It is with great trust and faith in this bloggy community that I reveal our end game and real ambition for all of this blogging and work in Kansas City politics.
TKC HUMBLY ANNOUNCES THAT I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT!!!
This jokey blog takes the campaign very seriously and local newsies can check with the Kansas City Election board to discover that two weeks ago, in compliance with Missouri statute 115.453 RSMo, Kansas City's least favorite blogger declared himself an OFFICIAL WRITE-IN CANDIDATE!!!
Just wait and see . . . There's a heck of a campaign on the way and our SCIENTIFIC POLLING AND MARKET RESEARCH DATA tells us that our chances of making the primary are good thanks to the power of our KICK-ASS BLOGGY COMMUNITY!!!
The campaign trail starts NOW!!!
Developing . . .
Good luck, asshole!
ReplyDeleteblow me and swallow, THEN you get my vote.
ReplyDeleteI say there is no way in hell Tony could mess things up worse than they are now. In fact things just would probably improve.
ReplyDeleteBut the million dollar question is, who would run TKC?
Any other retard, Stupordave.
DeletePerhaps you.
StupidDave, you fucking fat, frightening, obnoxious box of rocks. You look like you belong on a registered offenders list. Do yourself a favor, stay inside and shut the fuck up.
DeleteApril Fools Day declaration
ReplyDeleteI remember exactly five years ago, today, Tony announced he was running for city council. I actually believed him & got so disgusted I stopped reading for a couple of months.
ReplyDelete6:48 typical hater troll who might have to eat those words.
ReplyDeleteI'd vote for Tony!
Well Byron as we see you're still a liar
ReplyDeleteYou have my vote Tony
ReplyDeleteI will vote for you Tony. BUT, you better stop the streetcar!
ReplyDeleteCalling in some of Frasier Glenn Cross's boys for a "hit" if you get elected.
ReplyDeleteCan't have no Mexican mayor. Hell the negros of the last decade or so have ruined Killa City for the next 100 years.
Hey dumb bear, threatening to kill somebody online in Missouri probably isn't the smartest move.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you might want to take another break from your account, it has been forwarded.
Byron you snitch go away liar.
ReplyDeleteTKC is qualified because he did not refer to himself in the third person like a sociopathic liar like Jermaine Reed
ReplyDeleteYou have my support! TKC 4 Mayor. Getting bids on t-shirts and bumper stickers.
ReplyDeleteTKC for KC mayor. Sounds good to me.
ReplyDeleteSure, must read. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteMy vote will be for m I c k E m o u s e for Mayor, he has to be a improvement over the current administration, at least we could get a free trip to Disney World and ride on a real 21st century rail transit system. Not a street car to no where.
ReplyDeleteI want one of those shirts with Tony's butt ugly face displayed on a U-Haul!
ReplyDeleteSomeone actually gave me hell for call Nazi Bear a Nazi. All he wants to do is kill people.
ReplyDeleteP Bear is a sad alcoholic
ReplyDeleteHe works for the Ayatollahs in Iran to earn his drinking money
ReplyDelete3:22 must be a sad world you live in when you have to stay up at night just to write shit on someone you don't even know.
ReplyDeleteThere goes the neighborhood.
ReplyDelete....from the TKC Advertising Agency (MadWomen), we're testing the following campaign slogans:
ReplyDeleteNO More Bling! TonyB for Mayor!
Jordan Carver Promises A Lap Dance For Every Tony Vote!
"Coffee, Snackcakes, and Porn"
(voice-over: I'm Tony and I approved this message)
DON'T BE HIJACKED BY A TOY TRAIN!
WEST-SIDE WAIFS
NBA FRANCHISE IN MY FIRST TERM
VOTE TONY---RAISE A RUCKUS KC!
the last hispanic hopeful for mayor got him a reservation in prison so make yours
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