TONY'S KANSAS CITY TECH GUIDE CRUELTY: HERE'S HOW TO TURN OFF USELESS SMARTPHONE EMERGENCY ALERTS!!!
The post-election news cycle can get depressing for newsies with no talent . . . Which is most of them . . . Not that there is anything wrong that, we can't all be as captivating as hottie Casey Batchelor.
Accordingly, we notice a great many pointless alerts and broadcasts that don't really impact the lives of locals one way or another. Real talk . . . A great many of these Amber Alerts are just divorce and parental disputes gone wrong during a slow news cycle. Furthermore, emergency alerts on the phone are annoying, unnecessary and mostly a waste of time given that very few people are out and about ready to help authorities with a search. TV broadcasts and news alerts are far more effective in helping to convey the message to locals whereas law enforcement taking over mobile notifications and buzzing at full volume is just another reminder that smartphones are just another convenient way to spy on people.
And so . . . Since, for the moment, people can still customize their devices. Here's some info for disabling emergency alerts.
Android Central: Emergency alerts help
Apple Support: About emergency and AMBER alerts on your iPhone
Readers with a Windows phone can simply turn off their emergency notifications by placing their phone on the floor, crushing it under a boot, shoe or heavy object of some sort and then buying a decent phone.
Hopefully, more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate and discourse for the morning update and good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!