Wednesday, August 03, 2016

THE MORNING AFTER: PRIMARY PROVES DISASTROUS FOR JACKSON COUNTY POLITICO CRYSTAL WILLIAMS!!!



It seems that Jackson County politico mistakenly believed that so many supportive Facebook messages and social media politicking would push her candidate over the top and the primary not only proved that theory completely wrong but also holds consequences for the political future of this girl power politico.

Turns out Kansas City wasn't #ReadyForJess in much the same way very few of the locals really care about getting #Ready to endure another Clinton campaign.

Quick review of Crystal's failed political strategy . . .

- She brazenly argued and embarrassingly claimed cronyism amid an endorsement from Gov. Jay.

- Dead Tree Media followed Crystal down a losing path with Jessica Podhola and their endorsement was played like a bargaining chip behind the scenes among the local political elite.

- Crystal didn't show any real concern for Podhola's career and basically killed this political noob with kindness rather than helping her cultivate alliances that could've sent her into office months from now. Truth is #Jess isn't so bad, she was simply manipulated with the promise of "girl power" that never materialized.

LADY POLITICOS BEWARE OF THE CURSE OF CRYSTAL THAT LURES WOMEN INTO HEATED CONTESTS AND THEN ABANDONS GULLIBLE FEMALES WITH ONLY A FEW TWEETS TO FIGHT OFF FEARSOME OPPOSITION!!!

If local politics is like high school . . . Then Crystal and her crew of hags are most certainly the mean girls of Kansas City but without the looks or influence and only a bit of swag paid off by Mr. Peanut.



- Worst of all . . . Crystal Williams once again proved to be a divisive force among her colleagues as her shenanigans cost the party bigwigs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT COULD'VE BEEN SPENT TO FUND OTHER DEMOCRATIC PARTY HOPEFULS ALONG WITH CHRIS KOSTER in what will undoubtedly be a tough general election.

And so . . .

THIS PRIMARY ESSENTIALLY KILLED THE POLITICAL CAREER OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS AND DEFINES HER AS ONE OF THE MOST ARROGANT, DESTRUCTIVE AND COSTLY LADY POLITICOS IN ALL OF KANSAS CITY HISTORY!!!

And so I guess it totally makes sense that I hear that she wants to be on the City Council next term.

Developing . . .

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good God man, did she kill your puppy? Deport your granny?

Crystal is a nobody. Now even moreso. All this digital space is wasted on her.

Anonymous said...

Crystal on the council?

No Thanks

Anonymous said...

Koster will win the general in a walk. GOP nominated the ISIS permit hunting idiot who doesn't seem to realize he is running for governor not senate.

Anonymous said...

Has she stated her views on unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

The Kansas City Atheist Coalition again proved their uselessness by failing to make any relevant contribution whatsoever.

Time to fold.

Thank you for our attention.

Anonymous said...

Has she EVER come up with a single policy recommendation or idea that has ANYTHING to do with Jackson County residents or ANYONE other than HERSELF?
Williams is a perfect example of why county government is really just an unnecessary and very large expense for the taxpayers.
What a constant embarrassment!

Anonymous said...

and you start off the WHOLE POST with "It seems that," thereby disqualifying the whole screed to a Tony-in-dreamland sequence where you give yourself license to say anything that may or may not be true in your hazy little fantasyland.

Really?

What exactly is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

Don't upset Trolley Boy

Anonymous said...

Gotta agree that Koster has already won the race for Gov. Greitens has absolutely no chance whatsoever

Anonymous said...

Hmm a whopping 25% voter turnout.

Anonymous said...

they ought to do away with the whole Jackson Legislature they don"t do anything expect draw a big salery and serve no purpose what so ever

Anonymous said...

Basic rule of politics for women: Once you put on the pounds and pose with a red Solo cup full of booze, with an inebriated grin on your face, your next job will be at Walmart. Life is not fair.

Tuleride said...

It is God's truth that this fat, worthless Jackson County politico mistakenly believed that so many supportive Facebook messages and social media politicking would push her candidate over the top and the primary not only proved that theory completely wrong but also holds consequences for the political future of this girl power politico.

There, fixed it.

Crystal the AntiChrist said...

Crystal destroyed Jessica before she got out of the gate and Jessica took the painters along for the ride,very sad.

Anonymous said...

GOOD RIDDANCE, hopefully Jolie Justus is the next to go....just remember to double flush,she floats like a turd

Anonymous said...

Crystal needs to be replaced. I don't agree with a lot of this post but I will say that she is disruptive and hasn't helped anyone but herself.

Anonymous said...

What a really nasty election. Glad it's over.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of hazy little fantasyland, how about that picture? Bottoms up! glug glug hic :)

Anonymous said...

Kostet could have used all the money that was spent on this primary,he has a bad general I hope the painters and Crystal got there money's worth.

Anonymous said...

What in the fuck does this have to do with the trolley you fucking imbecile 8:10?

Jesus Christ, get over it.

Anonymous said...

Chrystal is a classic victim of debilitating penis envy coupled with a very low IQ. There's a difference between demanding respect for women and fighting for fairness and her toxic behavior.

A petty, mean and small person, consumed by an irrational victim-complex. Literally the opposite of a "strong woman".