Tuesday, November 08, 2016

CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY ELECTION NIGHT RESULTS THAT CHANGE NOTHING!!!



Like everybody else, this evening we plan to reacquaint ourselves with all of our least favorite cable news pundits in order to follow this fight for the hearts and minds of all the suckers who still believe that Americans live in a Democracy.

It should be fun . . .

Locally, here are the best places to check out returns:

KMBC has the easiest and quickest results to access . . . 2016 Election Results: All results from all races

Public radio for those who plan to go to bed early . . . NPR LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2016

Fox4 has a pretty good roundup as well . . . Election results here: The people have spoken

And just so we realize that the fun never stops . . .

WND: Just in case, impeach Hillary plans ready

Wired: If Trump Loses But Doesn't Concede, He Still Loses

CNET: Donald Trump peeks at Melania's ballot, caption contest ensues

New York Post: Clinton calls off Election Night fireworks

Deadline: LAPD Prepping For “Riot Mode” In Some Neighborhoods If Donald Trump Wins

This is the TKC ELECTION NIGHT OPEN THREAD and we welcome your most insightful comments.

Developing . . .

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The topless protesters were today's highlight.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the revolution is already underway in California:

1 dead, multiple people shot near Azusa polling station as heavily armed assailant opens fire

It was a nice Democracy while it lasted.

Thanks Obama!

JoJo said...

I read the Roy Blunt went to Olive Garden for lunch.

That doesn't really sound like a man who is worried. Maybe he should be.

Bob said...

So, 7:05, where does a guy who is worried go to lunch?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Macaroni Grill?

Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Iz be worried! We nogz is sunk if Trumpy git elixes.

Anonymous said...

Much was made about whether or not Donald Trump would accept the election results and "honor our timeless tradition of peaceful transition of power."


...The real question is if Obama will.

Do you think Obama allows Trump to be sworn in? Does he peacefully retreat from the office? How does Obama deal with the nationwide riots when this race is called?

Anonymous said...

Hillary rigged the election from the outset. Trump is her puppet. Your grandchildren might read it in history class someday.

Anonymous said...

If Trump wins he will have to send a crew in to clean refurbish the White House after the boons move out. If Hillary wins the Clinton foundation will pay for it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah nothing worse than a place where negroes lived. Practically uninhabitable by humans.

But let me teach y'all a little German: "Im Kampf zwischen Dir und der Welt sekundiere der Welt."

which means something more like,

"In the struggle between you and the world, be in the world's corner."

Or, in other words, root for the world, assist the world. The line was part of Kafka's "Nachlass", the papers found after he died at a young age of tuberculosis.

The question for us is, which world? Not the world of civilization's political correctness, multiculturalism, and racial diversity, presumably.

The world of Nature is what we whites should root for. Nature will overcome all of that. The only question is whether it will overcome it before or after the demise of the white race.

Anonymous said...

TRUMP WINS!!

HILLBILLY HAS JUST CONCEDED THE RACE!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Blunt is toast.

Anonymous said...

When , WHERE they Groid idiot GUNNA be going in KILLA CITY ?

Anonymous said...

Not so fast there, 8:30.

Anonymous said...

3 percent of the vote in. Don't start counting those Kander chickens just yet.

Anonymous said...

8:25 isn't just racist shit. I think Chuck is getting drunk on the Trump euphoria.

TKC, link the Missouri Secretary Of State's site said...

Jason Kander Democratic 180,944 38.601%
Roy Blunt Republican 264,837 56.498%

Anonymous said...

If Trump takes Michigan and Florida. Call him President.

Anonymous said...

^^^ I will call him a creep no matter what.

Anonymous said...

Hillary is getting grabbed.

Anonymous said...

So here is another time she is gonna wish she had a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Chris Koster lost last night because he wasn’t identified on the ballot as a “Republican.” If only Koster had been identified on yesterday’s ballot as a Republican — he would have easily ridden Trump’s coattails right into the Missouri governor’s mansion. Koster could have had another eight (8) years in political office, living a glamorous life in the governor’s mansion and playing the role of America’s “Governor Gigolo.” But yesterday, candidate Chris Koster was missing only one thing: the word “Republican” next to his name on the ballot. Turns out, Chris Koster’s calculative move in 2007 to switch from being a Republican to posing as a Democrat was, in the long run, a bad political move. And a short-sighted political move, too. It’s amusing to think that Chris Koster hoisted himself on his own political petard. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving politician. Koster’s political tombstone should read: CHRIS KOSTER a/k/a/ "Mr. Everything-Is-A-Politically-Calculated Move.” RIP Chris Koster. At long last, your political machinations have caused your political demise. Today, the buzzards are now circling over your political carcass. Good riddance.