TKC NOTE: Tonight our pal Craig Glazer challenges conventional wisdom and so much local weather hype. Check it:
Craig Glazer: What Tornado? There Never Are Any!
As a kid, like most of us, I would be taken down to the basement with my folks to stay safe from those 'Wizard of Oz' tornadoes that were coming! Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh my! Then other than heavy rain, loud thunder, lightening and radio news predicting doom and gloom.."there are tornado's touching down in Prairie Village as we speak" OMG.
The truth is NO TORNADO HAS DONE SEVERE DAMAGE OR KILLED ANYONE IN THE METRO IN DECADES! Why? According to some well educated science: cities like ours that are well populated give off too much heat and omissions from cars and machines as well as factories for a tornado to touch down and stay down. In other words it just can't happen. Yes out in the flat lands where there is far less heat and carbon being blasted into the air, like just past Legends or way way out in deep south Olathe, maybe. That's why even though we live in 'tornado ally' there are no metro tornadoes.
Now that I have said that I will get and always do..."man you are crazy just a couple years ago my Uncle who lives down by lake dingbat...lost his entire farm and family to a tornado" on and on..never happened not in the metro. Not on the Plaza or PV or Brookside..nope or downtown...not in decades...never happened. Yes there is damage from storms, trees down, powerlines down, windows and cars damaged from heavy rain and storm and wind. That's true. Driving is dangerous...YOU CAN'T SEE. The rain is so hard...but tornadoes ripping through your home or apartment or condo in Prairie Village. Nope.
If so, when did that happen and where? I'd like to know. True I lived in Phoenix and Los Angeles for years, but I talked to KC daily. Hey like you I don't like those black clouds and storms, but do I think a tornado is going to destroy me. NO! Do hide in the basement anymore? NO. Now being on a plane in the air...uh that's different...then I worry. Enjoy the rest of summer and tornado season. I think you will be just fine.
Gotta agree with you Craig but you must admit that once those sirens get going they will give almost anybody a moment of pause.
ReplyDeleteIts like shark attack
ReplyDeleteGuess you forgot the F4 tornadoes that killed two people in Wyco on May 4, 2003? DECADES A
ReplyDeleteI can see how you'd forget. Cocaine will do that. Maybe you were coked out or fucking your nigger whore or in jail or something that day.
Maybe? Probably.
Ask the 158 fatalities in Joplin.
ReplyDelete"Wyandotte county also had $15.5 million in damage, with 69 buildings destroyed, and 390 suffering damage. Leavenworth county had 9 homes destroyed, 8 with major damage and 17 with minor damage. Damage estimates for Leavenworth county are around $4 million. 2 people were killed by this tornado, and at least 30 others were injured." - Wikipedia
ReplyDeleteMay 4, 2003.
DECADES AGO!!!
Next up, Craig discusses World War II, which happened centuries ago. The Nazis invaded Poland in 1654, right?
ReplyDeleteDon't you know Gary Lezak saves lives? Mostly with this sweet cock.
ReplyDeleteclick bait.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear about Hitler knocking up Marilyn Monroe. And their love child turned out to be a great man: BUDDY HACKETT!
ReplyDeleteGlazer's Improbable History.
I think it's good advice to ignore all of the freaking models disguising themselves as scientists.
ReplyDeleteBut I will admit that sometimes I watch the weather in order to rub a quick one out when I have a date. It's never a good idea to go out with "one in the chamber" if you know what I'm saying.
As for the usefulness of the weather, it's a crap shoot. Most of them don't know shit. And THAT is a fact.
I wonder if Craig knows that his old buddy "the wildman" is the one who stalks him all over the media. He must have showed him is cock accidentally at one point because the guy can't seem to get over him. The obsession is going on decades now and he has even read every page of Craig's life story and can quote it to the page. I guess you could call that journalism but it seems more like a mental problem to me. "That's what friends are for" is what they say.
ReplyDeleteI miss Katie.
ReplyDeleteGang cool it Mister Glazer is about to be a TV star on his own show. Yep, that's the inside scoop and not from the wildman either. Holy bird save us from him now being a national voice. As for tornado's mostly you are right its more weather people bull shit to get us to listen. I've lived here 39 years never seen one, don't know of any that hit round here. Asshole is RIGHT.
