A realization about strange life in flyover country and the sophistication of our electorate . . . Checkit: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow
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"Unlawful sex with an animal is a Class A Misdemeanor"
ReplyDeleteUnlawful? Is there a "Lawful" method of sex with an animal? Looks like Tony might have a shot at getting laid!
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ReplyDeleteByron needs to weigh in on this subject since it does appear to be in his area of expertise.
ReplyDeleteI just wonder if it was "closing time" at the Barn!
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of fat cows every day with kids. Someone must be breaking the no sex with cows law.
ReplyDeletePoor Crystal Williams! Can't the heifer get some privacy? Boo hoo moo...
ReplyDeleteI've heard of stump breaking steers but never knew anyone who actually did it. Something about slip their legs in your rubber boots son they can't get away?
ReplyDeleteRE: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow
ReplyDeleteHe's been charged with "breaking and entering" a secure bovine!!!!!
Udder nonsense, claims his attorney.
Nixa Police report evidence from a rape kit will confirm suspect left behind DNA material.
Suspect's attorney ready to plead the Hillary Defense card. Yes, he had sex with the cow, attempted to wipe it clean, and initially lied about it.....but, he had no intent to harm national dairy security.
"What difference does it make now?"
Just another weekend night in Westport
ReplyDelete1. Anything that keeps Missouri people from having sex with their relatives is a good thing, as Martha Stewart would say.
ReplyDelete2.It was a consenting adult cow, correct? Why, then, is this a problem? It's not like they were being irresponsible and making unwanted babies.
3. He liked it. The cow liked it. There's a thing in the Declaration of Independence about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, know what I'm sayin'?
Peace, baby.
Outlawing sex with my cow is bigoted and a violation of my rights. If these fat homos can butt fuck the least Misswhorah can let me do is pussy fuck my pet cow. It hurts no one and what we do behind close barn doors is nobody's business. Obviously someone in Jeff City has been french kissing cows because that is not illegal. Get your nose out of my cows ass and let me live free.
ReplyDeleteI heard Teresa Garza was in town and I thought what the hell?
ReplyDelete^^^Sooo f*©k'n FUNNY^^^ ALL of ya! This is why I do TKC, er, view here.
ReplyDeleteI read a story from Arkansas about this same issue about 9 months before Chelsea Clinton was born. No better argument for sobriety.
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