Google Gets In Kansas City Grocery Biz

End of foot deserts via the digital divide??? Search giant takes on a new challenge: Eric Carter on Twitter

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  1. LMAO! Will probably be as successful as Fiber!

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  2. Is that gonna be gigabit delivery like their horseshit Internet service that doesn't exist in most of the metro? Folks are gonna be in for a helluva long wait for groceries, but the value of their refrigerators will go up $5000.

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  3. I'm so excited. Can't wait to try it out. I'm going through the house trying to figure out what I need so I can try it. This is innovative. I love it!

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  4. Waiting for the experiences reported by Google delivery folks as they take fresh vegetables and fruit into the "food deserts" so over-reported by the local media.
    Probably about as dangerous as being a pizza delivery driver.
    It's amazing how many "inventions" that don't meet a need the "creative class" an come up with.
    When will we have an app for telling you when to wipe your butt?

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  5. I just called Google and they refused to deliver a gay wedding cake. They did tell me they'd have Fred Phelps, their new customer service director, send me an email.

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  6. Cool. Now I can get Google to deliver my groceries and I don't have to risk my life at some Walmart, aka Section 8 'R' Us.

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  7. They will deliver to your home by a delivery technician rappelling along fiber telephone pole wires.

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  8. The heroic KC Consumer, ready to spend money due to rising incomes...

    ....Haulin' ass! Gittin Paid!

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