Friday, October 21, 2016

CHRISTMAS IN KANSAS CITY STARTS NOW!!! HERE'S WHY WE HATE HOLIDAY MART!!!



And so, with one sip of a pumpkin spice latte . . . So begins Kansas City Christmas time.

Here's a noteworthy clip form a KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY INSIDER on today's festivities while we were lamenting the lack for excitement in today's news cycle . . .

"Oh my! You have apparently not checked out the Jr. League Holiday Mart at Bartle!!! So many gift items at such high prices AND you can get your cocktail for your stroll down the congested isles! Who could ask for more???"

Like it or not, the crowds have already begun to form inside the loop. And this quote is probably our favorite Kansas City news item of the day.

Developing . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Christmas in KC starts on 4th of July. Where have you been?

Anonymous said...

White people should avoid this rip off , will be getting mugged TRANNY BITCHES style in the parking garage , SNO - BRO black ass out ¡

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO

They're seeking helpers to stuff their boxes!!!

Anonymous said...

Totally worth the 800 million we have invested in Downtown. I'm sure the snow globe revenue will more than cover all of the expenses.

Anonymous said...

Oddly, the sale of just ONE snow globe will generate more revenue than the millions of tourists riding the exciting cutting-edge $100+ million streetcar.
So there's at least that to deck the halls about!

Anonymous said...

Will be really easy to get a TRANNY BITCHES style elf to hose , if you survive the storm of bullets and Groid punks hangout raping attempts in all the best parking garage spots . White people should avoid this problem shit hole and the bluntz at the shit out of the Plaza ¡ Peace Love and hugs , SNO BRO HERE OUT ¡ ¡??

Anonymous said...

^^^ Take your meds.

Anonymous said...

Nobody sing Christmas in Kansas city this year. We can stop the madness.

Anonymous said...

Teaching in a time of unrest: what we can learn from Missouri .....

I learned a lot don't send your kid to MU.

Anonymous said...

KC streetcar will lead us to prosperity.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Christmas.