TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY TOP ECHELON INSIDERS WARN AGAINST MIDTOWN NEIGHBORHOOD CHRISTMAS SNAIL MAIL SEASON OF STEALING AMID CYBER MONDAY HYPE!!!
An increasing number of Kansas City residents are having their holiday merchandise purchased online stolen from their front porches shortly after delivery by increasingly tech savvy crooks.
Accordingly . . .
LOCAL CROOKS COULD RUIN CYBER MONDAY WITH RAMPANT STEALING FROM KANSAS CITY NEIGHBORHOODS THAT'S ON THE RISE WITH INCREASING ONLINE PURCHASES!!!
Here's the word . . .
"What we're seeing in Midtown and all of the neighborhoods facing the East side like Hyde Park, Northeast and some parts of Waldo is an increasing sophistication from thieves targeting people who make frequent online purchases. Stuff with 'Amazon' written right on the box or deliveries that are obviously merchandise are easy targets for criminals who are now roaming around Kansas City neighborhoods looking for holiday rip-off opportunities."
Clearly there's a weakness in the online delivery system when even Amazon is looking toward drones and air delivery to circumvent the crime that often accompanies mail carriers.
This is a bold new trend in Kansas City considering that screwing with the mail is a FEDERAL OFFENSE and comes with a greater penalty when a suspect is captured and prosecuted.
Still, the weak link in the online biz game is undoubtedly being exploited by Kansas City crooks operating with impunity in local neighborhoods whilst the local news would rather tout advertiser deals.
And it's not just crooks that pose a danger, sometimes mail people don't show much love for online purchases and can regularly be seen tossing around merch and then doing a lap in celebration.
Preventing this kind of crime takes a bit of vigilance as people who get a lot stuff delivered online might want to think about sending expensive purchases to their place of biz instead or possibly investing in a post office box.
Meanwhile, TKC is FIRST to note this trend and the real world danger of increasing Kansas City crime which now confronts online commerce.
Developing . . .
And this is why Kansas City can't have anything nice.
ReplyDeleteJust have it shipped to your work address. And since nearly one-third of the nation isn't working, you're likely to know someone who will be home all day, every day, and would probably be glad to hold a delivery for you.
ReplyDeleteUnless you're TKC, Alonzo or Byron, in which case nobody likes you--and you're probably too broke to buy anything on line, anyway.
This is what they DO NOT tell you about living in Hyde Park. Your alleged friends and neighbors will steal everything that isn't nailed down. I hate to break it to the new people when the move in. And that trick about counting on somebody else to take a delivery. Never works. Asking favors from strangers is never a good idea and they always want to know your business. Such a shame that Kansas City people can't be trusted.
ReplyDeleteWhat street do you live on ?
DeleteAnd the crazy Hyde Park bitch will rag on the HPNA for being racist in three...two... .
ReplyDeleteAll you need is your chair, box, underwear, and google fiber.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't people get this? You don't have to leave the house!
The problem I am having is NOT folks stealing items. What is the problem is that I am suffering from multiple packages being delivered to the wrong address by the Postal Service. In my neighborhood we get two mail deliveries each day. One delivery is letter mail and then a guy drives around delivering packages.
ReplyDeleteIf you call the USPS 800 number three things will happen. First it will take you hours to get a real human to talk to. This will easily quality the post office as having the worse customer service in the nations.
Second, when you finally do get a human you will find out that the 800 customer service number has no real authority to fix anything or even require a post office to attempt to locate your packages.
Third, you will be told you are a liar and the Postal Service does not deliver twice per day anywhere.
Fucking CYA Bureaucrats! This damn sure ain't your daddy's postal service.
They are the same person usually, carriers drop off large packages first .
DeleteThe USPS is in negotiations with walmart for Sunday delivery, this is FEDEX's largest contract.
BTWY your scanned package can be traced within 2 ' of the delivery , so if it was scanned and misdelivered, they know when ,where and who
I have decided that Amazon is what HSN/QVC was to the Baby Boomers, and turned the Millennials into a generation of compulsive shoppers.
TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!!
ReplyDeleteTony Botello, local deadbeat blogger voted "Least likely to influence anything Kansas City"
The Botello record: Toy Train = Built and running
Downtown Hotel = Approved and ready to build
Crossroads TIF = Botello vs Shirley (over/under
Shirley wins)
Paul Wilson (aka Polar Paul)aka (Wildman) = bitch slapping
Botello daily
It would appear that a dipshit Mexican with a cut and paste blog with 10 regular commenters, 7 of which are Botello himself, doesn't influence shit. But then when your life revolves around jacking off to cheap porn, sucking up to local skaters, hoping to spoon with a young shit heel, and chasing a pimple face, post puberty, coffee shop waitress from Harrisonville.....well there is not much to take serious about you failure in life.
