TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! NEWZ HOTTIE KACIE McDONNELL BETRAYS KANSAS CITY SPORTS FANS WHILST LOOKING FOR SOCIAL MEDIA LOVE IN HER NEW TOWN!!!
There are a lot of perspective and insights about Kansas City sent our way and shared for political gain, public awareness and sometimes spite . . . When it comes to public figures, most of it is fair game but often we have to spice it up in order to make it more captivating and/or palatable.
Thankfully, on this Saturday a rather KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER requires no heavy editing and instead offers some of the funniest follow-up Kansas City reporting we've read in quite some time.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY SPORTS FANS CLEARLY FEEL BETRAYED BY FORMER NEWS HOTTIE KACIE WHO PROFESSED HER LOVE FOR OUR HOME TEAMS BUT NOW OFFERS HER ATHLETIC SUPPORT (EW) TO OTHER DUDES IN A NEW TOWN!!!
Check this EPIC write-up and remember that the most brilliant comedy comes from pain.
We share this one because seeing former loves living the good life on the Internets with their new partners is now a cruel facet of the new social media age and still stings even though we realize that most people sharing the deets of their personal lives with casual acquaintances on the Internets are really just broadcasting a desperate cry for help in selfie-form . . . And the rest of feed is just not so cleverly disguised small scale advertorials. But I digress. Better than all that . . .
Here's an in-depth, journalistic exposé documenting the complexities of media integration contrasted between larger online networks . . .
Checkit:
Kacie's new digs and gig
When we last heard from Kacie McDonnell, she had shaken off the local TV newsroom, the Cowtown, the Royals, the Chiefs, the ex-boyfriends (aka the Royals and Chiefs) and was headed for greener$$$ pastures. Some place where teams will make the playoffs this year.
She has landed on her... feet, with a wicked awesome new gig covering sports in New England. Boston's regional sports network NESN, announced her hiring as sports anchor and reporter.
A now Hoz-less Instagram account is reopened to document a new allegiance to the Red Sox and essentially asking those left in KC "How do you like them apples?". So compile that list of most eligible and/or douchy chowda-head bachelor jocks and start the office pools to guess who becomes the next future ex McDonnell beau.
And just remembah, life isn’t just good when the Sox/Pats/Celts/Bruins win, it’s wicked good.
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You decide . . .
Your so-called "newsies" come and go but kacie is still hot.
ReplyDeleteTake that haters.
This one should have been a playlist.
ReplyDeleteRequires some sad songs.
Agree with the comment here.
ReplyDeleteFrom one town to the next. Not a lot of loyalty in the media world but I guess that's to be expected. This is probably the price of letting models do reporting and we should ask ourselves if this really helps inform the public?
Are they going to bring back Kacie Do My Job?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Kacie Does Boston
ReplyDeleteHaving failed to snag a rich athlete in Kansas City, she has moved to another fishing hole, Boston. The problem is, she is no longer major leaguer worthy. She should move to a smaller city and try her luck with AA League stars.
ReplyDeleteTony is in fine form today.
ReplyDelete:)
We need to consult with Toni Bones on this.
ReplyDeleteFrustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)
ReplyDeleteHave to be in by twelve o'clock (Oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a-hopin', oh
That just once those doors weren't locked
(I like to save time for my baby to walk around)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home (Oh, yeah)
Who gives a shit about that bimbo
ReplyDeleteIn return, could we get a 5th round Ginger and Blonde to be named later?
ReplyDeleteWow she landed her dream job as Bostons Newest On-Air Personality.
ReplyDeleteNever understood all the hoopla and obsession about this person other then hoping her boobs might pop out on the air during a wardrobe malfunction.
ReplyDeleteIf she had as much stickin' out as shes had stuck in she'd look like a porcupine.
ReplyDeleteToni Bones is dead.
ReplyDeleteIf that girl were any more of a gold digger, she have a pack mule and being carrying a pick ax.
ReplyDeleteI'd still fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.
ReplyDeleteThe NESN has fired quite a few women who worked for them but started dati athletes. They take the no fraternizing thing seriously.
ReplyDeleteCum Guy usually I defend you but not this time. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteCan't help but play to your box of trolls that don't have the skills to set up a third grade blog site?
ReplyDeleteYep, and the sun will rise in the east.
A buddy of mine got some of that one night. He says it wasn't that great. He claims she was more interested in his net worth than his dick. He dumped her ass fast.
ReplyDeleteSo what else is new Girls and $$$$.
ReplyDeleteKacie's next athletic leech relationship:
ReplyDeleteRed Sox? No
Patriots? No
Celtics? No, she doesn't do black.
Bruins? Yes, she'll latch onto some dumb hockey player who enjoys getting his stick waxed and a weekly pucking session, in exchange for turning over his paycheck to this average looking gold-digger.
1:14, There are blacks on the Celtics? They are the whitest team in the NBA.
ReplyDeleteFact is the pace of Boston is about three times that of lazy old KC so she is going to have to learn to take cues and read copy pretty fast to stay in the saddle. My bet is she wont last long in a key spot in Boston because they simply wont have time to do the apprentice thing with a bimbo. Don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice gal, but Megan Kelly she is not. I expect when this all washes out the move will be more about her flaming hormones and hurt feelings than anything else. Sooner or later she is going to have to find a position that matches her skills. Leading on air isn't it.
ReplyDelete3:02 What style is that? Doggy or missionary?
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I return from Boston I'll let ya know.
ReplyDeleteJust another MUSICAL CHAIR REPORTER,,,, that's all those stations hire now days is those who are transient reporters who Hop around city to city like hobo's, seeking their next meal !!!
ReplyDeleteIt didn't always used to be that way, at 1 time there were actually REAL Reporters & Anchors , that stayed around for decades and weren't Hobo' Transients !!!!
Dallas will be her next stop.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the postcard. Be bodacious.
ReplyDeleteI've hired her to do some porn. As soon as she learns how to spell her name she is going to sign the contract and we'll get started.
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