TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY EMPLOYEES EARN FREE ELECTION DAY DONUTS AS KANSAS CITY VOTING REWARD GIMMIES ABOUND!!!
Let's face it . . . Neither of the presidential candidates and their horrible suits and haircuts are going to do anything much for locals on Kansas City streets.
Accordingly . . . Let's look at how voters can profit from their participation in one of many pointless rituals to start the holiday season.
First, in fairness, the County deserves a bit of congratulations for a nice gesture . . . Here's the word from a KICK-ASS COURTHOUSE INSIDER . . .
"We bought all County employees donuts today. Thought I'd tell you since you'll probably hear we are trying to buy votes or something . . ."
Update . . . Here's photo proof for all of the amateur sleuths out there . . .
It's not as good as an affordable healthcare plan but it'll have to for today.
Even better . . .
Here's a quick recap of local place offering free stuff. Feel free to list any more in the comments . . .
The Sundry downtown is giving out free apple snickernoodle cakes for showing an "I voted" sticker
Firehouse Subs: Show your “I Voted” sticker to get a free medium drink.
Chuck E Cheese: Get a free personal pepperoni pizza.
Krispy Kreme: Get a free doughnut at your local Krispy Kreme.
ONE FREE BEER FOR VOTING!!!
McCoy's Public House, 4057 Pennsylvania Ave.
The Foundry, 424 Westport Road
Beer Kitchen, 435 Westport Road
Char Bar, 4050 Pennsylvania Ave.
TKC: Free hugs to any chubby blond hottie over the age of 30 without stay at home rugrats but with a sense of adventure and poor judgement!!!
You decide . . .