TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY CRIME FIGHTER ALONZO WASHINGTON WARNS OF MACHETE MAN STALKING THE LEGENDS!!!
A suspicious dude with a striking resemblance to the Machete man from the movies has been seen hanging around a shopping destination in Kansas City, Kansas and now the most prolific anti-crime activist wants to put the public on notice.
Alonzo Washington: "The Legends has only been warning its employees but I have sources everywhere & I found out about it to warn the whole community."
Even better . . .
CHECK ALONZO WASHINGTON ON TWITTER OFFERING A GLIMPSE OF A SUSPECTED KANSAS CITY MACHETE MAN!!!
Developing . . .
That photo IS from the movie you idiot.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who falls for made-up shit harder, Tony or Alonzo.
Way to go, suckers.
Nope, the chief just confirmed it but it says that the photo is a knife not a machete. Which kind of is a judgement call: https://twitter.com/KCKPDChief/status/788759754772316160
ReplyDeleteHis statement also confirms that the public hasn't been warned about this yet.
10:45 - stop reading this blog every hour of the day if you don't like it. Your fart sniffing is getting old. Seems like you love the stench.
ReplyDeleteI SAW BIGFOOT WALKING HIS CHUPACABRA IN BLUE SPRINGS CALL ME ALONZO
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Beware, this may be one of those Soros/Dumbocrat-hired nutjobs Trump will call out at tonight's debate. This machete man likely expected yuuuge gatherings of Trump fans in town for the 3day NASCAR events, and set out to pick fights with anyone in MAGA hats. Goofus short-circuited and forgot to get back on the Clinton short bus to Lawrenceville, Georgia, where a giant load of sh*t got dumped...from the bus potty...and from the riders' lyin' pieholes...said they didn't want to leak all over the highway...hahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, TKC, what ya got for us on the evening's debate? Get this party started.
Alonzo is an undocumented nut job... show me one stat that shows he has contributed to any declining crime anywhere and I will show you that meaningless statistics are up 3.6 % this year over last year and that this incremental non-loss is an non-digital absolute that integers from a raw data average...
ReplyDeletePast results aren't always a prediction of futures... but I am thinking some community organizers are better at eating hamburgers than organizing communities... that's the Great Divide! Long live the memory of Bruce Watkins!!!
Probably just some dude doing landscaping until la migra catches up w him
ReplyDeleteThis has to be fact 'cause I heard it from a JoCo soccer mom who says he also dresses like a clown.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. I'm afraid this will lead to a bad encounter with the police. I wish there was a way to send people to the legends and get him help rather than just wait for another fatal shooting.
ReplyDeleteThe fact here is that the legends is every bit as dangerous as the plaza.
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