Monday, August 15, 2016

KCK POLICE WORK DILIGENTLY TO PROTECT SCHLITTERBAHN SAFETY REPUTATION AFTER VERRÜCKT DECAPITATION!!! CALEB SCHWAB KILLED IN THE COMPANY OF TWO HEFTY LADIES WHO EXCEEDED THE WATER SLIDE RAFT WEIGHT REQUIREMENT!!!



Here's today's Schlitterbahn update which takes a bit of pressure off the broke-ass amusement park workers and shifts the blame back to the ride's designers and the owners of the park . . . Still, this shouldn't make the tragedy any less horrific.

Checkit:

Fox4: Police dispute PEOPLE magazine’s claim that raft carrying Caleb Schwab was under weight requirement

KSHB: Caleb Schwab and the two women with him on a raft at the Verruckt water slide were within weight limits set by Schlitterbahn management.

KMBC: The combined weights of the three passengers on the raft where Schwab died was 545 pounds, within the limits.

Developing . . .

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't be scared TKC. Do the math, that puts those women at least at 250 a piece.

Hefty is being kind.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Actually, the probably both weighed about 220 a piece which is about average for Kansas City women.

Anonymous said...

I bet it was a harness issue rather than a weight issue.

Anonymous said...

ya ,you talking about VELCRO ,right?

the craziest thing ive ever heard of to keep passengers on an amusement park ride safely strapped in a ride,much less an " insane" WATER SLIDE !

DEATH-SLIDE owner's are still responsible,still FUCKED.

not nearly as fucked as this poor kid and his family,not to mention the two innocent girls from Iowa who will forever be affected by this nightmare.

TEAR IT DOWN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Soooo, they were some biggums?

Anonymous said...

Strong enough to toss a body to the ground? If I could think or see that way if it landed on the ground. Unattached and all or was it? I don't know? Just Questions? Trying to make sense of the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

Went into a KC public high school today to get my homeschooled kid a work permit.

WOW. And I mean WOW.

This is a so-called technology "magnet" school made up of of half beaners and half poor ghetto blacks.

All of the administrators I had contact with were angry black women with plastic hair weaves speaking in ghetto ebonics.

I saw one white cop bringing a Hispanic kid to the principal's office, but all of the teachers etc. were black women. The principal and vice principal were both black women. This is the point of the Affirmative Action degrees. These things are the new ruling class. They will run all the public/service positions in the near future. Their job is to tell whitey no and deny us access to our government and our kids.

You have to hire them. You can't fire them, criticize them, or disagree with them. They are dumb, loud, bossy, illiterate whores, and can barely get a full sentence out. One of them was pregnant with no wedding ring. She kept bitching about being hot.

2 short beaners showed up to pick up their kid while I was waiting. The woman was short brown squat Mexican, the man was a tattooed sag pants whigger in his late 30s surfing an iPhone. No wedding rings. Probably on food stamps and HUD. They didn't speak any English at all, and it was hilarious to hear the stupid black woman and the beaner mom trying to communicate. Pathetic. She was there to pull her kid out for the day, but could not give an excuse because she only spoke Mexican.

I hate these turd world assholes.

We are fucking DOOMED.

Anonymous said...

Could a steady diet of salad have prevented this? You decide....

Anonymous said...

Dying in the company of fat women doesn't seem so bad. I bet these women will get even bigger when they get that fat check for their pain and suffering.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:38! Thank God you are keeping your offspring away from normal kids. School kids don't need your trash.

Anonymous said...

Fucking kid is going to be worms before the KC busy bodies finish flapping their pie holes over their little piece of drama.

Anonymous said...

The lawsuit should be measured in years not weeks.

Anonymous said...

My daddy once told me "Son, even fat women need love too and they can be sooo appreciative."

Anonymous said...

10:08 one can only wish that you were on that raft instead.

but there's still hope..maybe you'll be killed tomorrow by a stray bullet,or stabbed in the neck while riding the choo choo,after opening your shit hole to the wrong guy.whatever, just the more painful & gruesome demise you meet ,the better

Anonymous said...

Well OK....my questions were answered. Thank you. I'll be watchful over the. Years involving the case. The family. Well, each year you live with it better. And adjust. Everyone mourns differently and in their own way and time. You never get over it, you get use to them not there.. Yet you feel them there. Even for the two boys gone the other day.

Anonymous said...

11:55 Im afraid if you were looking for real answers to a question about the slide accident or anything else for that matter.you have stumbled across the wrong blog at the wrong hour..try back during the early evening and you may get some serious feedback

Anonymous said...

Kids ask questions. Sometimes they can't or won't talk to their parents. Children mourn too.my kids witnessed a wrestler fall from the sky. They never got over it nor I. But I talk to my kids some don't. They can and still do ask me tell me anything. They'll go to find answers whether you like it or not. It's a different world. You have no right to tell anyone when to stop mourning. You get me. You got no right.

Anonymous said...

Back to the math blog.

While the weight was within approved range as a total, it wasn't distributed safely.

Weight front to back in the raft was 73 pounds, 197 pounds, 275 pounds. The front of raft was not heavy enough keep that end on the slide when cresting the hill.

The weight in the middle and back would have also pushed down disproportionately at the expense of the front end. The front of the raft was pushed into the netting and steel wiring covering the ride.

If the boy was in back, the raft may have been whip-lashed into the netting causing injury. The middle would have likely been the only 'safe' position.

It appears that the testing assumed equal distribution of weight in each raft. If they did test and find that occupants needed to be seated according to weight, that apparently was never communicated to the operators of the ride.

The physics will be worked and presented at trial. Then the physics of liability will take over.

Anonymous said...

Fat lady sings the blues? Are they trying to blame to fat women? Fat, White women. lol

Anonymous said...

Black women deny access to other blacks, too. So, don't get it swisted. Black people black people too. It's the same in every culture, except there is a collective pretense that black people are united on all issues.

Anonymous said...

This dead kid is going to be worms before these fucking mental giant blog kings stop milking this for all it is worth.