ReplyDeleteWill be fun to watch the tv cameras follow around Craig. I want to get a glimpse of his bitches.
ReplyDeleteOh wise one. For once you are right. There have been and are no tornados banging Johnson County, Plaza, downtown or Waldo and Brookside. That is true. As for why. I am not sure you might be right. We sure get the fuck scared out of us every year and then nothing happens. The wise maniac is correct.
ReplyDeleteGlazer is a coke dazed fucking idiot. Tell those people in Orrick across the river SE of Liberty that tornados are make believe. They got hit two years in a row.
ReplyDeleteGlazer should stick to fucking black hookers, diseased coke whores and running that so called comedy barn. Truth be known, Glazer is the only comedy that rolls thru that dump.
"tornado ally" - lol. Spell check is your alley (friend).
ReplyDeleteAlso Wyandotte County isn't in the metro anymore?
News to them I'll betcha.
Write about what you know - nigger whores. This isn't it.
Lets see a tornado hit at 95th and Knox in Overland Park but guess that isn't Johnson Country. 50 homes destroyed or damaged and 4 people taken to the hospital. Ruskin Heights is another nasty metro area tornado. The people who lived in Topeka were as dumb as Glazer thinking a tornado could never hit them because of a hill. The evening of June 8, 1966 proved them all wrong.
ReplyDeleteAs for his large city theory it is as full of shit as Glazer is himself and proves the dipshit loves to speak out just to hear his brain rattle like a unbalanced washing machine.
Houston TX 11/21/92 26 injured
Fort Smith AR 4/21/96 3 dead 89 injured
Detroit MI 7/2/97 7 dead
Nashville TN 4/16/98 1 dead
Jackson TN 5/4/03 11 dead
The Bronx NY 4/25/10 7 injured
Brooklyn NY 9/16/10 1 dead
Raleigh NC 4/16/11 6 dead
Minneapolis MN 5/22/11 1 dead 48 injured
Oklahoma City 5/6/15 12 injured.
Plus there was Joplin which might not be as big as Kansas City metro area but still 158 dead is no laughing, bitching, whining thing to ignore. When sirens sound in Joplin now people take cover.I am sure all of the people in the above listed cities would be more than happy to tell Glazer to shut the fuck up about his ignorant theory.
Is there anything this idiot Glazer is not a self proclaimed expert in? I'm constantly amazed at how the human ego can convince itself that it is right about every thing. What next brain surgery? What this really is about is that it kept people out of Craig's little chuckle club. Just like the Big 12 tournament, Royals games, snow, the sun being out to late et al. At the end of a day weather is a science and no science is 100%. Even Craig's testosterone injections are not scientific certainty that your a bad ass. But it is writing like this that reinforces the fact why a cocaine using thief with bad hair shouldn't be allowed to write. Doesn't explain why Tony thinks giving this fool a medium is a good idea.
ReplyDelete@8:25 seems to have the Glaze figured to the T. The guy just babbles to hear himself babble. Cocaine is a evil drug that will destroy your mind. Obviously it didn't have that far to travel in the Glaze's case.
ReplyDeleteChuckles will be along any time to give Glazer a handjob, while on the way to Apple Market to buy a bundle of Depends.
Well one thing is sure, Glazer is a special kind of retarded.
ReplyDeleteYou bitchez can be scared if you want but don't interrupt my CSI. Go cower in fear on your own time.
ReplyDeleteDitto that. Hey I know one thing hate monkeys Glazer can and will kick your asses if you ever confront his crazy bat shit ass. i know cause I seen dude in action Jackson! He is a bad boy. For real. Older or not. I was at the club at Hooters back in 07. Mother fucker laid out four white boys. For real. Was in the papers. I saw it. So hide behind fake names and tough ass words but he is a proven bad ass mo fo. You are punks.
ReplyDeleteNow I love that 10:19 agreed.
ReplyDeleteSuperdave is back. Always shows up for the Glazer. Hey man Hearne says you are a gorundskeeper at some club. Is that for real bro? I thought you were a somebody but you ain't huh? If not what do you do Superdave? I want to know.
