TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! BLACK FRIDAY BUST IN KANSAS CITY!!!



One of the biggest shopping days of the year has been a TOTAL DISASTER for local merchants with disappointing sales and small crowds on this icy, cold Black Friday.

To wit . . .

EXPECT A BLEAK FINANCIAL HOLIDAY SEASON AS KANSAS CITY MOSTLY SKIPS OUT ON HOLIDAY CHEER!!!

Newsies are blaming the weather for the tragically low shopping turnout today . . .

But, as usual our blog community features far more in-depth reporting.

Take a peek as a few reasons for the unhappy returns right now:

Kansas City Too Broke-Ass To Shop


A growing disparity betwixt rich and poor and a higher rate of taxes on broke-ass Kansas City locals is probably the greatest reason that Kansas City didn't participate in today's festival of consumerism.

Kansas City Shopping Malls And Box Stores No Longer Entertain Young Local Denizens


It's not just the danger of violence, carjacking and other kinds of crime: The shopping malls just aren't as much fun given that mean-looking housewives and senior citizen walkers now occupy local shopping dens whilst younger patrons have long ago given up at hanging out in these meccas of suburbanite commerce.

Kansas City Now Shops Online


Readers of TKC need only to look at their hands and share culpability in the decline of Black Friday in Kansas City . . .

THE INTERNETS KILLED REAL WORLD SHOPPING IN KANSAS CITY!!!

It's really just much easier to go online to make purchases, spout off, troll or just waste time and not even door-busing sales can lure more locals back into the real world.

And so this season of desperate merchants continues in Kansas City as even the Pope hates the Christmas "charade" nowadays.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. I didn't get my KC Star delivered yesterday, that's why I gave up on the holiday. No coupons? NO SALE!

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  2. while it's true that there might have been fewer people outside on the streets today. Once again you're missing the big picture here TKC. More online shopping means more opportunity to make sales overall. If local merchants are smart they step up their web design and tout their online shopping ALL YEAR. People are willing to buy things online and there are more options every day. If the locals are leaving the stores behind, the stores simply need to follow the money.

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  3. When the figure out how to deliver booze online affordably and efficiently, there will never be another excuse to go outside.

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  4. Give cash and skip the old sentiment.

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  5. Online shopping is so much easier. Most places offer free shipping and free returns. Many don't charge sales tax, and those that do usually only charge the state rate. With the convenience the Internet offers and the awful weather, it's no surprise brick and mortar stores aren't doing the business they used to do.

    It doesn't mean people aren't shopping. They're just doing it differently.

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  6. Sometimes when you go shopping some of the local diversity carjacks you like at Oak Park mall

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  7. ^^^^^^
    Sad but true.

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  8. 2008 Toyota Corolla 4-door sedan. If you stupid enough to steal a POS like that you deserve to be in jail.

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  9. Who cares? Why spend more money going to the Plaza when I can order it online 40% cheaper. And I don't have to worry about getting robbed by some punk, or having some retard protester getting in my face.

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  10. Duh, retailers don't even offer good deals anymore and just use the hype alone.

    I worked today and it was like a regular weekend shift. People just go online or they can't afford it.

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  11. I don't know what others experienced, but to me the deals were just not there. I know the retailers claimed they were spreading them out, but that was bullshit. It is fact that Walmart and Best Buy didn't have shit in stock for door busters and Walmart's online sale at 2 in the morning was a joke as the hot door busters were out of stock before the sale even began. Their computer servers crashed all to hell within 15 seconds of the online sale begining and it was hours before they got a handle on the mess. It was so bad that their customer service line had a back log of over 1 1/2 hours witin 1 hour of the alleged sale beginning. To say it was an amateur clusterfuck is being too niece. Walmart was in no way prepared for the event they were promoting. I did see a lot of softline sales at various sites, but apparel has about a 70 percent mark up anyway. Same goes for jewelry. A 50 percent off jewelry sale results in tons of profit. So all in all I see the retailers trying to bullshit the public on their sales and people were not biting. I think cyber Monday will tell the full story, but I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one. The retailers just didn't bring a lot to the party this year and folk were not biting.

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  12. People can get away from blacks.

    Order on line.

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  13. THe young shit heels don't have any cash to spend at the malls. They are too busy spending what allowance their parents provide them on their I-phone payment and that Starbucks they have to have.

    Oh, I forgot. When you are a "blogger" you don't see much money without daily visits to mom's.

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  14. Moronic, self indulgent, narcissistic negroes are destroying shit every where.

    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/black-friday-protest-police-shooting-planned-downtown-chicago-162448952.html

    Liberals are eating their own.

