Check More FIRST PERSON Deets Of Another Recent Verrückt Close Call!!!

More people are coming forward to reveal their stories of safety glitches. Checkit: First-person account of riding world's tallest waterslide, Verruckt

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  1. I think readers are shitterbombed out Tony.

    Time to move on

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  2. I think that lady is full of it, they are already wanting a class action. Expect more fake injury stories as the vultures start circling

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  3. Tony would get the hint if it slapped him in the face with its dick. He couldn't see the obvious even if it was taco shaped. Expect more of this tired old drivel from him for the next 3 weeks at least.

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    1. So, see you tomorrow then, wildman?

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  4. Yes as in all incidents such as this, the I has to get me some of this attention and maybe a little cash crowd will all come crawling out of holes everywhere. Mind you they didn't bother making a stink when the issue happened.

    This really puzzles me that there are those now making claims who had every opportunity to make these so called safety hazzards well know in the pass, but sat back while doing not a damn thing instead.

    Sundays accident maybe could have be avoided if all those claiming such incidents had really made an effort to come forward and make it well known of their claims and fears. I hope in seeking some glory here now you people ripping off stories can sleep at night knowing that by not doing a damn thing, you may have set the stage for a young persons death.

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  5. ^I feel bad for people like this guy... Experts at everything, competent at nothing.

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  6. I'm suing. I used to stand at the end of the slide and use the gushing water to wash out my buttcrack, but now that I found out about all the coon piss God only knows what I might be dying of. I have symptoms that include craving fat white chicks, fried chicken and melon. I almost shoplifted at Kmart. I started missing payments on the Caddy applied for food stamps and section 8 housing. Someone help me.

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  7. thats just good ol stupid dave .dont feel sorry for him..hes just a dumb mother fucker whos had at least 5 strokes,but still wont stfu..tonys the only one that feels sorry for him,kinda in the same way he feels sorry for gagbonzo,feels so sorry,he provides them both with a platform,every now and again ,to watch them hang themselves and let everyone laugh at their retarded asses..lol its good shit , no?

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  8. Big safety glitches including the negro employees, right!!! sure!

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  9. Everyone is gonna want to ride this slide

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  10. HAZZARDS....THE DUKES OF HAZZARD!!! GET IT???

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  11. Super Dave fucking Rocks

    10:16 & 11:15 go crawl back under your rocks.

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  12. super davey rocks..yya leave him lone .he my friend.he nice to me.he watch dirty movie wiff me ahahaa.ya fuck a rock/davey lets me lick him belly clean and smell reeeel bad fartsss ahahahh

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  13. I know you have to try to get the five dollars he needed to smoke crack the terrible at the end of the fair range of motion to the digital team of the production and service providers in the lazy river in an inner tube with a pack of Cheetos in one hand and a drink in the other hand I have a plumber here is the best way to control your own home and Garden of the print product and service providers in the lazy river in an inner tube with a pack of Cheetos in one hand in hand and a drink in a minute of my friends list and a half day to you soon to discuss your time in my head of state of Black people who do you want a copy the same as it has to do the NEEDS I was just parking and a half day to you soon to discuss your time in my head of state of Black people who do you want a copy the same as it has to offer the best way for me to get so terrible at the end of the fair range of motion to the digital team of the product.

    We are going to look at the end of the fair range of motion to the digital team of the product and services that can you tell you what else to go back in time and effort into my head of state of Black people who do you want a copy the code to your website?

    I'm a little more than happy to help with grade for the past years ago and have become dependent on hand outs of the most insidious lies being taught in the government indoctrination centers formerly known as schools and colleges and universities! we will need the money you are a couple days and times and it will not sure if you are looking for a different post on the ground. I've seen them floating in the morning and I will be able to cover my night shifts in the lazy dog.

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  14. America ain't what it use to be. In fact its more of the same.

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  15. I love these narrow minded cock suckers who think theirs are the only opinions that matter. Fuck you pussies. Super Dave pretty much tells it like it is. However, should I not agree with him I don't get the right to try to purge him, attack him or be the tyrant some of you little millinial, cunt whipped, pompous, mommas boy, ass holes try to play. If you have something positive to contribute then go for it. If all you can muster is half the balls it takes to attempt to castigate someone who doesn't buy into your bullshit you are gonna get your ass handed to ya. Pussy Fucks!

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  16. When does ;the ass handing; part start?? Lol stfu you little weenie. Jeeeez

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  17. 11:29 Get your tongue out of the dogs ass and shut your little dick hole you sperm guzzling girly boy.

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  18. Boy !!! That was quite "the ass handing" Indeed,sir..you got me all shook-up!! Nothing like 5th grade attempts at scraping on a grown man,to show off that big brain you got..man that was some pure D shit LOL. It a duckling joke,dude..do yourself and STUPID a solid and zip it,bub..you ain't doing yourself or him any favors..lol,the more you talk,the more you embarrass yourself and your lol fat buddy...butt breath!!looking. Feel that burn!! BWAHAHAUHA HA HA

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