Deputy Recovering After Multiple Gunshots

A WyCo Deputy is making important strikes after being SHOT AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST AND TAKING A BULLET TO THE FACE after walking in on a robbery spree last night. More: Sheriff's deputy improving after being shot several times

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  1. Anonymous3/5/15, 2:42 PM

    Mensa kale renter sez streetcar toi ternz bernooglie
    1. Is already at break even in spite of being over budget, behind schedule, downscaled, and not even yet in existence. It's truly an economic miracle. Coming next: City water will be turned into wine.

    2. Is being 100% paid for by the Fourth District, which by itself and without help from any other district, is also subsidizing the Northland.

    3. Is something every other city in the universe has. Even those on Mars.

    4. Will magically and mysterically create tens of thousands--maybe hundreds of thousands of jobs downtown. Maybe even millions.

    5. Is supported by someone who passed the Mensa test and is, therefore, smarter than you, me and all the other rubes. Especially sub rubes.

    6. Is opposed only by those who are being paid off by the Koch brothers, Rex Sinquefield or Vladimir Putin (provided you're willing to accept rubles) or who have an illegally fenced-in yard, a loading dock, or some other equally nefarious ill-gotten illegal perk to protect. There is not one person in this city without ulterior motives who has examined the wisdom of bringing 1940s technology back to 21st Century Kansas City and has come up with a logical or economical reason to oppose the streetcar; therefore, the Kochs, Rex and Vlad are solely responsible for the 60-40 vote against the streetcar as no one who did not get a payoff would vote against such a sensible solution to Kansas City's transportation needs. And certainly none of its supporters have a vested interest in seeing the streetcar forced on Kansas City whether they want it or not. (Pay no attention to the termed-out clowncilperson behind the curtain who'll be needing a job come summer or BNIM and other potential contractors--they have absolutely no vested interest in the project. Nope. None at all.)

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  2. Anonymous3/6/15, 2:48 AM

    Cops Lives Don't Matter

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  3. Anonymous3/6/15, 2:12 PM

    The bullets are buried in all his fat.

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