Monday, February 13, 2017

KANSAS CITY TOP COP STOPS BEAT DOWN!!!

Social media celebration of this Kansas City twitter interaction despite the Chief's otherwise lower profile over the past few months. Take a look: Kansas City Police Chief Darryl Forté talks woman out of violent assault

13 Comments:

Silverback Sly said...

Who talked him out of shaving?

Anonymous said...

Trying to look like Sheriff Clarke?

Byron Funkhouser said...

What is this obsession with his beard?

Men have beards, pussies shave theirs off, so that they look like women.

Anonymous said...

KC No Interrupting Golf Alliance newsletter


"Encountered a woman today attempting to hit through on the 24th hole of our 36 rounds. She reportedly was in a rush to wedge her iron where the sun don't shine, into a player who didn't obey the fairway rules. Advised her that a wood was a much better selection for attacking that hole. She thanked me for the advice and borrowed my gloves to maintain a superior grip while swinging the club."
------------Chief Forte

Anonymous said...

Why stop THAT assault. Man if someone steals from you they deserve to have their thugs ass thumped a good one. Instead I'm supposed to let some boon steal from me and get a $25.00 fine and probation in that joke of a municipal court? Fuck that!

Anonymous said...

MY HERO

Anonymous said...

Forte' listens to Nickkeback.

Anonymous said...

10:08: If the crook got a $25 fine and probation, that would be a crackdown in KC and Jackson Co. I would be surprised if anybody paid any attention at all. The last guy that broke into my car (around UMKC and Rockhurst) was caught by my husband and escorted to the university security office. The security guard told us not to even bother calling the KCMO police because they weren't going to come out anyway. It would just cost us a day's pay (or more) to watch the guy walk. He has a sheet that went on forever for property crimes, but nothing had ever come of any of the charges.
Law abiding citizens who cannot get reasonable satisfaction tend to take the law into their own hands and then vote for Donald Trump. Can you blame them?

Anonymous said...

Excellent! This guy might make a good beat cop. Wait. What? He's the Chief? Oh.

Anonymous said...

Bureaucrats spend most of their time protecting bureaucratic interests. It is far past time that citizens learn to protect theirs.

Anonymous said...

I say BULLSHIT!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Words to live by

Polar Bear said...

Hey Funkyasshouser, if you shave your ass perhaps someone will fuck it. Like maybe you do your sheep. Sheep Shagger.