Just getting ready to grab a cup of coffee and enjoy some divisive racial rhetoric thanks to this tidbit . . .
Fortune: Starbucks to encourage baristas to discuss race relations with customers
Maybe I'll run these stories by them . . .
Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder Claims The Justice Department Is More Racist Than Ferguson
‘Hands up, don’t shoot’ was built on a lie
Village clerk fired amid comments about police Ferguson shootings
Or, possibly I'll just place my order and skip the racial dialogue given that my baristas are mostly nice, there's one who clearly doesn't like me (probably reads the blog) and I always think the lady baristas are afraid I'm gonna hit on them . . . Which will never happen because coffee is hot.
Quicktrip is serving better coffee these days then Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteStarbucks just said it would split its stock for the first time in a decade. Shareholders will receive an extra share for each one they own on April 8.
ReplyDeleteHave to drum up new business.
It's marketing idiots!!!
ReplyDeleteDo they still teach basic handwriting in schools these days?
ReplyDeleteWomen are not afraid of guys with no self esteem hitting on them.
ReplyDeleteIf you took the time to understand women, perhaps even respect them, you would "get" that.
Instead, you limp dick it back home and post an blog entry on why woman will have nothing to do with you.
Helps assuage your real understanding of how meaningless your life is.
You are about as hard to read as a glass of milk.
So how do I order just straight coffee with nothing in it? Do I ask for it black, teen, African-American. I am sure this is some political correct way to order it. I don't like the libtards will be happy until there is a race war in this country.
ReplyDeleteI went to my local Starbucks with the earnest desire to engage in a conversation about race.
ReplyDeleteSo I naturally ask my barista "hey, so what's the deal with these blacks, anyway?"
He leans in real close and says to me...
"I’ll tell you what coloreds want. It’s three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit."
I'd reckon to say that feller gave me a real big nugget to mull over.
Try the Obama Latte....It's a black bitter brew, with half n half, weak, lukewarm, and paid for by someone else.
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7:17 comment = GENIUS!!!
ReplyDeleteAre the beans sourced from Indonesia or Kenya?
alas 551, spot on. are you Tony's mom?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!! nigger boy obama slap down by de jew boys!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat Mark Smith joke sounds like something a bitter old man might think is funny, sure it might pass on this blog but it's nothing that people actually want to hear. Bunch of racists on this blog. Shame on you haters.
ReplyDelete8:00 nails it. It's one of those lame-o jokes that your nutso uncle spams his entire hotmail address list with.
ReplyDeleteGroundbreaking, thoughtful comedy it is not.
Lowest common denominator yuks for the prole rubes is what it is.
The same dolts who made that Git-R-Dun comic a household name.
8:00 and 8:12 comments
ReplyDeleteSasha and Malia trolling on TKC again!!!!!!
5 bucks for a cup of coffee? Sheeple love the taste!! Starbucks if you were a detective is why our country sucks, you just got your first clue!
ReplyDeleteYup, people trying to be someone they are not, happens all the time, which is why we have casenet in Missouri to expose YOU!!
ReplyDeleteHey Mark, when they start to whine about your jokes, if you squint your eyes and put your fingers partially in your ears, it sounds just like they want reparations.
ReplyDeleteWell, that coffee is pretty expensive.
sounds like some obama fan boys got their pussies hurt.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the owner of Starbucks should read this. It is really worth it for the perspective.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/03/conservatives_blind_to_racism_says_red_state_seer.html
I went into Starbucks and asked for the Bro Brew and the clerk gave me a cup full of shit with the written words, "Be careful what you ask for"
ReplyDeleteHa Nice job Mark! I miss the wisdom/ real life comedy you provided on the blog. Keep it up!
ReplyDeletewhy did Michelle Obama feed Malia dogfood?
ReplyDeletewell she had no choice it was the only thing that came out of her breasts
Only a half-wit shit heel would pay $5.00 for Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteBut those faux lumberjack shirts and steaming plates of shit covered kale seem to be big hits around Killa City.
There must be a market for those backward jean wearing "Caleb" wanna-be Bill Cosby clones.
The harder I try to not act racist the clearer it becomes that it isn't me.
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