Quick update on one of Kansas City's famous faces . . .
Here's what looks to be the guy who offered a unique greeting to County Club Plaza patrons . . .
Reports of his demise were greatly exaggerated and it looks like was doing okay around Thanksgiving or at least getting what looks like a nice free meal.
More in a bit . . .
The Bear and fucking Mazer go way the fuck back, better than 30 years. Was walking across the street one sunny afternoon, in the dead of winter, in Boulder Colorado......hear some dipshit yelling "Bear, Bear, Bear". Turn around and it's fucking Mazer.
ReplyDeleteThat mother fucker will turn up and most any location on the face of this earth. When you least expect him, there he is. Hopefully he will find his way to West Virginia one day. He is on par with that shit heel, goverment cheese eating asshole, Byron. They are both inbred from the get go. Two peas in a pod.
Mazer is working the perfect scam, been doing it for 40 years. Hell he could possibly be Tony's daddy for all we know.
Tony: This is what you do? Cut and paste other's work and offer commentary to incite a couple of dozen angry people.
ReplyDeleteNothing like the unintended consequences of the internet.
And yet 5:52 is here.
ReplyDeleteGood for Jerry. Somebody get that man a cheeseburger!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a good dose of internet nonsense to ease up the stress of the global markets death spiral.
ReplyDeleteDear Byron,
ReplyDeletePosting on a public site isn't stalking you fuck asshole. You come here and call people names all the time. Sounds like someone or a bunch of somebodies has gone else where
and calling you names. Comes around goes around. You could end it all at anytime stupid just stay away and play in your own yard and stay out of our business and maybe we will stay out of your business. In fact maybe a local newspaper there in Clarksburg might be interested in doing a story on you. Fact is I bet I could find someone out there willing to do a story on you and expose you for the POS you are. So I have to ask Byron, are you ready to be made a national idiot? Remember all the things you have said in here are all floating around out there somewhere.
I don't have to answer to every single anonymous commenter.
ReplyDeleteThis is Tony's blog ...
All of us comment here at his pleasure. Take your complaints to him, just as I've taken my complaints to the site moderators of Topix.
The post on Topix was about me, labeled thus, the comments were slander meant to incite & harm.
ReplyDeleteThere is no comparison to the two.
A bum who hangs out at the Barnes and Noble on the Plaza told me Jerry was dead when I asked him how Jerry was doing.
ReplyDeleteMust have been covering up for something.
The truth is never slander and harm stupid.
ReplyDeleteYou can dust off your Fake Medal of Honor now. We both know the Supreme Court just ruled that your lies about winning medals and serving in the military are protected by the First Amendment. The justices said they struck down the Stolen Valor Act because the way it was written was too broad and opened the door to making every social lie we tell prosecutable.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? That doesn’t make it OK to tell me you are a Navy SEAL. That doesn’t make it OK for you to wear a uniform at your wedding because you think it looks good. That doesn’t make it OK to swear you were wounded at Fallujah when you can’t find it on a map.
Because even though faking military service isn’t illegal, it is still a crime to me. It is still a crime to most people who have served in the military and to all those who have lost a service member in their family.
Sure, you will fool a lot of people with your lies. Stolen Valor is easier than ever. From medal manufacturers to EBay to Photoshop, our tech savvy world makes faking an honorable past a simple thing to do.
It doesn’t hurt that there are fewer people out there to catch you at it. Sure, you might run into one of the big dogs of Stolen Valor. Your case might get seen by B.G. Burkett, Doug Sterner, Don Shipley, or Tom Cottone. But what are the chances?
Fewer people serve in the military than ever. I haven’t. Most Americans don’t even know anyone in the military. Most Americans are good people who could not imagine telling a lie that heinous. So they will probably believe you.
I won’t. You should know that the initial reporters of military imposters are not human resources departments doing a background check. They aren’t women dating SEALs who claim secret service. They aren’t mortgage companies or public defenders or police officers or newspaper reporters or Congressmen. Initial reports of military imposters are started by military members or former military members who recognize discrepancies in the stories told by imposters.
BE WARNED: Some of these people will confront you in public. Some will come to you in private demanding to know they name of your swim buddy or what you did on which SEAL team. Some will go right to the press.
Me, I’m no confronter. I will recognize that your story is too improbable then try to hide my contempt from you. I will fail. You will see it in my face. You will catch it in the way I do everything I can to get away from you. I will back new legislation for the Stolen Valor Act.
Because it is coming. Rep. Joe Heck (R-Nevada) is a colonel in the Army Reserve. He has already vowed to sponsor legislation making it a crime to seek a benefit by lying about military service. The Supreme Court has already indicated that a more narrowly drawn law that makes it a crime to seek money or other benefit by claiming to have military medal might just get passed.
Lying about military service might now be legal. But it is still a crime to steal the respect and gratitude our society awards to those who have sacrificed so much in the service of our country. And you know it.
Wtf does the last comment have to do with plaza jerry?
ReplyDeleteThat's for Byron you really that dense you had to ask?
ReplyDeleteQ. What three lies does a WV Welfare Scammer tell?
ReplyDelete1. I own my own house
2. I do have a military record.
3. Honestly I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence when I was caught having sex with it!
Sorry Byron ! nobody slandered you. We repeated your words. Cry baby! Be A man and own your words...
ReplyDelete8:02 Clap clap + national dept. Byron Funkhouser is pretending he is a disabled Veteran. A navy vet.
ReplyDeleteShame on him.
READ 8:02 Byron...
ReplyDeleteBravo 8:02 !!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have an honorable discharge from the US Navy dated August 31, 1974.
ReplyDeleteI never said I was a Navy Seal. You're a fucking liar.
ReplyDeleteIts interesting that you can't believe that I'm a veteran, when your only reasons seem to be that I'm not stupid enough to be a veteran.
I learned to type when I was in high school. I don't have to see the keyboard.
I feel sorry for the good people of Kansas City, that they have to live among you retrograde animals.
That's where Byron learned to LIKE ass fucking other males! In the Navy...it figures.
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