TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY STREETCAR TOY TRAIN PACKED FULL OF FILTH AND GERMS!!!



The Kansas City streetcar is touting 10k riders on Saturday alone this Memorial Day weekend.

Sadly, this is only half the story . . .

Let's give the $125 MILLION & COUNTING streetcar the benefit of the doubt . . . So what the novelty of the toy train is wearing off and most of the passengers are just tourists. The numbers are great but they also come at a cost . . .

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS REPORT MORE COMPLAINTS ABOUT TRASH, SPILLS AND NASTY HUMAN STAINS ON THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR AMID CROWDED WEEKEND NIGHTS!!!

Moreover . . .

Police riding aboard the streetcars and yelling at the hobos to pick up their garbage is a strategy doesn't seem to be working.

And given that the toy train is mostly a tourist attraction to take visitors to different restaurants and bars given that retail is sparse within the loop . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WORRY ABOUT THE FEAR OF DISEASE AND ILLNESS ABOARD THE INCREASINGLY FILTHY DOWNTOWN TOY TRAIN STREETCAR!!!

One KICK-ASS TIPSTER tells us . . .

"It really can get disgusting very fast inside these cars. Lingering puke from the homeless is the worst problem that seems to plague the cars because there doesn't seem to be a set janitorial service from what I can tell. The coffee stain from one hipster I saw make a massive spill on Thursday was still there on Friday night. I take the bus so I'm used to this kind of thing but the poop stains left by homeless have a way to ruining the experience for all of the middle-class tourist riders we're getting from JoCo. I'm not here to hate on the trolley. At the cost of $100 million we've got to find a way to make this thing work. Sorry but keeping things extremely clean, much cleaner than the bus, is a big part of it."

The tipster is correct, we're talking about more than coffee stains here . . . Check a similar transit testimony . . .

From a recent study of germs in the NYC transit system . . . E. coli, Staphylococcus aureus (skin infections, respiratory disease and food poisoning), Bacillus anthracis (anthrax), and even Yersinia pestis, which is associated with the bubonic plague, popping up in some swabs. Nearly all the stations harbored an antibiotic resistant bacteria called Stenotrophomonas maltophilia, one that often causes respiratory infections in hospitals.

And so, nasty bugs aboard the toy train along with all of the crackheads and hobos represent another problem that the streetcar must overcome in order to continue the "success" of the project in its opening weeks.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. that sounds like fun for dinner.

    Your better title is right here: E.coli on Kansas City streetcar.

    The shit stain story was a nice touch. Very vivid you d-bag.

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  2. Can we get free handiwipes with the $100 million?

    The tipster is right about the bus, people like it because it's not as filthy as the metro which is a total disgrace.

    I do see the police on every streetcar during the weekend but not a sign of anybody with a mop. I wonder if this is a job that some of the consultants are willing to do since they seem so fond of everything about the streetcar.

    Can we get Staubio and David to clean up after the homeless? Then I will believe their dedication is more than just shilling for another contract.

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  3. Clean that dirty assed streetcar Kansas City, it's a disgrace the way it looks for celebration at the station.

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  4. Just hire some guys from the carny roustabouts and have them clean this ride, just like they do all the others in the amusement park.
    Maybe the folks who staff the corn dog stand can look after the high-tech kiosks.
    And carnival-barker Sly can keep working to attract the crowds of gawkers.
    This way to the egress!

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  5. Just wait until July and August when it is 100 and humid out, and the stinky sweaty hobos take up residence on their mobile homeless shelter. The smell will be revolting.

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  6. Soon this tram will look and smell like Byron's house. he's blind and can't see how nasty it really is.

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  7. At this point it is hard to read this blog and comments as anything but self-parody.

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  8. This post is hilarious. Lol @poop stains and massive hipster coffee spills. Yes, its all nasty and one is not nastier than the other. Both equally nasty. I'm keeping my ass in my suv. Its not worth the infection.

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  9. Asshole 8:33

    Its not my fault, you're a pussy. I blame your mother.

    Are you still a mother fucker?

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  10. Sorry, its 9:33. I'm legally blind, which makes proof reading a challenge.

    Since being molested by your mother causes ego disintegration, & since you don't know your name ...

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  11. No, Byron, you're a liar that had a crooked Administrative Judge play along with you and the wife's scam.
    The question is, how long were you a Ruthfucker? That picture of you on the net reading a newspaper looks like you see pretty well.

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  12. Really stretching it there, troll.

    "a crooked Administrative Judge", really? That seems likely to you.

    Reading headlines is not reading the paper.

    You're probably one of these motherfuckers who claim I'm a stalker, when you've clearly been stalking me.

    Keep hiding your identity, coward.

    I'll look for you on the next thread ...

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  13. No Shitfinger, everything is something you have said here, you just forget the lies you tell.

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  14. Oh, you moved to another thread.

    I don't tell lies, your reading comprehension isn't what you think it is.

    Will you post here again, or should I move on to the next thread, stalker.

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  15. Irrespective of the little tiff, I just wouldn't think of getting on (or even near) that street car filth. Just common sense would keep you off of it.. Ewwwwwwwww!

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  16. Disgusting.

    The worst thing, is that fuckin George Stenotrophomonas. What a lying, low life liberal piece of shit shill for the Left. I would never trust that guy and the fact that he is here in KC spreading germs, along with the usual lies, is, again, disgusting. He should take that filth back to the Good Morning America echo chamber and make every one sick there.

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  17. Yeah, it's obvious that the streetcar is only loved by those dirty faggot loving tranny horse slappers who are so filthy that they don't mind when a guy's dick smells like some other guy's dick

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  18. It's those goddam creative-class hipsters. They have this perverto new craze ... get on the trolley and choke the chicken while cruising through downtown at 8 mph.

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  19. FACT : anything ran by Liberal Lib'Tards ends up in ruins and an utter pathetic Joke every single time - just look at that 18th Vine district after dumping & pumping millions of dollars into it for years !

    Look at the River Market how messed it is now !

    Look at the Power Light District how screwed up it is

    everything Liberals touch turns to utter Shit !!!

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  20. Honestly it is a shame that after all of the hard work and hassles getting the Street Car passed and built, it is literly abandon by the transit company getting paid to run it It is abandon by the cheer leaders at City Hall who were only for it because they were told it was necessary. I really do not expect to keep riding it if things are not kept a little cleaner, like they should be.

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  21. i need ajob,dead serious.i would do it!! boss man tell me where to go and ill be there.

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