    Rahm Emanuel, loser fuck, scumbag piece of shit that he is, will be taken down by a Neo Marxist, Progressive, Liberal PC paradigm that is a capricious, "Black Lives Matter", Mao, Cultural Revolution destruction that has nothing to do with JUSTICE and everything to do with POWER.

    Extemporaneous power, the force, dictated by the weight of the MSM and those George Soros "Che" scumbags who make bank on the poor and uneducated.

    I am dead. My family mourns me every day. This Thanksgiving, they thought of me, they remembered when I was here and laughed, cried and had dreams and hopes for my darling grandchildren and my wife and I as we moved towards our dotage. That seemed so far away and I can remember how the Turkey tasted and the love I felt for my family, my neighbors and my city, until that BLACK GANGBANGER SHOT ME DEAD IN A BLACK ON WHITE HATE CRIME THAT NO ONE, ESPECIALLY THE KC STAR AND THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA WILL ACKNOLEDGE IS A HATE CRIME. I AM DEAD JUST LIKE THOUSANDS OF OTHER WHITE VICTIMS OF BLACK ON WHITE HATE CRIMES THAT TH MEDIA IS UNINETERSTED INCOVERING, BECAUSE THE COLOR OF MY SKIN IS WHITE.

    Have a happy holiday and remember how wonderful my Holiday would have been, if the MEDIA DIDN'T LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE.

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  15. When a store has a sale, aren't they they admitting that they have been over charging before?

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  16. A sucker is born every minute so vote have your voices heard

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  17. We are sick in our soul at the obsequious, ethnomasochistic, self loathing that is the expectation of a sub human, deficient demographic, elevated in power by way of malfeasance and legerdemain with expectations of subservience and obedience to a suicidal paradigm.

    Go fuck yourself cocksuckers.

    At some point in time, it is my prayer, that, we will rouse ourselves, as have the former lions of our blood and bend those insufficient extemporaneous usurpers of this American Culture to our will, by way of argument, or, in my opinion and hope, by way of Bloody Constraint.

    Or, those Beta Males in this place and time, can take comfort, in the knowledge, that at some time in the future, as their descendants are murdered, raped and assigned marginal, peripheral status in the new Amerika, that they will remember, that it was so fuckin Comme Il Faut, to suck on the ball bags of Multiculturalism and Diversity.

    "Hey Granpa, it wasn't your fault".

    That will be as good as it gets, before the entire world turns into Johannesburg.

    But hell, you don't care, you are making bank on the entropy and dath of your children, but, you won't be there.

    Big Ups you fucking cunts.

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  18. Chuck, you should have said white cunts.

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  19. Lots of woman hating mansplaining to get the holidays started.

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  20. God bless america that's a drunken tossed salad if I ever felt one.

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  21. QUESTION: How is Black Friday analogous to The Kansas City Star?

    ANSWER: They're both heavily-hyped commercial efforts to promote excessive mercantilism.

    While Black Friday is an obvious public relations scheme to get potential shoppers excited and out to the stores, The Kansas City Star is a commercial advertising medium masquerading as a public news service.

    Increasingly, more Americans recognize that their happiness and well-being is not fulfilled by buying more "stuff".....just as Kansas City metro residents have realized that The Kansas City Star is not representing their voice and best interests, but rather the Star's corporate interests and those who collude with them to keep power away from the public.

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  22. I am living with less crap, have more oxygen in my house, and enjoy life more. 1054 is spot on.

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  23. 8:08: So true. A lot of the stuff advertised is junky. Walmart had a 32-inch smart (Roku) TV for $125. When you go online, you find (1) it's 720 res and (2) there are only 2 per store and (3) you have to go to the store to buy it.

    What are the odds of getting that TV, assuming you think it's a bargain (which I don't)? Typical bait and switch.

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  24. Walmart offered a $25.00 Moto G phone. Ordered two, paid with credit card. Got email to pick up a 3pm. Get to store. Guess what ? No phones. Call Walmart customer service, told the phones will be in on December something.

    What do you think the odds will be ? Guess I will call mom and dad for some $$$$$$ so I can get a I-phone. That's the young and blogger way. Didn't realize that 37 was young, but when you have a blog, you can say and be anything.

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  25. Walmart's online sale was a complete bust. Their servers were fucked from the first second. They were totally out of their door buster HDTV's (all three models) within a minute All I got was server errors and weird ass messages that made no sense at all. Given that their online sale was a shipwreck last year you would think they would have taken care of their IT issues. Unbelievable that Walmart would spend millions printing full color Black Friday ads and all they really accomplished was pissing off a lot of customers. the hilarious part was how both Amazon and Walmart forced you to use their apps for the online sale and then turned around and promoted that Black Friday was a big succes with record numbers ordering though online applications. Well, of course you ass holes. You planned it that way. This fiasco was so fucking Walmart!

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  26. 7:58: Point?

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