Food porn from suburbanite BBQ proudly touting Kansas City heritage. Take a look:
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Food porn from suburbanite BBQ proudly touting Kansas City heritage. Take a look:
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ReplyDeleteStupid Onion Rings and or cold Cole Slaw on a Bar BQ Beef Sandwich ??? WTF ???????
Sounds like their trying to HIDE the poor choice in their meat by adding all that other Crap, the eventually ends up in your LAP or on the floor while your trying to eat the damn thing !
I've ate at a lotta Bar BQ Joints over my 51 Years across the country, from Texas, to Louisana to Montana to Kansas Citys own Bar B Q Joints, and NEVER , ever do the serve a Real Bar BQ Beef sandwich with any of that bullshit on the sandwichs !!!
I can already imagine trying to bite into eating that Shit, with the Stupid Onion Rings, as The onion rings ends up pulling most of the sandwich apart and Bar B Q Sause ends up all over your shirt, pants and table and chin,,,
Frankly, I actually prefer to EAT my Food, NOT wear the damn shit and ruin $30 shirts and pants because some braindead moron doesn't have a clue how to actually make & serve a real Bar BQ Sandwich !
Onion Rings on top and cold coleslaw on a Bar BQ Sandwich,,,, WTF ???
It is damn tasty too!
ReplyDeleteMeat is recycled vegetables.
653 has a valid point. Can I please actually taste the BBQ itself?
ReplyDeleteTastey tastey murder! I get the meat sweats just thinking a about it
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell.....with the budget cuts at Animal Control, BBQ help rid Killa City of 4 leg pests.
ReplyDeleteQ down.
KC BBQ sucks. The meat here is grilled not BBQ. KC doesn't know what low and slow is. You need to cook a brisket fat side up for at least 12 hours at 205 degrees with alot of smoke and a generous portion of dry rub made with brown sugar and chili powder. It needs to be mopped with apple cider vinegar andleft over rub. Then it needs to sit and cool while the rendered fat cools in the meat. Then it needs to be sliced thick so you get some fat with the meat. Shit ain't that hard. Quit slicing brisket thin like deli meat! And quit making sandwiches. Just eat the meat with sides. Damn I hate KC BBQ. I hate even calling it BBQ. It's badly grilled meat is all I've had here.
ReplyDeleteMust be a Tex-ass "Pot Roast Posing as BBQ" braggart. Go back to all-hat-no-cattle land, you tasteless fuckhead.
ReplyDelete5/28/15, 6:53 AM
ReplyDeleteHave you ever actually had a Z-Man? If not, try one before you run your stupid fat mouth.
5/28/15, 8:13 AM
Have you ever talked to any of the pit masters at the BBQ joints in KC? You would find that yes, they do cook for 12 hours over a low heat? If you don't like the world class BBQ here in KC, go the fuck back to whatever shit hole you climbed out of...
To both of you.....if the BBQ is so bad in KC, how the hell do they constantly end up on lists of the best BBQ in the US....Something tells me you two morons don't know a thing about good BBQ.
Funny how your BBQ places don't even have BBQ pits!!!!! Change their names all the time because they serve shitty food like OK Joes and give me a break Jacks Stack is a fucking joke!!!! There are no BBQ pits at these places!!!! No real coals or fire. That's why KC is always the joke BBQ place of the country. When there is a show about BBQ on TV they skip KC because it sucks ASS!!!! Fucking french fries with BBQ all over the place here too. It's all sandwiches too which obviously they are trying to hide the taste of their shitty meat. Even Memphis is wayyyyyy better than KC. I come from a place with no state income tax, great economy, a downtown that doesn't close at 7PM every night, less crime, better quality of life, a real international airport (not one that just flies to Canada....what a joke!!), real universities and PUBLIC schools that work, and people who know how to BBQ. I'll just be here for a while to take you idiot's money and then we will be gone from this corrupt hell hole! Fuck even your sports teams suck ass.
ReplyDelete9:34, what shangri-la paradise will you be moving to when you're done fleecing the local rubes of their wages?
ReplyDeleteIt is an easy town to make a quick buck in. People just give away money here and the local politicians make a perfect climate for it. KC isn't that bad, but it's unbelievable what the residents let happen. I mean building a light rail to nowhere and new hotel when the schools are an embarrassment. You can make your money in places like this and then retire early in a much better place.
ReplyDeleteGo back to Austin ^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteKeep Austin Lame, bro! The only place on earth that pit of mediocrity is interesting is in Texass.
ReplyDeletelol funny to see people get testy when the truth comes out. I hope you love paying your state taxes, unions, crappy BBQ, and crime!!!!! I'll take my piece of pie from your stupid asses and we will be gone not to worry!!! hahahahahahaha KC is just a relic fly over that the rest of the country doesn't care about. Hell the only press this shitty state has had recently is from the animals in STL. KC is the same as them!!!! I see it every day here in this toilet of a city. Keep defending it too and voting the same way and nothing will change here.
ReplyDeleteThanks for obsessively checking in on us!
ReplyDeleteGood luck on your return to the 3rd world economy and poseur "culture" of America's armpit!
Wyndot smokes low and slow, get it sauced or not, the State Ave. at 86th has always been great.
ReplyDeleteBut the world's best is by a Marine's retired Navy daddy at the Lake of the Ozarks - invite only - and they've lived coast to coast - tried it all - we are urging him to biz a pit in middle MO.
lol 3rd world economy? You need fiscal help my friend if you think Missery is better off than TX. Your roads here suck ass too. Jesus you don't even had roads cleared in the winters! You are an idiot just like everyone else here! No decent schools or universities in this area. Didn't UMKC business school just get in a bunch of trouble for something :-) Ha! A business school who's continually operating at a loss and has to bribe for ratings! BTW the armpit of America is New Jersey you idiot! Everyone knows that. It's shaped like an armpit and it sucks just as bad as Missery. I've lived there too and after I made my money I left that shithole. You have obviously been stuck in your trailer hiding from tornadoes for too long. Maybe try living someplace else before you comment on the living conditions in other places. Nothing good comes out of this state. No wonder people are leaving and businesses are going to better states with real international airports and educated work forces.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'll try Wyndots. Yeah, the best is often made at home. I'm sure there has to be a decent place. Someone has to know how to do it. Some of the ribs I've tried have been alright, but every place i've been cuts the brisket like deli slices and that leaves it dry flavorless.
ReplyDeleteJoe's is the worst. Shitty food and even worse customers. Find ANY other place but this dump.
ReplyDeleteOrphan you need to just stick to following kids and stay out of the adults talking here.
ReplyDeleteI think this is my favorite thread of the week.
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