Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Show-Me Missouri Cow Sex Charge

A realization about strange life in flyover country and the sophistication of our electorate . . . Checkit: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

"Unlawful sex with an animal is a Class A Misdemeanor"

Unlawful? Is there a "Lawful" method of sex with an animal? Looks like Tony might have a shot at getting laid!

Anonymous said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

Byron needs to weigh in on this subject since it does appear to be in his area of expertise.

Anonymous said...

I just wonder if it was "closing time" at the Barn!

Anonymous said...

I see a lot of fat cows every day with kids. Someone must be breaking the no sex with cows law.

Anonymous said...

Poor Crystal Williams! Can't the heifer get some privacy? Boo hoo moo...

Anonymous said...

I've heard of stump breaking steers but never knew anyone who actually did it. Something about slip their legs in your rubber boots son they can't get away?

Anonymous said...

RE: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow

He's been charged with "breaking and entering" a secure bovine!!!!!

Udder nonsense, claims his attorney.

Nixa Police report evidence from a rape kit will confirm suspect left behind DNA material.

Suspect's attorney ready to plead the Hillary Defense card. Yes, he had sex with the cow, attempted to wipe it clean, and initially lied about it.....but, he had no intent to harm national dairy security.

"What difference does it make now?"

Anonymous said...

Just another weekend night in Westport

Anonymous said...

1. Anything that keeps Missouri people from having sex with their relatives is a good thing, as Martha Stewart would say.

2.It was a consenting adult cow, correct? Why, then, is this a problem? It's not like they were being irresponsible and making unwanted babies.

3. He liked it. The cow liked it. There's a thing in the Declaration of Independence about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, know what I'm sayin'?

Peace, baby.

Anonymous said...

Outlawing sex with my cow is bigoted and a violation of my rights. If these fat homos can butt fuck the least Misswhorah can let me do is pussy fuck my pet cow. It hurts no one and what we do behind close barn doors is nobody's business. Obviously someone in Jeff City has been french kissing cows because that is not illegal. Get your nose out of my cows ass and let me live free.

Anonymous said...

I heard Teresa Garza was in town and I thought what the hell?

Anonymous said...

^^^Sooo f*©k'n FUNNY^^^ ALL of ya! This is why I do TKC, er, view here.

Anonymous said...

I read a story from Arkansas about this same issue about 9 months before Chelsea Clinton was born. No better argument for sobriety.