TKC MUST SEE!!! JACKSON COUNTY $75K CONTRACT WINNER BRITTANY BURKE AND FRIENDS RAGE OVER BLOG COMMENTS!!!

Because local lady politicos have solved all of the other problems confronting women in Missouri, they now have taken aim at the comment section of our not-so-humble-but-still-AWESOME TKC blog community.

Following our BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS of a Missouri politico and JaxCo contract winner making sexually charged tweets . . .We noticed this shout out from the consultant vixen who has reportedly worked to de-brief power players on both sides of the aisle as a denizen of Jeff City.

Here's the word . . .



Ouch. That's kinda harsh . . . I don't remember taking her on a date. In fact, the point of the post was simply to ask if JaxCo was getting their money's worth for a very pricey healthcare contract given that most of this lady's skill is displayed via raunchy tweets but these consultants get testy when they're under pressure.

Yeah, she tweets about an upcoming sex tape and I'm the bad guy for wondering how she's fulfilling the obligations of her JaxCo contract . . .

Now there's a failed writer who posted a totally misleading screed about this blog but she didn't bother to link . . . The rule around these parts is "link me and I'll link you back" . . . Courage and courtesy are not gender or genitalia specific . . . It's sad to see bloggers who don't know their manners. So go find it yourself but her claim is that despite winning a big courthouse contract not so long ago . .. Brittany Burke is now a private citizen and immune from any reporting or criticism. . . That's not how it works but again, this is a failed blogger trying to get attention and she obviously doesn't know much about her "profession" . . . Screw it  . . . It's Friday and I don't give a fudge . . . Here's the link where she tags TKC as Mr. Kansas City . . . Another compliment from a hack who doesn't know this town . . . That's Walt Bodine's old moniker. Consider this link charity toward a white lady who can't find an audience and mistakenly thinks blogger beef with TKC is how it's done . . . Which is sadder than the saddest clown.

But I digress . . .

And here's where things get interesting . . .

JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS BEGRUDGINGLY JOINS THE WAR AGAINST TKC COMMENTS!!!

Take a peek . . . I was trying to be cute and was joking that TKC isn't known for being encouraging or optimistic.



This is only funny because battling this blog community via back-channels is what lost Ms. Williams the Missouri State Senate race. Never mind that her constant union insults are what'll get her thrown out of office in the not too distant future when she can't sell her "girl power" line to people who actually have money for campaigns.

Even better . . . Trend KC douche Zak Burns called me a scumbag which is a shame but will make it easier in about 8 months when they cancel his failing show.

Now here's something also worth mentioning, none other than KMBZ's Dana Wright is the only person to show some Internets savvy in this free speech debate. She noted: "For the record- I like @TonysKansasCity - I don't know how you stop trolls outside of making them link and sign in."

She has a point . . . It should be noted that even Facebook is having a tough time cracking down on so-called "hate speech" and Mark Zuckerberg is making big promises overseas on the topic.

And all of this is to say . . .

TKC IS THE LAST REMAINING FREE SPEECH ZONE IN KANSAS CITY DESPITE NASTY ALLEGATIONS AND TALK FROM LADY POLITICOS HOPING TO TAKE AWAY ANONYMOUS COMMENTS AND THEN, PROBABLY, OUR SECRET BALLOT!!!

That's right, anonymous speech is right up there with our secret ballot voting rights . . . Or at least that's what I remember from this one pre-law hottie who dumped me and did a lot better with a rich Asian guy. 

But let's not get confused . . . These aren't helpless women advocating against injustice . . . These are politically astute ladies playing a victim card whilst collecting bank and looking to garner more power.

As Frida Kahlo once said when she wasn't plucking her eyebrow . . . Never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.

Fact is, we talk to a lot of women in our relentless pursuit of the scoop (between naps) and most of them think these kinda crybaby antics are only mildly entertaining at best.

Worse still . . . Crystal and her coven of half a dozen consultants in training think this kinda social media victim-card-playing actually means something in much the same way that they mistakenly believe their tweets will power their slate of lady losers into office and turn Ms. Williams into a power player. Because, as my adoration of Candice Swanepoel reveals, I actually love women and admire their rise to power in KC . . . I really hope they aren't holding their breath for a Twitter Missouri victory party . . . You'd think they'd pick a social media platform that wasn't dying.

Sadly these ladies on the fringe of political life are wasting their time. TKC no longer cares about lame local TV shows, dying terrestrial radio or even the fact that I stopped getting invites to the Greater Women's Political Caucus a couple of years ago . . . These harpies are so out of the loop that they don't know that about half of the women among their own ranks count this blog community as a vital resource for keeping the conversation going and don't even mind my penchant for lingerie models.

Last word from TKC . . .

Crying rape over blog comments is a shameless political tactic that demeans the struggles of women who have actually been assaulted in the real world.

Moreover, trading in free speech to advance the failed careers of local lady politicos, hack post-feminist bloggers and consultant hotties doesn't seem like a fair trade.

You decide . . .