ReplyDeleteSuperman is a pooper scooper at some golf club. Heard he got fired. His old lady was steppin out on his fat ass with his pal. Now he is alone in some dump downtown. He's a loser. That's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThought Superdavid killed himself. Was that another loud mouth? Who was that man? Dead one? Wasn't it him? He's the big fat guy right? Car wash man. He calls everyone nigger and he has the nigger job.
ReplyDeleteYeah Superman is a big fat nigger. You got that right.
ReplyDeleteYa know whats more special then Glazer? The tards that come to his rescue. I mean the dude is clearly wrong in his opinion but low and behold the sheep shall tow the hater line. Cause anyone that disagree's with the King of Stink must be a hater cause nobody would ever look poorly upon a self righteous, womanizing, cocaine using thief with the ego the size of Jupiter. How could anyone not like that? Wannabe's that can't aspire to anything greater then a bromance with grandpa.
ReplyDelete10:19 to 10:27 is Glazer no doubt. He hates it to no end when SD stomps his ass in the comments. Guy is to big a pussy to admit his story is a joke.
ReplyDelete"Tornado ally?" You are a douche nugget Glazer. I saw you on Roe at QT in your stupid Lotus, having a conversation on the phone that was clearly not going your way. You may have money but you are still a fucking buffoon.
ReplyDeleteHey 10:22 go tell George Toma he is a nobody, good groundskeepers make good money you idiot.
ReplyDeleteGlazer does not have any money. Every time I have ever seen him he is trying to corner some poor young girl who is just looking for a way to leave. I don't know how someone like that can look in the mirror and not see that they are a piece of shit.
ReplyDeletei remember three quick trips that got the roof ripped off about 8 years ago. i guess jesus did that
ReplyDeleteone time i pooped in a tornado
ReplyDelete“You always make me out to be the bad guy.”
ReplyDeleteBlow hard Craig blows hard about a hard blow. Tony's got a hard one for him.
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ReplyDeleteI guess that jews know everything about everything.
ReplyDeleteYeah, can't be the D-list comics, the overpriced drinks you are required to buy, or the bad food. Gotta be those scary weathermen keeping people away from his "club."
ReplyDeleteHere's another clue for you numbnutz. You allegedly spent your entire life here, but still haven't figured out that the Midwest is subjected to extremes of weather -- heat waves, bitter cold, blizzards, and violent hail and thunderstorms -- during which smart people will hunker down, stay home, and keep their cars garaged rather than in an open parking lot at a strip mall comedy club.
But you are apparently too damned dumb to have a business model that accounts for that.
Birmingham, AL (2011 video)
ReplyDeleteSt Louis is a large city that sprouted up in Tornado Alley, and it has a long history of destructive tornadoes. Approximately 22 have hit the city in the past 40 years alone.
Dallas, TX (1997 video, 2010 video, 2011 video)
Houston, TX (2012 video)
Jacksonville, FL (2009 video)
Los Angeles, CA (30 tornadoes since 1918)
Miami, FL (1997 video)
Oahu, HI (2011 video)
Oklahoma City, OK (F5 Tornado)
Salt Lake City, UT (1999 video)
St. Louis, MO (22 tornadoes in the past 40 years)
Sunnyvale, CA (right smack in the middle of Silicon Valley)
Witchita Falls, KS
I think Craig made a couple good points. Why there have been a few incidents over the years near the heart of our city, never has a tornado slammed our metro area. I live in the heart of the city and have been here for more than thirty years, never seen a tornado or know anyone around here who has been hit by one. So I think the man has a point.
ReplyDeleteGlazer is a fucking idiot and a pussy to boot. Remember getting his ass stomped in the Roxy parking lot after he sold some bunk coke.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere between Superdave's comment and Glaze's article is the truth.
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I love 7:46. LMAO
7:04 is right, the weather guys love to bust into programming and scare the fuck out of people. If you spend money to advertise on local TV, it is the weather that cost the most. At least it used to be. People tune in to see the weather, it is what sells, so if there is ANY possibility of bad weather, then the local stations are going to go to their strength.
Katy Horner would cut the heart out of ANY program on TV to tell you about the possibility of a fucking thunderstorm in Miami County. Jesus, she was brutal. Now, they all do it.
9:31 Eat shit and die cocksucker, I call 'em like I see "em.
