A scent that should remind us of chubby first loves and slightly less industrial pollution than on either coasts . . . Also, meat and dairy.
Take a whiff: You can now buy a candle that smells like Kansas or Missouri
Take a whiff: You can now buy a candle that smells like Kansas or Missouri
Fuck yeah. I'm gonna buy one today. Always wanted my house to smell like inbred hillbillies.
ReplyDelete6:23, you really ought to buy a candle. "Inbred Hillbilly" still scents better than "Sanctimonious Nitwit."
ReplyDeleteHA^^^^^
ReplyDeleteThe scientific mystery is how they get all that shit smell into a ball of wax. I bet they have a pack of pygmies carrying it around in their crotch for a week.
ReplyDeleteSmells like diesel and French Fries.
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