Me, I will be avoiding the black hood rats that will be killing, raping, looting, jacking, pimping, and rapping Tech 9 lyrics at Mayor Bow Tie's Union Station chimp out's.
Carry on shit heels. You're leader is a legend in his own mind while his heritage suggest janitorial work as a career advancement.
And here you are several times every day. Admit it. You're addicted.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^ that's Late Show good.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^ Late Show good @ 9:00am and the follow up response by TKC was to be expected.
ReplyDeleteLet's add this to the mix for the Sly James Development Robber Baron Cartel and his lackeys promoting fake prosperity.
ReplyDeleteChief Cross-Asset Strategist Andrew Sheets is warning asset managers that the efficient frontier - the mix of stocks, bonds, and other instruments that produces the best risk-adjusted return - is about to collapse
Nice entry 900.
ReplyDeleteFunny too.
929, nothing but rationalization.
Tony= purveyor of despair
"I stole an election right off KCMO's front porch!"
ReplyDelete-------Sylvester James
"I stole millions of public tax dollars for my own convention hotel development deal!"
-------Mike Burke
"I stole the ethics of the KCMO Mayor and Council by coordinating an illegal campaign contribution scheme!"
------Greg Graves, Burns and McDonnell
2016 won't be all the taxpayers you-can-eat-market.
ReplyDeleteThe signs are everywhere.
Will James and crew get it? Or will they have to be forced to get it?
But 900, Botello warned us of Ebola!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, he F-ed that up too.
How about Mike Sanders being away for 3 days?
Oh, never mind.
9:00, 9:29 (#2), 9:30, & 10:28 (so far): Just can't stay away, can you?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot cardio training. We get that here too.
ReplyDeleteAnything that is unattended, is fair game for NIGGERS. They'll steal anything and everything they can.. NIGGERS are the new maggots...
ReplyDeleteLooks like lots of young TKC Sommelliers-in-training are weighing in here all day once again.
ReplyDeleteFanning Tony's latest entries towards their flaring nostrils, eyes closed, palette blank and eagerly waiting to savor whatever our favorite blogger has decided to uncork through his boxer briefs.
You can't stay away, you won't because you NEED TKC.
You of course know this, and therefore the SELF-LOATHING you feel must be immense.
Yea, no foolin? 1257
ReplyDeleteI come here before I set my fantasy football lineup.
Good for that.
Suggest ignoring Tony's bitches. They are too sensitive anyway.
The polar bear wouldn't exist without TKC, nobody would bother to read his junk. That's why trolls TKC all day and throughout the day and just sets himself up as an idiot punching bag. What happened to his union guys who were gonna set Tony straight or what about his constant threats? So sad that the hasn't found anything good to do with his life but follow a blogger who rejected his bullshit writing. It's a shame really, he would do better to try and improve his craft.
ReplyDeleteI think the best advice we can get out of this thread is that it's best to have your packages sent to your place of work if you live in a somewhat shitty neighborhood.
ReplyDelete2:05 has to be harley nobody else can type that bad or speaks like that.
ReplyDeleteIf harley only knew the real story.
I'd tell the truth, but harley couldn't handle it.
De HPNA is so raycis dat dey go round seelin stuff on de black peoples porches so de black folk be goin outta Hyde Park and leev it to de white folk. No white folk stuff be gettin stole jus de black folk and das raycis.
ReplyDeleteThe USPS is a complete joke ran by, I guess idiots. UPS and Fed=EX offer them an easy cash cow and they manage to totally screw that up.
ReplyDeletell:35 & 2:05 you both sound like a chocolate flavored idiots. Do you honestly think for a second the polar bear spends more that 15 minutes a day on this blog ? You cannot be that stupid. Now if you had a IQ above 50 you would realize the likes of the bear use people like Tony for entertainment. Simple minds like you spend you time trying to piece together a puzzle that is way over your head. That would include a puzzle with more than 4 pieces. But keep throwing shit on the wall, maybe something will stick. All the while I bet the bear just laughs while listening to another song and sipping a cocktail.
ReplyDelete^^^^^ Don't really care how much time the bear spends on TKC. I'm more amused by how much time the people who can't stand TKC (9:00, 9:29 (#2), 9:30, 10:28, et al) spend complaining how awful this site they visit several time a day is.
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