TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! COWTOWN DOGGIE QUARANTINE FEAR!!! CANINE FLU EPIDEMIC HITTING KANSAS CITY COULD CLOSE DOG PARKS AND CANCEL UPCOMING PUPPY EVENTS!!!
Reported FIRST in Kansas City by our blog community doggie lover denizens . . . Right now we have important news that could impact metro pooches and their human pals.
To wit . . .
LOCAL ANIMAL LOVERS PROPOSE A KANSAS CITY QUARANTINE FOR MAN'S BEST FRIEND TO PREVENT MORE DEATH AMID THE CURRENT CANINE FLU EPIDEMIC THAT'S KILLING DOGGIES ACROSS THE NATION!!!
After our TKC BLOG COMMUNITY FIRST REPORT on the topic . . . Kansas City veterinarians began sounding the alarm to local health officials who have acted far too slow in saving pet lives.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY DOG PARKS COULD BE SHUT DOWN UNTIL THE CANINE FLU PLAGUE HAS PASSED!!!
Sure, dog parks are a pricey and wonderful amenity paid for by the people of Kansas City but now they could be a place where local doggies catch their death. Kinda like gay bath house crisis of the 80s in San Francisco but with not as many collars but far more platonic petting.
Another cost of the crisis . . .
CANINE FLU PLAGUE JEOPARDIZES THE UPCOMING KANSAS CITY CHIHUAHUA PARADE!!!
Sure, everybody loves this local Latino-themed festival but so many mutts in close proximity might lead to doggies salsa dancing with death.
Finally . . .
CONTENTIOUS DOGGIE LOVERS FEAR THE UPCOMING DOG & JOG AND COULD ADVISE POOCHES TO RUN AWAY FROM THE EVENT!!!
It's for a great cause but might also result in doggie martyrdom if the canine sickness isn't under control by then.
Promoters and event planners might not want people to know this vital info. However . . .
ONLY OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY STANDS IN THE WAY OF KANSAS CITY CANINE DEATH AMID THIS HORRIFIC DOGGIE EPIDEMIC!!!
We've done our best to save as many lives as possible and now our blog community might want to spread the word and protect their puppies amid a horrific plague.
Developing . . .
Keep denise and her puppies safe.
ReplyDeletethey track it back to dogs eating at the K.
ReplyDeleteTony this post should be at the bottom of the page. Didn't they teach you that in college where you studied journalism?
ReplyDeletestudied journalism
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
College?
ReplyDeleteLMAO
You don't need finesse to blog. You just slap up anything you think might stick.
ReplyDeleteCan I catch this when I fuck my little Yorkie?
ReplyDeleteSly James didn't pay his taxes. Sly James should resign.
ReplyDeleteHey, tony,
ReplyDeleteHow about talking to an actual vet. Zero cases of flu have been reported in kc. And flu in dogs is just regular flu. Unless your dog is immunocomprimised, very old, or brachicephallic (short nosed) the disease typically runs a normal course. Coughing, fever, lethargy. No cause to alarm. Don't believe me? Call your ve.
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ReplyDeleteApril 23 - May 20, 2015
My vet said the dog flu has not been reported in KC and there is vaccine here for it. Said even if there was a vaccine it would not be effective.
ReplyDeleteThose are some fine looking bitches with great looking puppies and the dogs are cute too.
ReplyDelete.....speaking of "going to the dogs" I think it's time to review the state of our local dead-tree media known as The Falling Star.
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As you know, McClatchy (MNI) stock continues to sink perilously close to the one dollar mark. And I wouldn't want to be caught holding shares of a delisted stock.
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I hate dogs anyway
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen a nigger walking a poodle or even a beagle? Nope, if a nigger owns a dog it HAS to be a pit bull. Niggers don't walk their dogs anyway, they prefer the dogs to relieve themselves inside of the nest, the smell of animal defecation is pleasing to the nigger. In most cases the pit bull will end up attacking someone or being attacked by the nigger owner because niggers cannot train an animal as they themselves are untrained animals. I think its some kind of ghetto status to own a 'pit', most niggers get those inbred pit bulls with the over sized heads much like their own that are vicious.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^^^^seriously, get a life.
ReplyDeleteOr, learn how to communicate in a respectful manner. Your language is a reflection of your upbringing.
I like Denise Milani's puppies!
ReplyDeletePut the doggies down, solve the problem.
ReplyDeleteSherry Dejanes and Dan Coffey have assured the brave Facebook friend of Save Our Dogs that canine fly is confirmed to be spread by dogs eating leftover kale smoothies or chewing on faux lumberjack flannel. Most likely as a result of the boondoggle slave ship no one will ride except people who are young and new here so they don't count because they don know yet that everyone really wants a house with a lawn and plenty of places to park cars even d there's nothing around to go to except other empty parking lots!
ReplyDeleteSMARTKC!