Typical Glazer posting. TKC drops a Glazer turd on the readers and then Glazer comments back 15 times about how great he is or what a bad ass he is.
ReplyDeleteThat one poster forgot to mention the day that big dude in Westport that hangs out in Kellys laid his faux tan Jew ass out cold outside the comedy club. Witnessed that first hand. Glazer was blowing his mouth and the dude clocked his ass right between the eyes. Glazer looked like a red rag doll at a bullfight. Out. He looked like Thunder Thorton laying on the deck after getting ko'd in his last bout.
If Glazer wanted to make the point that the weatherpeople bust into programming to scare the shit out of people every time a thunderstorm is within 100 miles, he'd have something worth reading.
ReplyDeleteBut when he proclaims that the entire KC metro area is tornado-proof, he's a fucking idiot.
This just in from the Glaze College of Meteorology. Since he can't remember past last Tuesday, there hasn't been a flood that caused deaths or major damage anywhere in the KC metro area in DECADES!
ReplyDeleteSo the next time you see high water covering a road, don't pay attention to the scaredy cats on TV. Go ahead and drive through it. You'll make it just fine.
7:39 Craig Glazer does not sell drugs and hasn't since high school. He robbed drug dealers like you in the 70's and 80's there is a book about it called the King of Sting. Like thousands I have read it. It was good enough to be purchased as a major movie by big time procducers in Hollywood. I think that picture gets made. I know the haters don't cause they are jealous of him. I've known Craig and his family for years. There was no fight in some parking lot. I worked for the Glazers since 1990 and Craig has not ever been beaten up anywhere. Nor has Jeff. Like most of us they had their party days. Not today. So give it a rest and stop lying everytime you see his name. Gets old. I think this story was about tornado's not drugs and fights.
ReplyDeleteHi David! Been a few years. Hey these nuts will blame Craig for the Kennedy shooting if you give them time. David its the same few haters who repeat the same old crap. Like I've written before likely they don't even know the guy. Just hater fans.
ReplyDeletewe enjoyed the Big SLick celebrity softball game at the K a couple of weeks ago --
ReplyDeletehad Paul Rudd.. Jason Sudeikis.. all the KC Hollywood celebs -- EXCEPT for CG!
which is strange - since -- as he constantly reminds us -- he is KC's biggest celeb--
AND best athlete.
Never seen Glazer say or write that anywhere. He is a well known KC personality for sure. I see him promoted on metro sports for an upcoming tv special on the Royals and Chiefs. The Big Slick I think is more those guys who star in films. Same guys for years. Glazer was never part of that. However Rob Riggle has played their club. He might have started his career there.
ReplyDeleteCraig does wisely take the precaution of wearing a large , black protective helmet wherever he goes .. even when indoors.
ReplyDeleteDavid Rice, Before the 90's dip shit. Glazer's book is full of lies and he did plenty of drugs in the 70s and 80s. Stop sucking his little cock.
ReplyDeleteadd 10 more Glazer comments to the original 15.
ReplyDeleteSame names, different story, same lame blow hard bullshit.
Craig is a bad imitation of Chopper Read. He actually has a movie made about him, and his book was an actual best seller. Look it up. Pretty interesting guy.
ReplyDeleteActually, the area of KC from the river to @75th is historically free of such tornado destruction -- probably due to a combination of physical characteristics and heat.
ReplyDeleteHistorically, tornado damage tends to be in flatter surfaces -- for which some Metro areas certainly qualify. KC is, after all, 300+ square miles.
When that is combined with an absence of shelter (as in neither Joplin nor Ruskin Heights had many homes with basements) the loss of life can be terrible.
yep, 1:00 pm - -- used to work in Springfield, MO -- very few basements there -- water tables or something?-
ReplyDeletebut-- yeah -- basements are nice in case a twister actually comes spinning thru
Glazer on metro sports now and again at 8 pm on Royals.
ReplyDeleteMetro sports= Nobody cares/watches.
ReplyDeleteJoplin is not a large city. Everything he said was spot on. Ruskin was a brand new suburb with no trees whatsoever when it was hit in the late 50's. Ever notice when a tornado (always an EF1 or less) hits around this area, it's Liberty, Lee's Summit, Eudora... Never inside the city itself. Never will happen.
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