Friday, February 24, 2017

Kansas City Crime Fighter Alonzo Washington Might Have Just Helped Thwart Bank Robber



Read his Twitter feed closely . . . Over the past couple of days the Kansas City Crime Fighter has been earning a lot tips and reaction from a Kansas City bank robbery and subsequent arrest.

Like it or not, police are constantly checking popular social media sites and the info that appears SOMETIMES directs local investigations. In this instance, TIPS garnered by Mr. Washington offer an important preview of an upcoming criminal case.

Developing . . .

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

GTFOH...Just checked his twitter feed. You honestly think he solved the case? This guy is a racist attention whore that promotes superheros and comic books. I guarantee the feds new who this guy was long before Alonzo did. Quit stroking his pee pee.

Anonymous said...

Heckel and Jekyl (Tony and Bolonzo) can barely negotiate wiping their asses let alone solving a crime. All this non-caped crusader shit is just one big hallucination. Good try tho boys!

Anonymous said...

I just blogged us out of a nuclear war with china.
I feel much better now.

Anonymous said...

I read his twitter feed closely and the man-boy seems obsessed with comic book heroes.

So that was cool, I guess

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how much more Washington is able to do than the Police. His simple way of working from his keyboard is incredible. I bet old haggard-looking Sly will soon mimic Washington's ways and take officers off the streets and give them good keyboards.

I also bet he is about ready to solve the case of missing Tony the stripper club worker. Using his high tech drone and capturing footage and analyzing it with his very own eyes...stuff you only read about in comics books.

When is the date for nominations to be submitted for the village idiot?

Anonymous said...

This idiot, "Alonzo" has simply figured out how to fuck over the white man. He's been doing it for years and good ole whitey just isn't clever enough to see through it. How stupid.