In what is an AMAZING and totally useless tech marvel . . . Like so many KC tech innovations, here's a machine that solves a problem nobody cared about . . .
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In a blazing display of physical efficiency and analytical speed that's likely to infuriate anyone who's ever struggled to solve a Rubik's Cube puzzle, two guys in Kansas City have built a robot that can solve the cube in an amazing 1.2 seconds.
Let me guess they are inheritance children with no worry's for the rest of their life.
ReplyDeleteYes they can afford to waste time putting together useless shit no one needs with maybe the exception of the military.
ReplyDeleteWell there is some of that KC high tech shit that should solve the worlds economic problems.
ReplyDeleteWell we know that they did not attend KCMO public schools.
ReplyDeleteI thought that thing was an automatic ass wiper. I hooked it up and pluged it in and that thing had my nut sack in knots inside of about 15 seconds. I had to go down to that Afro hair designer place and stand on my head in a chair while they unbraided everything. Now every time I see a rubic's cube my arse starts twitching. Hurts like hell just talking about it.
ReplyDeleteI invented the machine that peels the colored stickers off the Rubik's Cube and puts them back on in the proper order.
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