Fear Kansas City Man-made Global Climate Change Heat Wave And Upcoming Blizzard!?!



The weather in Kansas City is straight up weird right now . . .

January and around moving way over 50 degrees with some people outside wearing shorts. 

Here's a bit of brilliant insight from a Kansas City social media denizen that sums up the current weather situation better than any newsie pretending to know . . .

"The latest weather reports for next Tuesday say that if the storm takes a northern route, Kansas City will only get rain or a mild snow mix of 1 inch of snow . . . If it takes a southern route, we'll get slammed with snow along with St. Louis and Chicago. Every weather person is speculating right now and no one really knows yet."

And so, we're starting to get a glimpse of what drove Katie Horner to panic so many times . . .



Either way, welcome to the new weather reality wherein the season change every few days.



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Comments

  1. 60 degrees in January?

    Thanks Obama!

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  2. Global warming in 2016?????????

    Fucking rubes!

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  3. Stupid 2:49

    How is this Obama's fault?

    Thank Rockefeller & Carnegie, etc. But, most of all, thank the coal barons.

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  4. You are the stupid one. He said thanks maybe he likes the warm weather in January I do.
    Shithouser.

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  5. What utter baloney. Below is a link to a chart showing January weather back to 1972. There are lots of January highs in the 50's and 60's F. There are lots of lows in the low single digits and minuses; so much for extreme weather variation, it has been with us all along. It is easy to look up actual data, but maybe not as easy as a kneejerk, uninformed claim that it's evidence of climate change.

    http://weather-warehouse.com/WeatherHistory/PastWeatherData_KansasCityIntLArpt_KansasCity_MO_January.html

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  6. Once again, Tony confuses weather in KC with global climate change.

    For the sake of his rubes, we pretty much always have a few nice days in January, as well as some brutally cold and snowy days.

    It proves nothing, one way or the other, about long-term global warming.

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  7. EXCLUSIVE: WINTER WEATHER HARD TO PREDICT!!!

    also is that an actual picture of a Tracy Thomas handjob? Nice! It's still her behind the sunglasses.

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  8. Mother Nature Hates Niggers

    Global warming will bring increased summer heat waves nationwide that are especially harmful to nigger populations in urban areas and the elderly, according to a new report by environmental and public health groups.

    Boon sprogs also face increased risks, it adds. "The increased air pollution that typically accompanies heat waves can especially harm niglets, who have a higher risk of developing asthma, have lungs that are still developing and growing, and have higher exposure because they breathe at a higher rate than adults and spend more time outdoors engaging in various criminal activities."

    The lucky cities in the top tier of heat-related nigger deletion rates include Boston, Houston, Phoenix, New York and Los Angeles.

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  9. ^^^^^^^^^^
    bitter because black dad abandoned him.

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  10. Weather has changed long before anyone on this planet was smart enough to even know what weather meant. Weather will always shift and do strange things. You Earthlings like to think you are smarter than it and just can't understand why you can't control it. The weather will always have more power than any nation can or persons living in it will have.

    Wake up you fools, and learn to live with the weather and accept what it gives you today because tomorrow it could decide to wipe you off the face of the earth.

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  11. I know I'm only 53 but, at least for 45 of those years the weather seems pretty much the same to me. We'd get a couple of good sledding winters and a bunch of almost short weather which was a real pain because my shorts from summer didn't fit in the winter and mom wasn't going to let me make new cutoffs in January and February.
    I love the dire prediction for summer, "Temps in the 90's with brief spells in the 100's." My Grandfather was a foreman out on the range in Geneseo,Kansas. Used to tell us stories of just that kind of weather when we were complaining about the lack of air conditioning in my parents house. "Grows Character" he used to say. He didn't think about the growing characters of those like Al Gore BUT even though he was a Democrat he probably didn't think most folks were that stupid. Democrat or Republican, if you grew up riding the herd you kept your head about the weather. A Tornado would toss you in the Summer and you could freeze in place in the Winter. Just a sure as the turning of the Earth.

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  12. It's Winter. If it snows in February blame it on global warming?

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  13. That infographic or whatever you call it is kinda pornographic, if you know what I mean.

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  14. William Crane, you are living proof of the power of the fossil fuel industry to sell any bullshit they want, and find a lot of people like you with a fork and a spoon, gobbling up whatever they serve.

    Yeah, you haven't noticed any changes in weather in your 53 years on the tiny spot of earth you happen to occupy, so I guess everything is OK? After all, you happen to be the center of the known universe.

    Here's news for you, buddy. The polar ice caps are melting. We are already witnessing changes in rain patterns where extreme drought is rapidly increasing desertification, while extreme rains threaten other areas.

    We are seeing an increase in severe weather patterns. Frequent tornadoes well outside tornado alley and in places and at times that seldom experienced.

    Yeah, we've always had blizzards and hurricanes before, but we are beginning to see more of them, and with greater severity as the oceans continue to warm.

    As the oceans warm, we'll see an increase in the number and intensity of typhoons and hurricanes, but also so see a shift in the sea currents that modify the climate of such places as Japan, the Pacific Northwest and Europe.

    And we are seeing a long-term trend in changes in global temperature over the last few decades that used to take centuries.

    But never mind all that. YOU personally don't think the climate is changing, because the weather sure seems the same where you are. So screw all those people who actually study this for a living.

    Why believe them when the crap you're being fed by the fossil fuel industry tastes so good?

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  15. Katie Horner Likes to Change Pipes Regularly1/29/16, 7:49 AM

    Tony, last you reported on everyone's favorite KC Princess of Weather Terror -- Katie Horner -- being hooked up with a plumber and starting a new life (after being kicked out of another station for sleeping around the staff). Well what is a girl to do when 3 mos go by and she starts to look at other men's pipes? Yes, it is sadly true that Katie left ASAP Plumbing after she started sleeping around with another guy. Tony, since you provided ASAP Plumbing with free advertising last year, it seems that you should also post on the cold hearted bitch throwing over her pathetic love-struck pipe man Shawn Sapp.

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  16. 7:00, it's rare to post a comment that is 100% bullshit, but you have achieved it. You're just repeating what the warmist propagandists have fed you. Try thinking for yourself for a change.

    I'm still waiting for my first check from the fossil fuel industry. Will they route it through the Koch Brothers or will Justice Scalia deliver it personally?

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  17. While we are thinking for ourselves and denying that absolute indisputable fact that the earth is warming at an alarming rate, let's also think for ourselves and don't take anyone's word for it that the sun will rise in the east.

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