A lot of people don't know why Jackson County Legislative Chair Crystal Williams is a constant subject of this blog and there are a lot of reasons beyond the fact that more than anybody else she can't stop mentioning this website on our happy band of local critics.
As a public service . . .
Here's why she keeps coming up . . .
JaxCo Budget Promises Unfulfilled
She said she was going to change the budget process . . . What happened??? In fact, there is far less transparency, openness and accountability at the Courthouse now than in years past.
Crystal's Blatant Political Ambitions
Remember that shortly after winning her election she launched a failed attempt move the the State Senate and that was completely shut down. It seems that very little of what she does is in service of her constituents but instead is focused on her career.
Faux Girl Power & Theresa Garza
There's nothing wrong with promoting leadership positions for women but Crystal's support sadly seems revolve around her social network of mostly embittered broads who spend way too much time socializing instead of doing the boring grunt work that's a part of politics.
Crystal Is A TKC Fan???
Again, she's CONSTANTLY talking about this blog and word often makes it's way back. It's important to at least try to stay connected to the fans of our community.
Crystal's Rage Wastes Time And Money
This is probably her most important political sin as of late . . . Her support for a slate of unqualified gal pals is taking money right out of MO Gov. Candidate Chris Koster's pocket. It's not just TKC who finds this objectionable but Missouri Democrats across the state have spoken out against this primary slap-fighting that not only wastes time but also causes needless in-fighting among like-minded people.
And so, for these reasons and so many more . . . Crystal Williams is the worst politico in Kansas City right now.
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White women are inherently evil bitches.
ReplyDeleteVery unfair comment about white women.
ReplyDeleteBut with Crystal, stupid comes to mine.
Her hatred of all things men hurts the very women she supports. Several names were thrown about by her at the courthouse a few weeks ago---evil men who were supporting JJ Rizzo instead of Jessica, Crystal's choice.
Two of those men had noting to do with that State Senate race. Now they got pissed when they heard about Crystal's rant and are planing to donate heavily to Rizzo.
Why are her boobies going downhill steeper than Signal Hill at 31st & SW Trfy?? Maybe she should apply to those two plastic surgeons to be a charity case on E'Tv's reality show, "Botched"!
ReplyDeleteJust as I was drifting away from the TKC site...you pull me back in with the promise of Crystal being a regular feature. Couldn't be a better pretentious politico to shine the light on. Thanks Tony and I'm back and more excited about this site than ever! Truth hurts, don't it Crystal?
ReplyDeleteDamn Tony! When some broad talks shit about you she better watch out. You big brutal bitch you!!!
ReplyDelete"Being sued by Louie Wright taught me nothing, guys!!! Look at this shit!!!"
ReplyDeleteThat bowel problem has gotten worse, hence, Crystal's adult diaper purchases at COSTCO. (No lie)
ReplyDeleteAwe not that is a visual that I really did not need!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I could not even type after that: That is a visual I really did not need!
ReplyDeleteEvery time you run that picture, another 1,000 young males in Kansas City become gay.
ReplyDeleteShe looks worse now than she did then.
ReplyDeleteThe hair is pretty bad now. And she has packed on about 20 pounds of flab. Other than that -- well, and that bowel problem we learned about above -- she isn't doing to bad.
ReplyDeleteshe needs some of Frank White's black jack to put her in a better mood
ReplyDeleteLay off of Crystal you guys. She has not had an easy life. The incest on the farm sent her off in a bad way. Then when she was a young woman she performed a lot, and I mean whole lot, of very perverse acts in the Capitol with men that were so much older than her. That has to trash your brains. No wonder she is who she is.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you hate Frank White so much to wish that upon him?
ReplyDeleteShe is screaming like Hell about you right now Tony
ReplyDelete(Burp) Damn acid reflux! (FART) Oh Fuck, that was another wet one!
ReplyDeleteBartender, let's have another down here and keep'm coming.
This community owes Frank White more than servicing that ugly, hard to get along with and malodorous shrew.
ReplyDeleteCrystal is the worst
ReplyDeletecrystal is just a long line of idiots at city hall libs are all cut from the same stone lie about everything to deceive and when caught red handed blame everyone else hint Obama and Hillary good luck kc when will we get it
ReplyDeleteI wish you whites would leave and let us run our city like we want to
ReplyDeleteif she could just flatten those abs, those titties would look really good
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