Thursday, October 27, 2016

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! IMPENDING HILLARY PRESIDENCY INSPIRES 2ND AMENDMENT SAFEGUARD BUYING SPREE AT KANSAS CITY GUN SHOPS!!!



Like it or not, the general consensus is that Donald Trump is trailing at the polls. This fact has inspired Kansas City metro gun enthusiasts to grab their credit cards and crowd local gun shops in order to buy weapons and accessories that could be banned amid a Clinton administration and the upcoming appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice.

Accordingly . . .

TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY INSIDERS TELL US THAT LOCAL GUN SHOPS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY CROWDED AS HILLARY CLINTON'S PRESIDENTIAL WIN STARTS TO LOOK MORE LIKELY!!!

Here's the word . . .

"Hey TKC, Hillary is on her way to rigging this election so I figured I would stock up on a few items before they're outlawed. 

"Remember that not so long ago, Kansas City and residents throughout the Midwest thought that gay marriage would never be the law of the land? Now it's a constitutionally protected freedom. More power to them! But people should know, that works both ways. I say people can do whatever they want with their junk as long as they don't put it in my face. 

"But back to the topic: Background checks, assault rifle bans, longer waiting periods and a limit on high capacity magazines are soon to go on the gun grabber agenda. I thought I was getting ahead of the herd today by taking the afternoon off and getting some early Christmas shopping done at my favorite gun store. Wrong! The place is packed wall to wall with people who had the same idea."


"KC residents are laying down some big money for AR-15s and a lot of other personal safety tools that are going to be targeted."

"This isn't politics, it's supply and demand."

"People in gun stores today know that these items will be off the shelf soon if Hillary Clinton is allowed to take the Presidency."

Background links to make both sides happy/angry . . .

Telegraph UK: Hillary Clinton enjoys staggering 14-point lead over Donald Trump in latest poll: Thursday morning US election briefing

NY Mag: In the Latest Polls, There Is Something for Everybody

People: Trump Is Gaining Ground on Clinton in Florida and Nevada, Homestretch Polls Show

Inquisitr: Latest Polls In Florida Show Donald Trump Leading Hillary Clinton Slightly -- Independents May Hold The Greatest Sway

New York Times: Some Donald Trump Voters Warn of Revolution if Hillary Clinton Wins

And so . . . Think of this not as a political post but as a fact of life for Kansas City's growing gun trade . . . One of the stronger industries in this cowtown.

Developing . . .

27 Comments:

Take The Crown said...

I wouldn't be surprised if, at the end of this, we find out that Donald had some stock in a few gun companies.

Anonymous said...

For small time investors. Guns and booze are always a safe bet.

Greedo said...

Politics of fear all the way around.

We're seeing the same thing in speeches from Hillary and Donald now.

They're saying that it'll be the end of the world if the other one is elected.

But here's the most surprising thing I've seen so far this week:

Trump's Election Will Be The Biggest F You Ever Recorded In Human History - Michael Moore

Any questions?

Anonymous said...

MSM for Shillary


LMAO

Anonymous said...

Nonsense.

We're arming for the first day of Missouri Nog Season. January 1, 2017!

January 20, of course, is every negro's nightmare: The Day The EBT Card Ran Out.

Anonymous said...

Oh hell that means they will have to have more bastard kids to balance the books.

Anonymous said...

Trumpers are stupid by nature. They believe polls and they believe Faux News.

The deserve to be separated from their money.

Anonymous said...

Most of the shit hole polls are crap , dumbass ! Only the big poll on November 8 MATTERS ! All white people are already armed , the one's you see at gun shops are just a GETTING more guns mainly for the wife and kids , you poll sucking DICK HEADS !

Anonymous said...

Better stock up on hollow points as well. The government has practiced enforcing martial law during the Jade Helms exercises in the southwest. Soon UN troops will be on American soil as well

Anonymous said...

5:39

Come get it motherfucker. Come get it...

Anonymous said...

Hey there 6:11 , 6:02 here , you are so much Right ! Another great suggestion , when President Trump is sworn in , stock up on hollow points for each caliber of all the HANDGUNS , MAJOR 00 Buck shot should be stockpiled as well ! LIBERAL spook shit hole held are GUNNA be going bananas !

Anonymous said...

Almost impossible to find AR ammo , as well as .40 cal , regular and hollow points ?

Anonymous said...

GUn grabbing Hillary = GO AWAY!

Anonymous said...

Libtards are the real dumb asses. What other pack of rats would actually believe the Hilliary was a victim of the very State Department she was in charge of? What other group can not tell the difference between a shoe box and and IUD? What other bunch tries to get the whole nation in an uproar over some dumb asses running around in clown suits. What other bunch think taking away guns from legal purchasers will reduce crime while turning thug out of prison and wanting to forgive their crimes? What other packs of clowns think the answer to urban blight and racial inequity is to grow dependence on government handouts instead of demanding people live to their potential? What other bunch wants to punish their neighbour for not being politically correct while the flood gates to the MiddleEast stand open wide with no one at the gate.Welcome to Hilliary's American where your skin color buys you a ticket for failure.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ +1

Anonymous said...

HILLARY IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!

So, you idiot rubes are falling for this again are you?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Hillary has been anti-gun throughout her career. Background checks are the first step where she plans to make no gun lists subjective and determined by homeland security. The lists to keep guns out of the hands of the people will be secret. She is the greatest danger to the 2nd amendment our nation has ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Hey there 10:28 hope that you are eating Hillery butt cracks ! You liberal homo pansies will be begging is DEPLORABLE humans to protect against the groids invasion that want to tyranny , trannies rape your ads when President TRUMP I'd sworn in , you homosexually bitches !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The gun companies are running out of room to stockpile all that money. Obama I, der comin' fer our guns! Gun companies make record profits. Nothing happens.

Obama II, der comin' fer our guns, and puttin is in fema camos. Result: gun companies make record profits.

Number of guns seized by Barry: zero.

Now Hillary. Der comin' fer our guns! Result, record profits for gun companies.

Does nobody see how this is a manufactured controversy? If you aren't making money, you're the mark. A loser is a loser.

Anonymous said...

Hillary is going to take all of your guns away. This is a good thing.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Agreed, 10:59, the obvious mental illness of gun enthusiasts is the best argument for gun control.

Anonymous said...

CHICAGO IS ALSO BANKRUPT ANOTHER LIBERAL TRAIT

Anonymous said...

I HOPE THE WOMEN BILL CLINTON AND BILL COSBY RAPE HAVE GUNS

Anonymous said...

BYRONS RITE THESE DUMB BLACKS SHOULDNT HAVE GUNS OR KIDS

Anonymous said...

Whites you better keep yours cause we aren't given up our ak choppers

Anonymous said...

Of course libtards don't want law abiding citizens to have guns. If they start taking out thug boons Hilliary won't be able to follow in Obamy's footsteps and pardon the felons who are in prison for illegally using and possessing guns. If the dumb cunt wants to close a loop hole how about starting with the BLACK THUG loophole that her buddy Barrack has been exploiting?

Vote KC said...

I support the constitution. Not a political party!