TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! UPCOMING SECURITY CRACKDOWN FOR TECH N9NE FANS COULD MAKE IT THE WORST KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST EVAR!!!
Tech N9ne fans are mostly white millennials in lower income brackets who also listen to a lot of hard rock which makes Kansas City's most successful rapper the perfect fit for Rockfest . . . Unfortunately, security precautions and the upcoming crackdown on the loud local party could put a damper on the event.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY ORGANIZERS AND SECURITY PEEPS PREPARE AN UNPRECEDENTED CRACKDOWN ON FANS FOR ROCKFEST!!!
Nope, this doesn't mean that the festival will have to obey new City Ordinances on volume - You'll still be able to hear the concert all they to KCK . . .
But maybe lovelorn fans might not be able to do get in on in the port-a-potties anymore . . .
FIRST ON TKC . . . CHECK THE COMMUNITY RELATIONS/SECURITY PLAN THAT'S THE FIRST SIGN OF A CRACKDOWN!!!
The perimeter will be reinforced this year and crafty fans might not be able to sneak in this time around . . .
Surrounding merchants and residents have already been put on notice about the boisterous upcoming party . . .
As usual, traffic is going to be a mess for this event and illegal parking rules won't be enforced for our suburban interlopers . . .
Still, what KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS tell us that SECURITY IT GOING TO BE STEPPED UP CONSIDERABLY THIS TIME AROUND AND COINCIDING WITH TECH N9NE'S GROUNDBREAKING PERFORMANCE!!!
It's not a bad plan and maybe this will keep some poor young lady from getting kicked in the face this time around . . .
Developing . . .
I think that's what's really unfair is that they scheduled him during the day. He would have made a better headliner.
ReplyDeleteIt's called "Rockfest", not "Rapfest".
DeleteThanks for the heads up. Will be staying out of KCMO next weekend until this meth-head Woodstock is over and all the wasted white yoots have been arrested or gone home.
ReplyDeleteSo security is not different than any other year....
ReplyDelete...and this "news" is "written" barely in English.
SECURITY IT GOING TO BE STEPPED UP CONSIDERABLY
You'll still be able to hear the concert all they to KCK
I'm not a rocker by any means, but this is good info you put out, Tony. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThere used to be an appropriate place for outdoor concerts where everyone within a 1 to 2 mile mile radius didn't have to listen to and feel the sound in their homes even with all the windows shut.
ReplyDeleteIt was called Sandstone
"white millennials in lower income brackets"
ReplyDeleteRedundant. Starbucks will only pay so much--even if you have an MFA.
I am sure the world will be changed by all this.
ReplyDelete10:04 just what is a WORLD-CHANGER IDEAS MAN like yourself doing wasting time on TKC?
ReplyDeleteWe need you back at work, you HARDCHARGER you!!
I am at work...at the NSA. Thanks for your information you good little citizen, you.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Hard Charger/Farts guy emerges again.
ReplyDeleteIf its just the same crap, keep it to yourself. This group is already afflicted with lack of creativity and humor.
Herf derf coming. Or is it Mensa Boy?
Expect the Rockfest expert, Byron Funkhouser in 4-3-2-1
ReplyDeleteFunkhouser. Did someone say Funkhouser. That nigger loving, leather licking faggot is AWOL.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is Funkhouser ?
12:35 Owns zero percent of a free blog.In his eyes that makes him CEO and spokesman for the masses (if under a dozen people is masses). A beaner legend in his own mind and a complete dip shit in most other's.
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:44
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to say about this. But, since you asked, I see the usual comments by the usual cowards.
To the person @12:52, pretending to be a man: I'm not gay. I don't even like men (especially white men, because there's nothing to like about them.) History clearly shows how they seem to suffer from some sort of group mental illness. I hate racists.
But Byron, you are white and a racist. How do you explain your self-hatred and your anti-white racism?
ReplyDeleteByron is a racist black! He wont fuck a black woman either.
ReplyDeleteByron was posting as a combat vet yesterday. Hurf durf at its best.
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