TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ANTI-CRIME ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON THANKSGIVING HUNGER STRIKE!!!
An important effort from one of the top activists in this town . . .
CHECK OUT THE ALONZO WASHINGTON HUNGER STRIKE TO FIGHT CRIME THIS THANKSGIVING!!!
Here's the word . . .
While other crime fighting programs tout big budgets and political connections, this prolific local activist leads by example.
Developing . . .
Hoping that this horrible weather will keep the crime down and keep people safe on the plaza tonight.
ReplyDeleteStarve you fool
ReplyDeleteYo La Tengo "I Heard You Looking" on full blast with my new Sonos wireless speakers... sublime.
ReplyDeleteNow what's this all about some idjit refusing to eat his yams?
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ReplyDeleteYou're all so lonely, it makes me sad. The chinese wife of the Wildman left him in the dust. He thinks it's tough to be dust. He could be right, but probably not.
Who is supposed to resign now?
ReplyDeleteI may not agree with Alonzo but I respect anybody who isn't stuffing their face like a pig today.
ReplyDeleteNicely done @6:31
ReplyDeleteRing dingy dingy... Kcpl Christmas lighting stage program reminds us we started a world war
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteIs there a downside to this hunger strike?
I'm sure Alonzo starts a hunger strike every time this month...it's when his EBT card runs out!
ReplyDeleteThat's good since there is nothing quite as disturbing as watching a feral ape consume his feed. If an item is small enough to fit in their muzzles whole, in it goes to be nibbled and bitten internally, then chewed, buldging their simean cheeks. If it's a large item the nigger ape bites off large chunks without using utinsils. Seafood it cracks apart with it's canines and sucks out of the shell making profuse noises. Very disturbing seeing niggers on their feed.
So he expects us to pay him to not eat? Doesn't make sense to me, but it worked at Mizzou, so maybe there is a sucker born every minute.
ReplyDeleteWe are fucked.
ReplyDeleteI thought he and TKC were on pure protein diets, sucking each other off for page views.
ReplyDeleteI might pledge $1.00 for him to keep goin'.
ReplyDeleteThe "starving nigger" syndrome grows. Starve yourself you stupid fuck.
ReplyDeleteWaiting on the "State of Race Relations in Kansas City" by Craig Glazer. Surely Glazer is not on a hunger strike with Balonzo. It could be possible. Word has it that Balonzo is Glazers ho connection pimp.
ReplyDeleteDid the government run out of the turkey shaped cheese loafs already?
ReplyDeleteHey Alonzo ole buddy since you're on a hunger strike that means no snacking either so can I have your weed?
ReplyDeleteWhen this yard ape starves to death will someone please tell Tony so we can dispense with these ridiculous articles on this ass clown Bolonzo Washmachin?
ReplyDeletePut a box of Popeyes in front of him & see what happens
ReplyDeletePLEASE, extend your "hunger strike" further, to say, the Fourth of July...at least. And remember, no food at all...hear??
ReplyDeleteis he dead yet? No???? Shit!!! Hurry up asshole!!!!
ReplyDeleteBREAKING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSwallonzo seen eating at a KCKS McDonald's location after redeeming the gift cards which were extorted previously for alleged discrimination.