.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Wrong. The police are changing their initial comments. You just are afraid to admit it.

Anonymous said...

Really genius? How about putting the police quotes right here and lets see how wrong I am?

Anonymous said...

In review, Tony had much to live for -- enrolled and looking forward to attending college; great friends; loving family. Please.... Who in their right mind is going to drive to Parkville (of all places) at dark-thiry? Perhaps during the summer, but I doubt January would be a draw. Prayers for her parents, and dedicated friends.