Sunday, July 24, 2016

Tech Trouble: Monster Cell Towers Threaten Golden Ghetto Good Life



Quick warning from a Johnson County resident about the proliferation of ugly tech accessories to service the ruling class . . .

"A monster cell tower is about to be erected to service mission hills and fairway.....63rd and mission road by fire station."



Developing . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you want cell service or not? If you do, then towers are an unfortunate necessity. These NIMBY types kill me, they'll whine constantly if they don't have full bars in the basement of their McMansion while trying to brag on Facebook about the latest thing they're mortgaged to the hilt to afford, yet try to actually make their service better and they complain that someone else should have to look at a tower, not them.

Super Dave said...

^^^^^^^^^Dead on the money

Anonymous said...

The 63rd Street tower will not be an eyesore for the wealthy enclave but for the middle cass folks.

Anonymous said...

This ia trhe price you pay for theright to drive like a fucking idiot while using your cells phone, interupping dinner with your friends and family because YOU stupid fucking texts and phone calls can not wait 30 damn minuted, doing play by play to your friends while on a date, having phone sex while driving down I-70, standing right smack dab in the middle of the shopping isle while you call home to check if that was pink or blue ass wipe you were supposed to pick up, kissing your bosses ass in real time telepathically and for making fun of those old farts and CB radio. Suck it up you little high tech members of the metroplex you are learning what your elders already knew. For every good innovation there is price to pay..The real bitch if it is in a decade or two there will be a new technology that either does not require cell towers or requires a different type of tower and antennae. You may then spend millions of tax dollars having them declared historic places or just sit and watch a tiny, fading chunk of history rust all to hell as you blow and go about the good old days when everyone thought the cell phone was the ultimate "must have" device. Of course by there you will realize they were just another silly assed gadget in a long line of crapola you purchased.

Anonymous said...

Hillary is coming for your cell phones.

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Anonymous said...

10:27 - Yep, there was this hypocrisy with the anti nukes protests at power generation stations around 30 years ago. Those goofs yelled and shoved flyers at the boilermakers/pipefitters/plumbers/etc. at construction sites. Day after day plenty of those hollering college girls showed up with the big hair and too much make-up. A tradesman told them day after day their blow-dried, hot rollered and sprayed hair wasn't saving the environment. Another always asked if they thought buying, then caking on the cosmetic chemicals was damaging for them and the planet?

Anonymous said...

Can waves from a giant cell tower be used to cook things?

Anonymous said...

LOLZ

Anonymous said...

Gee, what a coincidence. The only place in all of Mission Hills that has the proper zoning for a cell tower lease is city owned.

Super Dave said...

^^^^^^Not city owned and not Mission Hills

Anonymous said...

Maybe it can be disguised as a large tree? After all, our wastewater plant was designed to look like a house.

Anonymous said...

it could have been a tromp l'oeil tree but they didn't care enough.