Saturday, November 19, 2016

SHOCK!!! POST-ELECTION KANSAS CITY PITCH COVER DEPICTS THE NATION IN DISTRESS AFTER TRUMP VICTORY!!!



The latest cover of The Pitch failed to resonate or rate any mention among Kansas City news readers despite its provocative imagery.

As of late The Pitch has fallen on hard times with a loss of nearly all of their most popular writers along with an increasing reliance on syndicated content. This week a paltry 30 pages of mostly local bar ads was all the publication could muster in support of their eye-catching cover. Make no mistake, we love The Pitch here at TKC and it's hard for us to watch it fall apart under leftover leadership and a few freelancers.

After a weekend of protest on the streets of Kansas City, it's surprising that the last few people aboard The Pitch couldn't put together at least an op/ed regarding the subject of their lead image.

Then again . . . We could be jumping to conclusions as we interpret the front page. The upside down flag is also a used as a symbol of dire distress for a ship desperately looking for help. Given the hodgepodge of stale content, fewer advertisers and less interest in local issues . . . The cover could signify the exigent situation at Kansas City's top ranking alternative print publication.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

out of fashion.

after so many years of being in fashion, effete media are simply passe now.

Anonymous said...

Haven't picked up a Pitch since Tony Ortega left. Don't plain of picking up one now.

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

I'd say it's more a picture of their current situation, sinking and sinking fast

Anonymous said...

I used to pick it up for Charles Ferruzza's restaurant reviews and Dan Savage's column. For some reason they got rid of Ferruzza, and it's just not the same without his tales of adventures at restaurants where he often knew the owners and chefs and dining with his merry band of characters.

chuck said...

Ferruzza was the only reason to check it out.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhh! Anither source of ass wipe provided by the idiot wannabe, libtard, drama queen press.

Anonymous said...

the pitch "content" reminds me of the add finder rags you see in truck stop foyers.

Anonymous said...

I still pick up the Pitch. It works out great to line the birdcage with it.

Anonymous said...

^^^^True. It is just the right size.

Anonymous said...

An upside-down flag is an international distress signal. Would expect all you flag-fetisist right-wingers to know that.

Anonymous said...

The Pitch.... out of step as usual.

Anonymous said...

The upside down flag is a fitting symbol of Obama's Legacy and what he tried to do to America.

Nuff said...

The Pitch is becoming nothing but a shopper. Sorry they couldn't do better.

Anonymous said...

Ferruzza is writing a weekly column for the Shawnee Mission Post.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Jay

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Pitch. MR Trump is soon to be inaugurated as our PRESIDENT and there's nothing they can do about it. Just quit your god damned belly aching and get on board.

Anonymous said...

Hey libtards check your 401k accounts if you work hard enough to have one. Billary's win would not have sent it up over 7 percent.