Saturday, October 15, 2016

SURVIVE WORLD WAR III IN KANSAS CITY!!!

EPIC link suggestion from a KICK-ASS TKC READER . . . Location and our flyover country roots make Kansas City a great place to avoid international conflict according to this quick survey of post-apocalyptic options which contradict Cold War rumors informing all of this town's Baby Boomers that the USSR was targeting this cowtown directly. You decide: Where are the best places to hide out when the world ends?

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Probably the Plaza , surrounded by empty concrete parking garages , no one is ever down there , you can loot a lot of overpriced shit , cook great steaks since the restaurants are already empty plus no cops are ever interested in going there ¡

Byron Funkhouser said...

I recommend the rural plateau of north central West Virginia.

The cities are dependent on infrastructure that won't be functioning.

When the store shelves become empty, you'll start turning on each other.

Anonymous said...

Plus, as Byron knows VERY well, should all the women die, W.VA has plenty of sheep to screw.

West VA didn't make the list because most people would prefer to perish in the apocalypse than have to live there.

Anonymous said...

even a limited nuclear war between India and Pakistan could result in nuclear winter and world destruction. A much more immediate and destructive thing to worry about then climate change.

Anonymous said...

I am currently in Paw Paw West Virginia ( yup , a real place , Google it bitches ) a very pristine area . I think that I saw YAEL following the Byron , both chasing a natural blond hair young LAMB CHOP . YIKES ! ! ! !

Anonymous said...

Paw paw dude here , MAJOR UPDATE ! BYRON WAS SCREAMING TO MY SHEEP. - " I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOM , I'LL MAH EWE SWEAT AND MOAN ! RUB MY HEAD AND BEAT ME OFF WITH MY COPY OF ROLLING STONE. " I guessing that he hopes to be a writer for that failing ass wipe rag paper ? ?

Anonymous said...

For you Jew Haters...read up on the SAMSON OPTION.

Nuclear winter, anyone?

If the Jews go down again, as in a second Holocaust called for my Muslims in Iran and elsewhere, they are not planning on going out ALONE this time.

Anonymous said...

https://whitehouse.gov1.info/raven-rock/

Anonymous said...

Assuming you don't get shot & killed in KC like the shooting that happened in the plaza less than an hour ago

Anonymous said...

^^^ Agreed.

Crazy Clown said...


BULLETIN NOTICE

Rumor has it that the best place to HIDE OUT in the event of a Nuclear War ,,,,,

is at 18th VINE the Pathetic JAZZ District that keep wanting to DUMP Millions of TAX Dollars into so all that JAZZ can protect you, and all that Jazz they say,,,,

But who knows, it may be just a lotta Jazz Talk ???????????????

Anonymous said...

This story sure brought out the trolls, Byron included.

Anonymous said...

10:09 So you would be Troll Patrol?